OWNED IN THE FACE Game Moments!

Medic · Post by **Medic** » 2005-01-29 10:55am

Fuck getting owned and impotent hate. This thread is to boast, brag, pimp and pound your chest.
Revenge, domination, great comebacks -- post here. Against comps or humans (though if comps it has to be obscene or uber revenge)
Stories of cheating are okay.... as long as they're funny.

Starcraft
1) I get attacked by a BC newb. Lockdown 11 of his 12 BC's and smite them all

2) Kill 2 zealots with 2 marines. Alternately, kill 8 zealots with 3 vultures. Learn to micro newb

Madden 2001 PS1
Custom Playbook of D00M! leads to a high score of 105-0 against comp on Madden difficulty in 5 minute quarters. Humans usually last about 40-60 points before quiting

Ace Combat 4
Mission: Invincible Fleet
Destroyed every single ground target on the screen without returning to base to rearm. Ph34r the Raptor

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-01-29 10:59am

Ace Combat 4: Mission 8, Shattered Skies

Killed everything. Actually ran out of targets, no enemy planes left in the skies. On Expert.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2005-01-29 11:13am

Just about any time in Counter Strike when i've annihalated the enemy team because they're stupid enough to think i'd leave the objective unguarded. The cries of "OMG autosniping n00b fagg0t" after i've taken down five guys who thought it was a good idea to run across wide open ground just make it all the sweeter.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2005-01-29 11:22am

beating R-Type Delta

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2005-01-29 11:33am

Taking out six noobies in CS. They all rushed through a bottleneck in a straight line. I used my M-4 and got headshots on them all. I was then kicked for bieng a "Haxor fagGot."

Mad · Post by **Mad** » 2005-01-29 11:35am

Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight I

Hosting on MSN Gaming Zone, playing using a joystick (way before I learned to use the mouse -- as a Descent and original Dark Forces player, the joystick was just natural), playing on Valley fo the Jedi Tower level. After a while, I get accused of cheating. They also say that nobody uses a joystick. Needless to say, I'm winning quite easily. (As a Light Jedi, too.)

At the end of the game, I notice something. Deaths: 0. Oh. That's why. Wow, they sucked. (I didn't notice I hadn't died during the game.)

Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight

Joining a game on MSN Gaming Zone. Still playing using a joystick. Valley of the Jedi Tower level. The players there are cheating (might've just been the host, it's been a long time). Creating platforms, literally throwing concussion shots from their hands. And getting owned by me. At one point the host gets on a platform I can't reach and starts lobbing concussion blasts that I easily dodge. Hosts quits. I crack up into histerical laughter, IIRC.

Descent I

Against most players on MSN Gaming Zone. Me: Lots. Them: Little. Yeah, there's a lot of newbies. 2 on 1's are especially fun since I have more targets and they have to be careful with their fire.

It should be noted that there also some very awesome players on there that tore me to shreds as if I were just learning to play.

Dead_Ghost · Post by **Dead_Ghost** » 2005-01-29 11:50am

Related with my post over the thread YOU BASTARDS, in the game Mechwarrior 4: The Black Knight. The mission when I've got to take down Ian Dresari, I do the mission alone, with no henchmen.

PLayed in Normal diff, I beated the sh1t outta him. And it felt just soooo good... Also, later in the game, at the last mission, when I've got to take down Dupree, I call my henchmen and tell them not to engage Dupree's mech. Mine! And. It. Feels. Even. Better!

Also, I enjoy a LOT to take out guys calling themselves pros, and failing dumbly in proving so, on Counter Strike. Dumbass-jerk nº1 saying "I've been playing this since 1.4. Been on an old clan which disappeared... Bla bla bla." I just adore to catch them!
Just a couple of days ago, I was on the "Aztec" map with each team having 8 guys. There was this Terrorist (can't remember his nickname now) who had the highest score on their team: 10 kills and 12 deaths. Yeah, it was a public server

. Now he had the shotgun and he tried to take me out on the bridge. He was on one shed, and I was in the other.

