Laggin Blues (remix, warning contains refrences to murder)

[The Yosemite Bear]

Laggin Blues

modern rewrite of Walkin blues-copywrite Robert Johnson
note AOL, Microsoft, Time Warner, GATOR, Clarian, and others appear without consent, for purely saterical purposes, covered under satire and fair use, this song does not constiture a death threat, nor is it intended for any use but entertainment- Modifications by Colin Witz (Cold Day in Hades (ltd) )



I logged on this mornin went to fetch my news, you know I had that awful laggin blues.
I logged on this mornin went to fetch my news, you know I had that awful laggin blues.
whoa load I feel like i'm blowin a motherboard.
I logged on there was adware and spammers all my mail was gone.
What hell, I logged on, feelin mistreated, they keep takin-my dime.
AO-Hell, you mistreated me, you sent me gator with your IM,
People tell me my laggin blues aint bad, my DSL is runnin slower then any modem I ever had.
people tell me my laggin blues aint bad, my DSL us runnin slower then any modem I ever had.
Tried to kill gator, and clarian too, windows registry said nothin to do.
ooo-ooo, nothin to do.

I got a virus from my HDD to my code, It stole every dollar whever it goes.
From my HDD to my Code, It stole every dollar, where ever it goes.

extra verse
I'm going down to Redmond and Time Warner Too, I'm gonna make them sorry for givin me these laggin blues.

[LadyTevar]

OMG LOL!

[The Yosemite Bear]

thanks blues for the computer age.

oh and 4 years ago the lyric about the lag was

I got 56k modem but she only runs 22, some times slower thanks to them awful laggin blues