SMOOTH CRIMINAL!! REDUX!!

[Alyrium Denryle]

I was inspired to rewrite Michael Jackson's hit song.. SMooth criminal, to betteer fit his known criminal activities. Enjoy this twisted parody...


As they Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A Bordello
Kids Came Into my mansion
I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet
he Ran Underneath The Table
I Could See he Was Unable
So kids Ran Into The Bedroom their Doom

Daddy is it OK?
Daddy is it OK?
is it OK, Daddy
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OPK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK, Is it OK daddy?

(Daddy is it OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That its OK?)
(I can give you lots of money)
(For your lawsuit – Lots of money daddy)
(Kids came into my mansion)
(I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then kids Ran Into The Bedroom)
(They Were Their Your Doom)

Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OPK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK,
Are You OK Annie?
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By -v A Smooth Criminal

So I Came Into Their Outway
It Was Sunday - What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth “Resus – Citation”
Sounding Heartbeats - Intimidations

Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK Daddy?
Daddy is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK,
Daddy Is it OK?
So, Daddy is it OK
Is it OK Daddy?

(Daddy is it OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That its OK?)
(I can give you lots of money)
(For your lawsuit – Lots of money daddy)
(Kids came into my mansion)
(I Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then kids Ran Into The Bedroom)
(They Were Their Your Doom)

(Daddy is it OK?)
(So, Daddy is it OK?)
(Is it OK Daddy?)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By -
A Smooth Criminal)

Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!

Aaow!
(Arnnie Are You OK?)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Cp[ In The Window)
I Don't Know!
(That I fucked you - A Bordello Arnnie)
I Don't Know!
(You Came Into my Mansion)
I Don't Know!
(I Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Stroked Down)
(It Was Your Doom - Arnnie!)
(Arnnie Are You OK?)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(There's A Cop In The Window)
He Touched me - Daddy!
(That He touched You - A bordello Arnnie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(You Came Into His Mansion)
He Touched me
(Left Bloodstains On The Carpet)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
He Touched me
(You Were Stroked Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
Aaow!!!

[The Yosemite Bear]

reminds me how much I really listened differntly to "Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag" after James Brown got busted.

[Gandalf]

[Cleveland]Oh, that's naaasty.[/Cleveland]

[The Yosemite Bear]

really nasty would be me redoing a certain IRA ballad to be about Bush and co.

[Melchior]

really nasty would be me redoing a certain IRA ballad to be about Bush and co.

Sunday bloody Sunday?

[The Yosemite Bear]

more like Patriot Act Game

you would be suprised how easy it is to modify the lyrics...

"Well I've been busted, and my rights the same, I curse those traitors who signed on this patriot act shame."

[Chardok]

You know what? You guys swim in a tank of your own piss. Yes, that is correct. I have written and posted no less than three satirical rewrites of songs and to date had a grand total of 7 responses. I would've even appreciated a "Jesus, Chardok, your song sucks balls." Post. But no, I had to tease 7 comments out of people.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Well I got no comments on my Lagging Blues (Space Battles 2001), Wasting Time again in Monkey-ville, or my "Black Cabbit" tenchi meets ozzy song.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Poor CHardok.. but remember, I am the guy that rewrote onward christian soldeirs into onward commie soldiers.