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You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
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Chmee wrote:If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
If I hear that ONE more time, I simply cannot be responsible for what I'll do. :evil:
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Bah, lame chatroom crap...
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My Replies (cause I'm bored)
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Some aliens probably have accents like that
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
Hey, if you can't find your bottle-opener....
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
Stormtrooper: Hey, I served on Endor!
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
Ever see the rebel hanger on Hoth?
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
I wonder if Obi-wan ever did that. Look at all the times we see him in Bars...
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
So, ever heterosexual male that has ever seen Star Wars is a Jedi Redneck?
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Actually, that's how they were built to get in
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
Wookies are Red neck Jedi?
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
Trailer Parks in Star Wars have standards
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
No, that just means you have problems
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Solauren wrote:My Replies (cause I'm bored)
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
So, ever heterosexual male that has ever seen Star Wars is a Jedi Redneck?
well ive always thought that Leia in the slave outfit was better than Dukes of Hazard, and also that show was very slow paced and dumb (for lack of a better word)
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Chmee wrote: You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
Not until now, anyway :lol:
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Haha these are good. Lemme try

"If you've been to more swoop races than dental appointments..."

"If your Jedi robe has "Budwesier" embroidered on the back..."

"If your midi-chlorian count is the same as your blood alcohol..."

"If a Star Destroyer has been named after your flatulence..."

"If your X Wing has naked lady mudflaps..."

"If you have used the Jedi Mind Trick to get a free lap dance..."




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