Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983

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Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983

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I swear to God--I can almost hear the comments that's going to be said on this...

Oooo Bill! Promise me I won't get a virus. Promise.
Don't worry baby, I always use a firewall.


I hear in some states, tossing your floppy in front of the camera like that can get you arrested.

He can 10000101 me anytime!

ooooooooooooohhhhhh billy!
(thrusts nipples against monitor)


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Ok--that's enough from me.....

I still think those eyes of his are pure evil....

EVIL I tell you!
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No words to describe my....shock, horror? of such imagery...
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Horror is good. Terror is better.....

I have a spoon that you can use to gouge out your eyes if you wish.....
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dr. what wrote:Horror is good. Terror is better.....

I have a spoon that you can use to gouge out your eyes if you wish.....
I like my eyes as is. *points to sig* :twisted:
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that

was

SO

wrong


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I wonder how and when this bit him in the ass...
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Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.

Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
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Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.

Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.
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Alferd Packer wrote:
Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.

Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.
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Museum of Hoaxes wrote:Update: These pictures were taken in 1985 by celebrity photographer Deborah Feingold shortly after the release of Windows 1.0. There's no evidence that they ever appeared in Teen Beat.
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:| Well, uhm. Well. Uhm. Wow. There's really not much I can say in response to something of that sheer... ... god, words are really escaping me. I think my brain Blue Screen of Death-ed.
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He looks damn sexay...especially those come hither eyes of his :P .
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I think I'm going to be sick....
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When a hot naked chick poses like that it's Playboy material.
When it's a weird nerdy guy, it's just so wrong in so many ways.
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Awww, he was kind of cute back then. :D
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He probably should have had a good meal and 10 hours of sleep before that shot. Without it his eyes look...evil.
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Considering how much money that man has I'll bet the women are more willing to remove their panties for him than for the rest of us mere average incomers.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Considering how much money that man has I'll bet the women are more willing to remove their panties for him than for the rest of us mere average incomers.
Seriously. I'll bet if he posed with all his money stacked up around him he'd be pretty sexy.
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Re: Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 198

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dr. what wrote:ooooooooooooohhhhhh billy!
(thrusts nipples against monitor)
It's not often that I can honestly say I laughed 'til I cried, but this is one time that's true.
Ell fucking Oh Ell.... :lol:
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Elheru Aran wrote:
Alferd Packer wrote:
Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.

Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.
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Where would you like to come today?

I'll go back in my corner now.
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CDS wrote:Where would you like to come today?
Bukakke!!!
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darthdavid wrote:
CDS wrote:Where would you like to come today?
Bukakke!!!
I wish I knew what that meant...
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