SW vs ST: ZULU!!!!!!!

[Isolder74]

Situation:
A small group is hold up in a small outpost called Rook's Drift thy are about to be attacked by 4,000 Zulus. The Zulus are armed with Short Spears and leather shields. They also have captured in a previus engagement 1,000 of the defender's best light weapons(E-11 Btaster Rifle, or Type III Phaser Rifle,of whatever). The defenders are hold up in a small hospital and supply depot. They only light small arms available to them but have plenty of ammunition.

defenders forces available
8 Officers
97 Fit for duty
36(25 walking wounded) Sick and wounded

Which force would fair the best.

Force 1
Imperial Stormtroopers


Force 2
Trade Federation Army


Force 3
Rebel Army Troopers


Force 4
Gungan Grand Army


Force 5
TOS Federation Security Division


Force 6
TNG Federation Security Division


Force 7
Klingon Warrors

[Sea Skimmer]

Stormtroopers followed by battle driod's

Zulu marksmanship included such concepts as aiming 45 degrees up in the air to aid the bullet on its flight. The Blasters will be no threat.

[Isolder74]

Stormtroopers followed by battle driod's

Zulu marksmanship included such concepts as aiming 45 degrees up in the air to aid the bullet on its flight. The Blasters will be no threat.

And the Zulu's could figure out how to use the blasters culdn't they. The had not used rifles before and they figured them out.

[Isolder74]

BTW the Fuzzies are going to be charging the defender's positions with large numbers trying to overwhelm the defenders positions. The defenders will have Vibro-blade Bayonets, Force Pikes, Bathelecs, ect(except the Feddies cause they don't beleive blades cause they're 'barbaric')

[Solid Snake]

You forgot the Clone Army. They would own all. But, as a write in, i'll go with the Terrans from SC.

[Dirty Harry]

The stormtroopers would take this one.The Standard issue stormie E-11 fires something like 100 rounds before the power cell needs changing, that combined with the fact that stormies are execellent shots would keep them safe in this one.

[Isolder74]

You forgot the Clone Army. They would own all. But, as a write in, i'll go with the Terrans from SC.

Aren't Stormtrooper and Clone Trooper practically the SAME THING?

[Darth Yoshi]

For the most part, yeah.

I go with stormies. Zulus or not, nerve gas goes a long way. If there is no nerve gas, then the E-11s on rapid fire will burn through the leather shields.

[Kuja]

The stormies, followed closely by the TF army.

[Isolder74]

For the most part, yeah.

I go with stormies. Zulus or not, nerve gas goes a long way. If there is no nerve gas, then the E-11s on rapid fire will burn through the leather shields.

No Nerve Gas is not availible

[Isolder74]

no comments about how pathetic the Federation entries would do yet I'm surprised

[Vendetta]

Federation phaser rifles are probably on a par with the peroiod rifles in terms of accuracy, and they get enemies just as dead.

If they had Michael Caine, they could survive.

The Kingons would be honourably minced.

[Isolder74]

Federation phaser rifles are probably on a par with the peroiod rifles in terms of accuracy, and they get enemies just as dead.

If they had Michael Caine, they could survive.

The Kingons would be honourably minced.

You don't get it The Fuzzies get 1,000 of the DEFENDER'S best light small arm AKA whatever the Defenders are using

[Vendetta]

You don't get it The Fuzzies get 1,000 of the DEFENDER'S best light small arm AKA whatever the Defenders are using

True, but using a weapon as wank as a phaser to any degree of usefulness would take a lot of training, which the spearchuckers don't have. And also given the hideous accuracy they'd be bugger all good at firing on the move.

They're also dead LOS weapons, which means that only the front rank could reliably fire, anone else risks killing the man in front.

The defenders still have the advantage, even with advanced weapons in the attackers' hands, especially blaster/phaser types.

The only ones who'd really have to worry about their own weapons coming the other way are the Gungans.

