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Bill "Have I Got A BIG Falafel For Ya!" O'Reilly now claims he's been in combat. :lol: The audio clip of O'Reilly being busted by a caller is hilarious. James Poling is offering a cash reward for proof. The audio clip and details are here:

http://jamespoling.blogspot.com/2005/01 ... lafel.html

What a dick!
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LOL! What a fucking douche.
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I love Al Franken's laugh while Bill is spuing his shit. :lol:
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What a blubbering vagina.
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To the best of my knowledge, the only action O'Reilly has seen was inside a whorehouse. :P
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Glocksman wrote:To the best of my knowledge, the only action O'Reilly has seen was inside a whorehouse. :P
With his standard issue dildo?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LIES! LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Al Franken, you rock. The A-Team music was fucking classic.
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You gotta be kiding me, so glad I stoped watching that show.
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I was in O'Reilly's unit, we did black ops together with the SAS. After storming the beaches of Gettysburg on D-Day, we killed Charlie, crossed the Yulu, took Bagdad, stole the plans for the Death Star, and then deliverd them to Princess Leia on board her starship.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:I was in O'Reilly's unit, we did black ops together with the SAS. After storming the beaches of Gettysburg on D-Day, we killed Charlie, crossed the Yulu, took Bagdad, stole the plans for the Death Star, and then deliverd them to Princess Leia on board her starship.
So you are that rebel scum!

Now where is the phone number to mr D. Vader?
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I can't believe I used to watch this guy :banghead:
Actually I do, but for different reasons :lol:
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The hell does falafel have to do with this?
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HemlockGrey wrote:The hell does falafel have to do with this?
O'Reilly, in his (alleged- he settled :)) smutty, unsolicited phone calls to a co-worker, evinced his desire to massage her with a felafel. I kid you not.
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Next time he promises to use souvlaki.
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Vympel wrote:O'Reilly, in his (alleged- he settled :)) smutty, unsolicited phone calls to a co-worker, evinced his desire to massage her with a felafel. I kid you not.
HA! First that Mech, now this lovely chunk of information - mornings this week have just been chock full of fun stuff.

But anyway, just one more strip of tape pinning the ASSHOLE sign to his back.
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Are those laser sound effects from Star Wars or something in the background during the second part? :lol:

Good lord, though, what a prick...
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Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Yeah, yeah, he served with Eddie 'Agent Orange' Murphy in Nam, man .....

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The "Tales of Combat" was brilliant.

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Gah, I can't see the file that everyone's talking about. It downloads and then does absolutely nothing. Fucking Windows....
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Listing to it now...
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Ryoga wrote:Gah, I can't see the file that everyone's talking about. It downloads and then does absolutely nothing. Fucking Windows....
Try here (scroll down):

http://www.ofrankenfactor.com/
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