Just wondering who thinks that this is true?

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Nothing feels quite as good as making a Christian girl call for Jesus with a dick in her ass.

Agree
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28%
Disagree
4
9%
Never had the pleasure.
29
63%
 
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Just wondering who thinks that this is true?

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*sigh* Damnit, I remember with this was the the last line against the idiots. Now...
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That is a possibility..

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There are plenty Fundies Christains around who would do it in a few years I outgha try that.
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It is a fine thing (and I speak from experience :twisted: )
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Awsome poll! Unfortunately, I had to say never had the pleasure.
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It's up there, but not QUITE the best thing.
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And to think, thats only my 16th post :D
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:And to think, thats only my 16th post :D
Oh yeah!

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I'm sure there are better things...liks fucking her in the ass while she pelasures herself and has her best friend suck her nipples and fondle your balls.
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I usually scream "Oh God!" Why use the Son when you can use the Father. ;) Go with experience.
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IG-88E wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:And to think, thats only my 16th post :D
Oh yeah!

*poke*
(Christian girl)
JESUS!

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I once had evil thoughts of violently assraping one of the rabid christian fundie bitches at my Customs job.
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Why what did she do?
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Stupid bitch quoted the bible at me and tried to convert me every day for months, even after I clearly told her to STFU many times.
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aerius wrote:Stupid bitch quoted the bible at me and tried to convert me every day for months, even after I clearly told her to STFU many times.
I reiterate: Nothing outlasts the Energized Creationist. They just keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
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aerius wrote:Stupid bitch quoted the bible at me and tried to convert me every day for months, even after I clearly told her to STFU many times.
Should have told your manager.
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
aerius wrote:Stupid bitch quoted the bible at me and tried to convert me every day for months, even after I clearly told her to STFU many times.
Should have told your manager.
The manager and 80% of the people who worked there were rabid religious fundies too. And you wonder why I ended up quitting that job.
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Pardon me for my position, but I really don't find this to be funny in the least.
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I didn't at first, but...I dunno I just...changed my mind....weird...
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I guess we could broaden this to invoking divine authority of any sort. "God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Hirahito......" are all applicable
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That's not what offends me.
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Do you mind explaining what offends you or is it too personal?
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It sounds misogynistic and rather hateful.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I usually scream "Oh God!" Why use the Son when you can use the Father. ;) Go with experience.
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