[Isolder74]

You don't get it The Fuzzies get 1,000 of the DEFENDER'S best light small arm AKA whatever the Defenders are using

True, but using a weapon as wank as a phaser to any degree of usefulness would take a lot of training, which the spearchuckers don't have. And also given the hideous accuracy they'd be bugger all good at firing on the move.

They're also dead LOS weapons, which means that only the front rank could reliably fire, anone else risks killing the man in front.

The defenders still have the advantage, even with advanced weapons in the attackers' hands, especially blaster/phaser types.

The only ones who'd really have to worry about their own weapons coming the other way are the Gungans.

I don't know if the Fuzzies could even figure out how to use the Gungan weapons anyway. Electropoles would give them some advantages over the Zulu's spears

[Perinquus]

You forgot the Clone Army. They would own all. But, as a write in, i'll go with the Terrans from SC.

Aren't Stormtrooper and Clone Trooper practically the SAME THING?

I don't think they are. They might be, I suppose; I don't think it was ever definitively stated one way or the other. But I was always under the impression that stormtroopers were just men, recruited and trained in much the same way as any conventional army (or given that they are supposed to be fanatically loyal, perhaps the best parallel would be the Waffen SS), and that the Republic-era clone army was merely the best way to raise and train a large, highly proficient force in total secrecy.

Oh, and by the way, it was Rorke's Drift, not Rook's Drift.

[Isolder74]

You forgot the Clone Army. They would own all. But, as a write in, i'll go with the Terrans from SC.

Aren't Stormtrooper and Clone Trooper practically the SAME THING?

I don't think they are. They might be, I suppose; I don't think it was ever definitively stated one way or the other. But I was always under the impression that stormtroopers were just men, recruited and trained in much the same way as any conventional army (or given that they are supposed to be fanatically loyal, perhaps the best parallel would be the Waffen SS), and that the Republic-era clone army was merely the best way to raise and train a large, highly proficient force in total secrecy.

Oh, and by the way, it was Rorke's Drift, not Rook's Drift.

I mean't opperationally the same not excatally the same

[Isolder74]

Oh, and by the way, it was Rorke's Drift, not Rook's Drift.

Whatever

[Perinquus]

Aren't Stormtrooper and Clone Trooper practically the SAME THING?

I don't think they are. They might be, I suppose; I don't think it was ever definitively stated one way or the other. But I was always under the impression that stormtroopers were just men, recruited and trained in much the same way as any conventional army (or given that they are supposed to be fanatically loyal, perhaps the best parallel would be the Waffen SS), and that the Republic-era clone army was merely the best way to raise and train a large, highly proficient force in total secrecy.

Oh, and by the way, it was Rorke's Drift, not Rook's Drift.

I mean't opperationally the same not excatally the same

Well, it would still show up in combat. The clonetroopers were all slightly modified versions of Jango Fett, who supposedly had very superior combat skills as well as (presumably) superior strength, endurance, agility, reaction speed, etc.). With ordinary men as troops, you would have a lot of variation, with some troopers being the equal or even superior of Fett, most falling somewhere below him, and some scraping the bare edge of acceptable performance.

[Isolder74]

Who voted TNG Federation and didn't have the balls to say why?

[paladin]

stormies do the best against Zulu force with Klingons doing the worst. Klingons would probably charge head long into Zulu force.

[Isolder74]

stormies do the best against Zulu force with Klingons doing the worst. Klingons would probably charge head long into Zulu force.

The head moves foward and the enemy attacks the head and is drawn in on the loins. then the horns encircle them and finish!!!!

A bunch of Dead Klingons

[Kuja]

Looks like this is a runaway poll for the stormies.

[Isolder74]

Looks like this is a runaway poll for the stormies.

roger that

[spongyblue]

HOw much you wanna bet the Feds shit their pajamas and give up when thery hear the Zulu war cry? If any body dont know what it sounds like, it's roughly one guy yelling out a call and a couple thousand guy responding and hitting their sheilds in unison.