Don't try this at home kids...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2005-01-29 03:40pm

Natural selection at work...

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Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2005-01-29 03:43pm

Jesus...

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-01-29 04:01pm

wtf?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2005-01-29 04:08pm

From what I can tell they were trying to knock the cyclist down by opening a door on him. Problem is the dumbfuck holding the door gets his hand caught and is torn out of the car and falls right into the path of an oncomming car.

Serves the fuck right.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-01-29 04:50pm

Looks like... if he lived... broken jaw, possibly neck as well. Both cars were moving it looks like, and he got clipped right on the chin.

EDIT: My bad, right in the face. jaw, neck, nose and cheekbones were probably broken

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2005-01-29 05:32pm

Totally deserved that. I saw a cyclist get eviscerated by some scumbag doing that. Don't know if he lived, doubt it though.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2005-01-29 05:40pm

Hahahaha!

What a fucking idiot cuntwhore. Pity he couldn't have landed on a manhole or something to damage himself some more.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2005-01-29 05:51pm

Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2005-01-29 06:44pm

2000AD wrote:Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!

He totally deserved it for trying to hit the biker.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2005-01-29 06:58pm

2000AD wrote:Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!

Well last time I checked, laughter is funny. I'm sure we can get some nice representative to write 150 million into the next US budget to check up on the validity of that conclusion though

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-01-29 07:20pm

Buckle up for safety.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-01-29 09:32pm

Damn that was funny!

Hopefully the worthless jackass died, cause I'd really love to see this incident written up in the Darwin Awards.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2005-01-29 09:39pm

Yeah, that SOB so totally deserved that. Cocksucking punk.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2005-01-29 09:41pm

2000AD wrote:Laughng at other people's pain is soooooooooo funny!

Normally I'd be with you on this, but it looks to me like he was trying to hit that kid with the door. He was doing something that could have killed, crippled, or left brain-damaged a kid on a bike for shits and giggles (not to mention, the kid could have fallen in front of the same car). He got exactly what he deserved, and at any rate, people laughing at him is the least of his problems now.

Now on the other hand, if he was just being stupid, then no, he didn't deserve what happened to him. There's a good chance he was killed or permanantly disabled by that hit, and that's not an approppriate penalty just for being dumb.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2005-01-29 10:05pm

cool. rag doll physics.

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-01-29 10:10pm

I feel zero sympathy for this dope, but I can't help but wonder if his friends weren't egging him on.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2005-01-29 10:13pm

wow just wow every time I think my room mates have done every stupid thing possible (including the suggestion "hey lets rush those 9 cops we can take em") I see something like this, fucking incredible.

J · Post by J » 2005-01-29 11:37pm

One of these days it'll sink into my head that when many SD.net members, including my BF find something funny, it's funny in a perverted or disturbing way, usually both. I don't feel any sympathy for the dumb schmuck, but it's a little too disturbing for me to find funny.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-01-29 11:45pm

Geez! I'm not very sympathetic to the guy, but that's gotta hurt.

I wonder if he survived the incident.

And, incidentally, this is why moronic kids should have parents that prevent them from getting licenses to drive cars.

Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time. They were driving on the wrong side of the road in an effort to hit the kid, and when he fell out he hit the parked car. It would still do some damage, but not quite as bad as if the other vehicle were moving, too.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-01-30 12:10am

Master of Ossus wrote:Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time..

That's the way it looks to me. There appears to be no one at the wheel, and there are no brake lights following the collision.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-01-30 12:17am

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:Edit: Incidentally, I think that the other car was parked at the time..
That's the way it looks to me. There appears to be no one at the wheel, and there are no brake lights following the collision.

Taking a closer look. It seems that when he looks back the car they hit is still infront of the same house. So I think you're right.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-01-30 12:59am

heheheheheheheheheh

You know, I am probably a bad person for being a sadistic bastard, but he deserved that.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2005-01-30 04:36am

The fact these ass holes were going to film this too pisses me off. That they brought a camera so they could go and seriously fuck up someone and then I assume post it on the internet for "laughs" is disgusting. That jizz bag deserves it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-01-30 05:20am

HA!

He went to do something bad and got hit with karma.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2005-01-30 05:50am

The car hit him face first at what....over 30km/h? He's dead. It looked like his neck broke too.