SMOOTH CRIMINAL!! REDUX!!
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SMOOTH CRIMINAL!! REDUX!!
I was inspired to rewrite Michael Jackson's hit song.. SMooth criminal, to betteer fit his known criminal activities. Enjoy this twisted parody...
As they Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Bordello
Kids Came Into my mansion
I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
he Ran Underneath The Table
I Could See he Was Unable
So kids Ran Into The Bedroom their Doom
Daddy is it OK?
Daddy is it OK?
is it OK, Daddy
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OPK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK, Is it OK daddy?
(Daddy is it OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That its OK?)
(I can give you lots of money)
(For your lawsuit – Lots of money daddy)
(Kids came into my mansion)
(I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then kids Ran Into The Bedroom)
(They Were Their Your Doom)
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OPK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK,
Are You OK Annie?
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By -v A Smooth Criminal
So I Came Into Their Outway
It Was Sunday - What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth “Resus – Citation”
Sounding Heartbeats - Intimidations
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK,
Daddy Is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK Daddy?
(Daddy is it OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That its OK?)
(I can give you lots of money)
(For your lawsuit – Lots of money daddy)
(Kids came into my mansion)
(I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then kids Ran Into The Bedroom)
(They Were Their Your Doom)
(Daddy is it OK?)
(So, Daddy is it OK?)
(Is it OK Daddy?)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By -
A Smooth Criminal)
Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(Arnnie Are You OK?)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Cp[ In The Window)
I Don't Know!
(That I fucked you - A Bordello Arnnie)
I Don't Know!
(You Came Into my Mansion)
I Don't Know!
(I Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Stroked Down)
(It Was Your Doom - Arnnie!)
(Arnnie Are You OK?)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(There's A Cop In The Window)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(That He touched You - A bordello Arnnie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(You Came Into His Mansion)
He Touched me
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
He Touched me
(You Were Stroked Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!
As they Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Bordello
Kids Came Into my mansion
I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
he Ran Underneath The Table
I Could See he Was Unable
So kids Ran Into The Bedroom their Doom
Daddy is it OK?
Daddy is it OK?
is it OK, Daddy
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OPK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK, Is it OK daddy?
(Daddy is it OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That its OK?)
(I can give you lots of money)
(For your lawsuit – Lots of money daddy)
(Kids came into my mansion)
(I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then kids Ran Into The Bedroom)
(They Were Their Your Doom)
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OPK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK,
Are You OK Annie?
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By -v A Smooth Criminal
So I Came Into Their Outway
It Was Sunday - What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth “Resus – Citation”
Sounding Heartbeats - Intimidations
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK,
Daddy Is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK Daddy?
(Daddy is it OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That its OK?)
(I can give you lots of money)
(For your lawsuit – Lots of money daddy)
(Kids came into my mansion)
(I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then kids Ran Into The Bedroom)
(They Were Their Your Doom)
(Daddy is it OK?)
(So, Daddy is it OK?)
(Is it OK Daddy?)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By -
A Smooth Criminal)
Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(Arnnie Are You OK?)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Cp[ In The Window)
I Don't Know!
(That I fucked you - A Bordello Arnnie)
I Don't Know!
(You Came Into my Mansion)
I Don't Know!
(I Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Stroked Down)
(It Was Your Doom - Arnnie!)
(Arnnie Are You OK?)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(There's A Cop In The Window)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(That He touched You - A bordello Arnnie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(You Came Into His Mansion)
He Touched me
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
He Touched me
(You Were Stroked Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!
Last edited by Alyrium Denryle on 2005-01-22 12:36am, edited 2 times in total.
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[Cleveland]Oh, that's naaasty.[/Cleveland]
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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more like Patriot Act Game
you would be suprised how easy it is to modify the lyrics...
"Well I've been busted, and my rights the same, I curse those traitors who signed on this patriot act shame."
you would be suprised how easy it is to modify the lyrics...
"Well I've been busted, and my rights the same, I curse those traitors who signed on this patriot act shame."
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
You know what? You guys swim in a tank of your own piss. Yes, that is correct. I have written and posted no less than three satirical rewrites of songs and to date had a grand total of 7 responses. I would've even appreciated a "Jesus, Chardok, your song sucks balls." Post. But no, I had to tease 7 comments out of people.
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Poor CHardok.. but remember, I am the guy that rewrote onward christian soldeirs into onward commie soldiers.
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