Why? Comparing observed effects is always a good way of seeing what a universe is and isn't capable of.Series1Rx7 wrote:I am absolutely ASTOUNDED by the rampant Star Wars fanboyism in this thread. It's truly disgusting.
I started reading the forums, because of a brilliantly done website. Well thought out, not obviously biased (I mean, he /wanted/ Star Wars to 'come out on top', but he didn't try and make it happen) and a very enjoyable read.
Here I have people comparing e-penis re: two sci-fi's which simply cannot be compared.
Would it kill you to provide a reference? Seriously. SMs are tough, strong, and well armed, but twelve of them can't defeat an entire army (not directly anyway).All the people complaining about the War40k 'uberweapons' and saying they can't be mentioned because they are only ever vaguely talked about with reverence... its BS. THIS is what War40k is about. It's as simple as that. War40k is about the invincible Emperor. It is about the devestating technologies, which the Imperium keeps closed, to save the universe. It is about Space Marines that cannot be defeated, that can fight without sleep for a year, that only take 12 men to defend against an army.
It still needs the basic mechanisms. Ork stuff is ramshackle, unreliable, and generally poorly designed, but it can still work without the WAAAGH field (for lack of a better term).Star Wars isn't. It's about more traditional good vs evil armies battling it out. I love Star Wars... but it's a wet dream for the Empire to ever be able to defeat the Imperium, let alone anything in the War40k universe.
In a universe where ORKS ARE SPORES THAT SPREAD TO PLANETS AS FUNGII and then grow into the bipeds we recognise, the Imperium is going to be some hardcore mother fucker that's not to be trifled with. Orks make things work with the power of the MIND! They'll think red makes wartraks go faster, so the wartraks DO go faster. They think a bolter-shaped piece of metal is in the shape of a pistol, so IT WORKS LIKE A PISTOL.
This is at least vaguely accurate. (the Imperium has some ships that are larger than the Executor). Though even one of the most heavily militarised planet in the Imperium, Cadia, 'only' has 71.5% of her population under arms at any one time.The Imperium sends holy crusades of guardsmen armies several billion strong without pause, it's perfectly normal and not even difficult for them to do. The Imperium is very tightly packed with countless populated worlds, where often they will just mobilise an entire planets population for war, without a second thought. It supports these with fleets of countless ships, the smaller transport types being only slighter smaller than a Star Destroyer.
Great. I'm not even going to mention what we think of people who use game mechanics as evidence.Lasguns/Hellguns are some of the weakest weapons available. They only have a 1 in 6 chance of getting through the armour of a Space Marine, if we follow the tabletop game rules, and AFTER THAT they AGAIN only have a 1 in 6 chance of WOUNDING said Space Marine.
Not some special Space Marine, but your most basic run of the mill SM. That Chaos Marine that was mentioned really is just a Chaos marine. Don't bring up some absolutely fanboy rubbish about them 'therefor being able to dissapate the same amount of energy because they are pyskers'. No. Sorry. Doesn't work that way. Heck, even according to Star Wars it doesn't work that way.
The only thing that the Empire has better is the speed of their ships. It's just a different story telling device, the War40k needs the 'Warp' (there are a few short stories here and there mentioning a time before the technological regression of the Imperium where the Warp was NOT the way they travelled quickly across space) and Star Wars needs hyperspace.
Wrong. It takes a fair bit of effort for an SM to remove a sealed tank hatch (Space Wolf), and Terminators are not orders of magnitude stronger.I can't even think of something that could stop a squad of Terminators and a squad of Assault Terminators taking over a Star Destroyer. These guys wear armour that can't even be penetrated by a bolter, let alone a lasgun. In fact, the weapon that has the least chance of killing one is a bloomin lascannon. A FRIGGIN LASCANNON. They're armour is so strong they can pick up tanks in their powerclaws and crush/split/cut them in two.
Not to mention that a plasma rifle nearly penetrated Forrix's armour in STOI. So TacDread armour isn't as tough as you're making it out to be.
So? Given the punishment SMs have taken elsewhere (one word: Forrix) that isn't all that impressive.Heck, even have a watch of the intro to the computer game Dawn of War. That's ONE Space Marine unit, one Walker, and one heavy support, which is the relatively weak Predator tank (as far as War40k goes, that's a recon tank).
AGAINST AN ORK INVASION. The stop the attack, and the sergeant still runs and grabs the flag that the unit's flag bearer drops, takes fire, a BULLET GOES THROUGH HIS JAW and he STILL sets the flag up high as a standard - to the backdrop of the rest of his Chapter droppodding in to mop up the stragglers of the Ork army.
Wrong. Orks get to about twice the size of a normal human at most. And their hides most certainly aren't bulletproof, or bolt-round proof.And orks are 3 times the size of a normal human man, and can rip men limb from limb without any trouble at all. And their natural hides are only slighter weaker than Space Marine armour. AND THEY GROW OUT OF THE FRIGGIN GROUND.
No, they don't bombard everything because turning the real estate into a massive plain of radioactive glass is not considered a wise move. The Imperium believes in extreme solutions to extreme problems, it does not believe in slagging a world down to bedrock if .00000001% of the Imperium's Guard units have been wiped out trying to take it.You always question the fact that the Imperium don't 'simply orbital bombard everything blah blah blah'.
You must actually read and understand the underlying history that's meant to be there... It's all honour. It's not honourable to kill from afar, to use technology to do your righteous duty, etc. For the most absolute, vile, cockroaches of beings they will in fact, just sit in orbit and turn the planet to slag. It's described a fair few times, the populace of a planet that's been recently rediscovered doesn't even remember the Imperium, and refuses to accede to it's rule again, and it's just plain fucked on from orbit - lowly humans that don't accept the Emperor aren't even worthy of ground troops, they don't deserve the honour of hand to hand nor do you get any honour from doing so.
This is so bloody wrong I'm hardly sure where to start.However, enemies, even dangerous ones... if it's not killed by your own hand, you yourself have succumbed to it's ways (technology to some extent). THAT is why so much is close or hand to hand combat. The Orks simply love battle and chopping things, the Tyrannids are basically xenomorph terrors ala Alien, the Tau are a society based on castes and honour, the Necrons a bloomin robots ala Terminator styles (why waste energy on weapons when your own limbs can tear the enemy apart), Chaos don't follow physics and their power is in the mind and GODS for fecks sake, the Imperium is preventing another Great Heresy by stopping too much Technological influence... in fact, the only major race that is all about tech is the Eldar, and they don't even use the Warp offhandedly, they have a stargate like system set up that goes through the Warp, and they suck absolute dogsballs in close combat for the most part. And guess what? They are stuck being essentially simple pirates of the universe.
Tau: The Tau avoid close-combat like the plague. They aren't designed or trained for it.
Necrons: I'm reminded of Sgt. Learchus ripping a 'cron warrior apart in Nightbringer here.
Eldar: They're insanely fast and skilled in close-combat, certainly moreso than Tau or normal humans.
Chaos/Orks/Nids: Love and make good use of big guns as much as anyone else.
I prefer not making a total idiot of myself, thanks.I'm very dissapointed with the War40k people here as well, you've forgotten the roots of the Imperium, and what it's all meant to mean. You started playing the fanboys game, when you should have been saying all that I've just said.
You don't seem to know that much about either.(sorry about spelling, I only had 5 minutes to type this)
(I actually like Star Wars far far farrrrrrr more than I like War40k).
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