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JACKSONVILLE, Fla., Jan. 23 - David Garrett's mission walks in step with his city. With the Super Bowl coming to Jacksonville for the first time, the eyes of more than a hundred million people will turn to northeast Florida, known here as the First Coast. Mr. Garrett wants his ambitious hometown to make a good impression.

"When they look at Jacksonville, I want them to see loving people who care about their city," he said. "I want them to see Jesus."

Mr. Garrett is the head of the Jacksonville Baptist Association's Super Bowl Ministry. In a city where the daily paper, The Florida Times-Union, prints quotations from the Bible on its editorial page, Mr. Garrett is trying to infuse his faith into the week of celebrations that culminate Feb. 6 with Super Bowl XXXIX between the New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles.

The more worldly side of those festivities has been seen in other host cities: the discos of South Beach in Miami, the saloons of the French Quarter in New Orleans and the nightlife of Buckhead in Atlanta, where Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis was involved in a fatal street fight after the game in 2000.

"Religion is deeply embedded in the fabric of society, particularly here in this region," the N.F.L. spokesman Brian McCarthy said. "The Super Bowl often includes events that reflect the surrounding areas. That's why you're seeing more of these type of events here."

Religious groups in Jacksonville have planned interdenominational tie-ins to the game even before the crowds arrive. [The Super March for Jesus on Saturday drew several thousand people from local churches for a one-mile prayer walk from the courthouse downtown to Alltel Stadium, site of the Super Bowl.]

Although religion is also a fundamental component of several Super Bowl week events sanctioned by the National Football League - like the Convoy of Hope, the Athletes in Action breakfast and the Super Bowl Gospel Celebration - those activities are supposed to be inclusive.

"The idea is not to have an event that would allow people to recruit or promote one religion over another," Mr. McCarthy said. "The idea is to be attractive to a wide variety of people."
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This is exactly why the Superbowl belongs in a seedy whore filled booze town like New Orleans every year. Sure, they may have fundies in N'awlins, but the drunken prostitutes cancel them out.
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Oh, please. Both teams are from the Northeast. Like us Yankees give a shit about some preacher from Florida.
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The Article wrote:"The idea is not to have an event that would allow people to recruit or promote one religion over another," Mr. McCarthy said. "The idea is to be attractive to a wide variety of people."
Provided that "wide variety" doesn't include non-Christians.
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*Scene: a gas station someone out in the middle of nowhere. Some nerdy-looking guy with glasses drives up to the station, and out come three well-endowed and scantily clad women. They very sexually suggestively do some gas station-y activities. Then, the camera zooms in on the giant cross on a necklace bouncing off one of the womans' ample breasts.

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Mayabird wrote:*Scene: a gas station someone out in the middle of nowhere. Some nerdy-looking guy with glasses drives up to the station, and out come three well-endowed and scantily clad women. They very sexually suggestively do some gas station-y activities. Then, the camera zooms in on the giant cross on a necklace bouncing off one of the womans' ample breasts.

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I thought that slogan was; "The Catholic Church, we've made a few changes." :P

That being said, I want more religion based events in this Superbowl hoopla. Things like Zeus' Great Three Day Hedonism festival. That'd get crowds.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Oh, please. Both teams are from the Northeast. Like us Yankees give a shit about some preacher from Florida.
Nothing says "Praise the Lord" like tens of thousands of drunken Eagles fans descending on the heart of Jesusland for a week.
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Gandalf wrote:I thought that slogan was; "The Catholic Church, we've made a few changes." :P
Cut me some slack. It's been a while since I saw that episode, and it fit better than what John 3:16 means in Family Guy. ("And the LORD said, Go Sox.")
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Col. Crackpot wrote:This is exactly why the Superbowl belongs in a seedy whore filled booze town like New Orleans every year. Sure, they may have fundies in N'awlins, but the drunken prostitutes cancel them out.
Haha, you're wrong! Our fundies here are also raving alcoholics! This state is full of fun contradictions. :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote:This is exactly why the Superbowl belongs in a seedy whore filled booze town like New Orleans every year. Sure, they may have fundies in N'awlins, but the drunken prostitutes cancel them out.
Haha, you're wrong! Our fundies here are also raving alcoholics! This state is full of fun contradictions. :P
Even the Baptists? :wink:
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of course, what do you think they babtise them in?

after all water just doesn't burn the sin and lust out of those nasty area's of the body the same way.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:of course, what do you think they babtise them in?

after all water just doesn't burn the sin and lust out of those nasty area's of the body the same way.
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Vodka that's for heretic everclear/white lightning for true bible belters
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Chmee wrote: I just love the juxtaposition of the Super Bowl, our national orgy of violence, sex, and corporate excess, with Christianity. Praise the Lord and pass me another Bud Lite ..... :roll:
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It's fucking Florida; what do you expect? These people can't even count votes, for fuck's sake. This is the same state where certain municipalities passed public laws banning Satan from the city limits.
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Erm does anyone else realize just how many gays and lesbians live in different parts of FLA?

shit if they had it in one of the more metropolitan areas it would have been much better.
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