Monkey Is Not Trustworthy!!!
Moderator: Beowulf
Monkey Is Not Trustworthy!!!
In case you can't make it out, it says
MISSING
MONKEY
last seen in diaper
carrying blue ''blankie''
looks like Olson twin (circa 1985 Full House baby)
Responds to nickname ''F123''
If found call: 866-252-5327
MONKEY IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY
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I have no idea why that cracked me up so fast and so completely.
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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Not quite. He was still normal-looking back then.Montcalm wrote:Someone found a pic of Michael Jackson at age 1
Unless all black men look like monkeys to you. *glares*
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
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Yes, MJ's a bit off, but how does any of this aid my Monkey quest??
That what I want to know
Yes, MJ's a bit off, but how does any of this aid my Monkey quest??
That what I want to know
Darth Wong wrote:The American "family values" agenda is simple: alter the world so that you can completely ignore your child and still be confident that he is receiving the same kind of Christian upbringing that you would give him if you weren't busy.
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For all the 40kers out there...
Mon-Keigh is not trustworthy!
Mon-Keigh is not trustworthy!
Chronological Incontinence: Time warps around the poster. The thread topic winks out of existence and reappears in 1d10 posts.
Out of Context Theatre, this week starring Darth Nostril.
-'If you really want to fuck with these idiots tell them that there is a vaccine for chemtrails.'
Fiction!: The Final War (Bolo/Lovecraft) (Ch 7 9/15/11), Living (D&D, Complete)
Out of Context Theatre, this week starring Darth Nostril.
-'If you really want to fuck with these idiots tell them that there is a vaccine for chemtrails.'
Fiction!: The Final War (Bolo/Lovecraft) (Ch 7 9/15/11), Living (D&D, Complete)