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Another Stupid Chick Tract

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Osiris was not the sun god..
And the God pictured on the wall is ironically enough, believed to have had close connections with Judaism and therefore... Chirtianity.
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True, Horus was the sun god.

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Well they had several. but anyway,

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Wasn't Ra the sun god?
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Yes, along with A version of Horus, the sun disk itselef, Kehpri, and later Amun-Re.

The one on the right is the Aten, a protojudeo-chrisitan diety invented by the Pharoah Ankhenaten (previously AnkhenAmun) to take control of the state religion. After his death they went back to the old gods. (who had better characterisation :D )
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Is it just me, or does Chick's claim sound a lot like Communion?
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It does.
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Its from an anti-catholic rant
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Good god. Osiris is the protector of the dead! Doesn't he know anything?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Good god. Osiris is the protector of the dead! Doesn't he know anything?
Correct, and no. :twisted:
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Trust me, I know my Egyptian pantheon. I am a child of Horrus. That and my Vampire storyteller is obsessed with it too. I get to examine the first artifacts from King Tutenkhamen's tomb next game.
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Of course he knows nothing, he is a FUNDIE
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Good god. Osiris is the protector of the dead! Doesn't he know anything?
Appraently not he's a Fundie. You mean you they have logic the Cgristain TV Chanels must be digging in your brain*Sarcastic Blibking*
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The phrase "stupid Chick tract" is redundant.
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It's funny, but Christian Answers is funnier.

"T-Rexes were herbivores!"

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NecronLord wrote:Its from an anti-catholic rant
I was wondering what would get Chick onto the Egyptians. I thought maybe it was the one on the Masons, but no, he just quotes the same fictitious accounts as all the other "Masons are Satanists" claimants.
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AND THE IHS DOES NOT STAND FOR ISIS, HORUS, AND SEB!!![/angry screaming]

It stands for In Hoc Sanctis, Latin for "in this place sacred."
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Cyril wrote:It's funny, but Christian Answers is funnier.

"T-Rexes were herbivores!"

Ah, the humor...
Did they actually say that?? :shock:



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Ok that fucking does it! I want a scout at Chick.com to find out when they open a forum. The moment one is detected, Battle Plan Base Delta Zero. ATTACK!!!
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BDZ is too quick and clean. I want him to linger.......for a long time.... :twisted:
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IG-88E wrote:BDZ is too quick and clean. I want him to linger.......for a long time.... :twisted:
We shall let the pain stay for much time

But anyways, where is this newest item of stupidity? I need to hav emy faith in humanity destroyed even more.
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Singuler Quartet wrote:
IG-88E wrote:BDZ is too quick and clean. I want him to linger.......for a long time.... :twisted:
We shall let the pain stay for much time

But anyways, where is this newest item of stupidity? I need to hav emy faith in humanity destroyed even more.
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Osiris was not the sun god..
The ancient Egyptians sometimes associated Osiris with Re, the sun god. For instance, the composition known as the "Litany of Re," which is found on the walls of Theban royal tombs, has a passage that states "Re in Osiris, Osiris in Re."

But that doesn't excuse what Chick wrote. Chick should have used "Re" or "Ra" instead. >_<
The one on the right is the Aten, a protojudeo-chrisitan diety invented by the Pharoah Ankhenaten (previously AnkhenAmun) to take control of the state religion.
Ankhenaten didn't invent the Aten. "Aten" is another way to write the Egyptian term ítn, which means solar disc. According to Peter A. Clayton's Chronicle of the Pharaohs, Ankhenaten was responsible for the elevation of the cult of the sun disc, Aten, to pre-eminent status in Egyptian religion.

EDIT: Ankhenaten was originally Amenhotep IV.
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Antie wrote:
The one on the right is the Aten, a protojudeo-chrisitan diety invented by the Pharoah Ankhenaten (previously AnkhenAmun) to take control of the state religion.
Ankhenaten didn't invent the Aten. "Aten" is another way to write the Egyptian term ítn, which means solar disc. According to Peter A. Clayton's Chronicle of the Pharaohs, Ankhenaten was responsible for the elevation of the cult of the sun disc, Aten, to pre-eminent status in Egyptian religion.
Indeed, for one generation, after his death it plummeted right back down.
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and indeed, here he is, from a 'tract' about the masons. Again showing his immense ignorance. :roll:
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