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Ah, how.....cute?

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That same picture is at my local pet store.
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Cool. :D
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I love snakes! I think it's adorable :luv:

The kid, well, I guess it helps make the snake even cuter, but it's untimately expendible. :wink: *hugs snake*
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............ Why hasn't the snake eaten the child yet?



This is an edit/photoshop, whatever, right?
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That is one cool snake. :D



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That is one docile Reticulated bython...
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Yeah, it's all cute and cuddly until the snake gets hungry. :roll: I worry for the kid, but if something happens, don't expect me to get teary eyed for the parents/guardians.
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Robert Walper wrote:Yeah, it's all cute and cuddly until the snake gets hungry. :roll: I worry for the kid, but if something happens, don't expect me to get teary eyed for the parents/guardians.
Unless the kid smells of the snake's food (poultry, rodents, etc.) it's doubtful the snake would get all bitey bitey on the kid.

I'll defer to Alyrium Denryle though, seeing as he has some :P experience on the subject.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:That is one docile Reticulated bython...
Well, if he's cleaning it off when it's shedding (which would make sense), I recall my old python got really lazy/docile/practically dead around that time (of course, mine was well fed too and that keeps them kinda dull.) :D
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Shinova wrote:............ Why hasn't the snake eaten the child yet?



This is an edit/photoshop, whatever, right?
:shakes head no:

I would be thoroughly shocked if it was.
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Wild Karrde wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:Yeah, it's all cute and cuddly until the snake gets hungry. :roll: I worry for the kid, but if something happens, don't expect me to get teary eyed for the parents/guardians.
Unless the kid smells of the snake's food (poultry, rodents, etc.) it's doubtful the snake would get all bitey bitey on the kid.

I'll defer to Alyrium Denryle though, seeing as he has some :P experience on the subject.

Correction, that is not a reticulated pythin, it is an Indian Python(Python molurus)

And so long as the animal does not recognize the child as food, he shouldnt have problem, expecially if well fed, which that individual certainly is
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Tasoth wrote:'Honestly officer, I was cleaning my snake and it just....'
"Cleaning my snake"...that's a good one! :P :lol:
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Shinova wrote:............ Why hasn't the snake eaten the child yet?



This is an edit/photoshop, whatever, right?
SOme captive pythons, depending on their disposition, will only eat once a month or so. SOmetimes they wont eat for up to a year.
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