Monkey Is Not Trustworthy!!!

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Monkey Is Not Trustworthy!!!

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In case you can't make it out, it says

MISSING
MONKEY
last seen in diaper
carrying blue ''blankie''
looks like Olson twin (circa 1985 Full House baby)
Responds to nickname ''F123''
If found call: 866-252-5327
MONKEY IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY
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I guess you shouldn't spank it then.


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Wicked Pilot wrote:I guess you shouldn't spank it then.
ba-da-da-dum!

:: looks at watch::

I'm impressed--it took the guys at another forum five posts before they made that joke.... :D
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hmmm... I wonder if I can teach it to hide in my trunk.....
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Tasoth wrote:hmmm... I wonder if I can teach it to hide in my trunk.....
Don't do that, if you did you'd have junk in your trunk.
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I wonder if I can teach it to hide in my trunk.....
I wanna teach it to smoke.
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I have no idea why that cracked me up so fast and so completely. :shock:
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I want a Monkey!!!

Bastards.
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Someone found a pic of Michael Jackson at age 1 :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:Someone found a pic of Michael Jackson at age 1 :wink:
Not quite. He was still normal-looking back then.

Unless all black men look like monkeys to you. *glares*

:P :lol:
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YT300000 wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Someone found a pic of Michael Jackson at age 1 :wink:
Not quite. He was still normal-looking back then.

Unless all black men look like monkeys to you. *glares*

:P :lol:
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:glances at other posts:

Yes, MJ's a bit off, but how does any of this aid my Monkey quest??

That what I want to know 8)
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Saved. Where did you dig that out? :lol:
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For all the 40kers out there...

Mon-Keigh is not trustworthy!
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