I took him out with a couple of shots with my handgun, since it was my first turn there.
As soon as we respawned, he challenged me to a knife fight, just the two of us. Shrugging it off, I thought "Why not?" so I accepted it. We met at the bomb site "B", I draw my knife and he draws his Desert Eagle and takes me out with three shots before I could pull my M4, then he typed "LOL" over and over again

. Now this pissed me off real good, so I called my team and told them to protect the bomb sites hidden, while I took out the Terrorist team alone. Which I did, mostly, since the most of them were camping near their spawn point

. But him, I caught him three times with the knife while he was using the AK-47. Lil' wuss ran from the server after a while, and I haven't found him, or his nickname, since. Too bad though, I wouldn't mind a bit make him my victim again!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2005-01-29 12:52pm

America's Army comes to mind. I am a god with the M9. I generally average two caps bust upon asses per round, and on Hospital the 18 bravo slot is usually undesirable so I'm free to run around with impunity.

I actually do better using an M9 than the 18C M4A1.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2005-01-29 01:17pm

Ran into a room on Battlefront with some genius waiting to ambush me. He missed, I opened fire, the entire team spawned around me and threw grenades at me, and I threw a few as well...

The result = the grenades went off, and everybody BUT me died. I went on a short rampage, wiping out half the enemy team in a hallway before somebody got me

Then there's SFC3, when I fought an enemy with an equal ship to me, and his two AI buddies were each more powerful than my already damaged AI buddies. Remember, this is another player, and he's known as one of the best players.

I owned him. Took out him AND all of his AI buddies without losing any of mine.

Another one was with me and a buddy flying small ships (mine was loaded with quantums). Another player with a big Borg ship thought he had us, tractored my buddy who was running on the edge of the map, and pounded on him. Just as he thought he'd won, I warped behind him and slammed him with a full volley of overloaded quantums and pulse phasers, finishing his armor and taking out half his hull.

I loved that ship....

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-01-29 01:47pm

Making 34 kills in a row at prodegy map (counterstrike) before they took me down. And not with pretty tactics. Just going beserk a la Rambo and stormed in like a train every round

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2005-01-29 02:02pm

2000AD wrote:The cries of "OMG autosniping n00b fagg0t" after i've taken down five guys who thought it was a good idea to run across wide open ground just make it all the sweeter.

You actually use the autosniper rifles? Honestly, if you have to use the autosnipers or the AWP, then you should just stick to Mario Party. Real men shoot people in the face with the Scout and then fuck their girlfriends doggy style.

Medic · Post by **Medic** » 2005-01-29 02:05pm

Vendetta wrote:Ace Combat 4: Mission 8, Shattered Skies

Killed everything. Actually ran out of targets, no enemy planes left in the skies. On Expert.

That was the shuttle mission right? Anyway, what plane? If you say X-02 then I have instant disrespect for you!

edit: couldn't resist.

Naval Ops: Warship Gunner (never played Commander though

)
The Objective Interim Anti-Aircraft Battleship...
... a double-hulled affair. The Mauler has 8 16-inch chain guns, numerous missile launchers and more... could also cruise over 60 knots and had the max armor possible (forgot the hard number). That owned anything in the air utterly but was just at home in surface warfare.

and...

The Objective Interim Fire-Support Battleship...
... also a double-hulled design. The Beast had many, many, many, many many, 16-inch 3 gun turrets and 4 32-inch 2 gun turrets. The whole fucker was guns. A fusillade from this fucker was a sight to see, especially with it's unmatched reloading times.

and...

The Objective Interim Flagship...
... yet another double-hulled battleship. Invincible's prominent feature is 5 Scioric Wave Guns, arranged in a "V" in front of the bridge. To complete the design, 2 laser thingy's were added for taking out surface targets which are a waste of Wave Gun ammo, anti-sub missiles and aircraft, enough CIWS and all-purpose missiles to clear the skies in her immediate vicinity, very high armor and massive amounts of extra HP, good reloading, maxed out sensors and she can move!

and finally...

