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What do you read while taking a dump?

Porn magazines
1
1%
Car, computer, sports, home electronics magazines
6
7%
Cooking, quilting, home decoration magazines
1
1%
Other magazines
4
5%
The morning paper
3
4%
Various books
31
37%
SD.net on a wireless laptop
2
2%
I don't read on the toilet
35
42%
 
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JeanLucPicard wrote:I often take the Star Trek Encyclopedia in with me. *yes, I'm obessed with Star Trek*
Gee, no shit?
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A world atlas that I kept from my World Geography course a couple years ago. Lots of neat shit in there.
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Whatever book I'm reading goes everywhere I go. Yeah that's right, everywhere.
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First of all, what the fuck is a washroom?

Second of all, I don't read on the toilet. Taking a dump doesn't take long enough to read anything.
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How about all of the above?

That reminds me, I really must store the porn somwhere else for a week.

Getting a woman to tend my condo and I am not sure how she likes porn so i'll be taking the safe route and stuff em in a drawer.
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Faram wrote: That reminds me, I really must store the porn somwhere else for a week.

Getting a woman to tend my condo and I am not sure how she likes porn so i'll be taking the safe route and stuff em in a drawer.
Man, that's the first place she'll look... :P
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moku wrote:
Faram wrote: That reminds me, I really must store the porn somwhere else for a week.

Getting a woman to tend my condo and I am not sure how she likes porn so i'll be taking the safe route and stuff em in a drawer.
Man, that's the first place she'll look... :P
Yea but if she searches my plaze and find em she cannot be offended.

I don not care if she finds my stach or not but I don't want em just lying out in the open.
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Understood. I just didn't know what kinda chick she was. :P
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Dalton wrote:
JeanLucPicard wrote:I often take the Star Trek Encyclopedia in with me. *yes, I'm obessed with Star Trek*
Gee, no shit?
Hehehe... you know, that's quite funny, given the subject matter. :lol:
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Strange thing releasing excrement from ones system while reading bloodstained prose, purhaps the cordite, cars, whores, and dark alleys make sense when surrounded by the stench of the common bathroom we emplyee's share, but why does it always have to be pulp novels for me.
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