The Objective Interim Light Missile Destroyer...
... Peacemaker. AKA "The Shep"

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-01-29 02:12pm

Learning how to play Smash Bros.: Melee against people who already knew how to play. I had been getting my ass schooled all day. All of a sudden in this one game, everything sort of came together for me. I was playing as Fox (who I loved in the original game), against slower but more powerful opponents (what do you expect? I'm playing as Fox.). Anyway, it pretty much went the way of the "energy fighter," where I would attack whenever it was favorable for me and get away whenever they tried to retaliate. About halfway through the game, they decided that they were just going to fight me and ignore each other, and I STILL managed to stay away from their attacks while getting my licks in. I also taunted them into killing themselves numerous times. At the end of the three minute round, the score was:

Fox: 6
Roy: -2
Link: -2
Samus: -1

Everyone congratulated me on my one bright spot of the entire day.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-01-29 02:26pm

also with the good ol' counterstrike

- any knivekill. It Just Feels So Good

- there was this time at dust where someone used somekind of hack that allowed him to move insanely fast (and perhaps even fly but i dont remember it quite good anymore). Every round was the same: after 10-20 seconds all of our team got knived by this cheating terrorist (ever saw The One? Think of Ju Law vs the cops, it was the same thing). He made like a 150 kills before some1 was able to take him down. That someone was me and it felt fucking great

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2005-01-29 02:33pm

When there was still a cyber cafe in town, my friends and I would throw LAN parties there and play Battlefield 1942. I usually took to the skies in a fighter, and had very good aim with bombs, even against troops. One guy in particular always wondered how I was so good, as I almost always hit him right in the face with a bomb. In his case, I literally owned him in the face!

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-01-29 02:36pm

PFC Brungardt wrote:
Vendetta wrote:Ace Combat 4: Mission 8, Shattered Skies

Killed everything. Actually ran out of targets, no enemy planes left in the skies. On Expert.
That was the shuttle mission right? Anyway, what plane? If you say X-02 then I have instant disrespect for you!

S-37. Though I could probably repeat the performance in an Su-37. The F-22 lacks QAAMs, and XLAAs get dodged too frequently, and has a smaller missile payload, and it takes just too long if you have to go to guns to kill too many of the planes (though I'll generally get four or so gun kills on the mission, when I find someone who just won't catch a missile). On an easier level I might be able to do it with the F-22 or Su-35.

The S-37 is the best all-round plane in the game. The X-02's BDSP doesn't cut it on half the ground attack missions.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-01-29 02:40pm

In the opening of the second mission of Halo 2, taking great pains to keep the machine gun turret over the courtyard from being destroyed before the Hunters come through the gate (it usually gets that way at some point before then) and then simply saturating what's supposed to be a couple minute's close in fighting with .50 caliber fire. They were down in seconds from across the engagement area.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-01-29 03:20pm

To give an idea of how much the S-37 can owninate at AC04, Using it, I can destroy every ground and sea target on Invincible Fleet and still kill 15 enemy aircraft and one helicopter.

On Ace.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2005-01-29 03:31pm

Battlefield 1942 Forgotten Hope Mod(Realism)

Araedo 234 Bomber, A Jet Bomber made of paper with over 2,000 Kilograms of death, aka the Nuka Bomber

Come in out of the sky, flying strait at the ground, see an armor colum moving down the road
Plus a full jeep and a truck(Which was also full).
Airstrike inbound... Drop, drop, as I'm pulling away I slam into a tree I did not see and then 2000 kilo's of HE go off....... End result? 27 Kills

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2005-01-29 05:47pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
2000AD wrote:The cries of "OMG autosniping n00b fagg0t" after i've taken down five guys who thought it was a good idea to run across wide open ground just make it all the sweeter.
You actually use the autosniper rifles? Honestly, if you have to use the autosnipers or the AWP, then you should just stick to Mario Party. Real men shoot people in the face with the Scout and then fuck their girlfriends doggy style.

Of course i use the auto sniper, why the hell not?
It's perfect for defending bomb sites or hostages on most maps, and when it isn't i don't take it.
So it makes killing people easier. Big whup, so does every weapon in the game when all you start with is a shitty pistol. People spend so much time moaning about me using the thing that they don't seem to realise that i can't look the other way while using it. All they have to do is go the other way round to fuck me over, but most of the time they come the same way they've been coming for all the rounds, get shot in the head and moan about it like it's my fault they've got the tactical know how of a jellyfish.

That's where the teamwork comes in .I'm relying on my team to protect me from the smart people who out flank me and likewise they rely on me protecting them.

And my second moment of ownage:

Dust2 , i'm a terrorist and i defend the rear of my team while they rush A for most of the rounds and naturally get loads of "Autosniper faggot" and "n00bstick camper!" comments. So when it's my round with the bomb i rush in with my "n00bstick" holstered and my dual pistols drawn, cap 2 in head, nail one with a grenade, set the bomb at B, kill 2 more (with the autosnipe) while defending the bomb and kill a sixth while getting the hell out of the bombs range.
Just to rub it in i pointed out they'd been owned by someone who was apparently a n00b because of his weapon of choice.

Losonti Tokash · Post by **Losonti Tokash** » 2005-01-29 05:59pm

Halo 2 Slayer match.

25 kills, 0 deaths, 96% accuracy.

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2005-01-29 07:47pm

Almost-ran: Freespace 2, the destruction of the Sathanas. Massive lead-in, OH MY GOD, KILL THE GUNS! terror...and then the mission is the Sathanas, unescorted, the Colossus, unescorted, and a couple dozen fighters over the course of the entire mission, deployed in dribs and drabs, as the /UNARMED/ Sathanas creeps slowly towards the Colossus and gets cut to pieces. Volition dropped the ball /OVER THE EDGE OF A CLIFF/ on that one. That coulda been fucking EPIC, or at least included the Sathanas trying to run or some shit.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2005-01-29 07:52pm

Call of Duty is my game. I'm scarey with a sniper rifle on Hurtgen. I've played that map so much that I know where all the hiding spots are. Getting 8, 9 or 10 to 1 kill scores on that map is not uncommon for me (most other maps I usually get 1 to 1 or 1.25 to 1).

Also, the expansion pack. While everyone else is busy running from the other team's tanks (or hogging their own team's!), I'm busy shoving rockets right the ass of every tank I see. I just can't get enough tank killing!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2005-01-29 07:55pm

Call of Duty is my game. I'm scarey with a sniper rifle on Hurtgen. I've played that map so much that I know where all the hiding spots are. Getting 8, 9 or 10 to 1 kill scores on that map is not uncommon for me (most other maps I usually get 1 to 1 or 1.25 to 1).

You use a scope? You're handicapping yourself.

Particularly on the American side... there's just no substitute for sexy Garand action.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2005-01-29 08:29pm

Natural Selection: 5 skulks rush me, I jump/dodge around, shotgun all of them.Another time I was a skulk with nothing but focus, celerity, carapace, and leap. I ran into a room with 6 marines, two of them jetpackers. Somehow, after leaping and jumping around a bit, I killed all but one of them and was left with about 7 hp. The last guy was out of ammo and ran with his back towards me, except when I went to chase him down, I accidentally hit a mine. Also, one time I took down an onos, fade, and skulk all by myself by seeking shelter in a hard to reach place. Onos and fade got HMGed, skulk got knifed after I ran out of ammo for my pistol.
TFC: In one game, I capped the flag 6 times as medic, got a couple kills, and only had one death.
UT: On DM_Morpheus, we were playing on a LAN. My friend got the Redeemer and started laughing - he fired it in guided mode. Then I spotted him down below, and turned him into a smear of blood with the piston while he was a sitting duck.