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Inspired by the 'Best Bands' thread.

Guitar: Fallon Bowman
Keyboard/Piano: Tori Amos
Bass: Talena Atfield
Drummer: Martina Axén
Vocals: Gwen Stefani
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Keyboard/Piano - Chantal Kreviazuk
Vocals - Andrea Corr
Guitar - Sarah McLachlan, even though she's more a vocalist than anything else
Drummer - Caroline Corr
Bass - Ummm....I'll have to go find one...
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Guitarist: Larz 8) ... oh yeah... actually, I really don't rate peoples looks who play music, so I suppose I'll give it to Jimmy Page
Vocals: Robert Plant
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My favourites, who combine physical attractiveness with musical talent-attractiveness to produce yumminess are...

guitar: Lindsay Buckingham
keyboard/piano: Harry Connick, Jr.
bass: Stefan Lessard, Sam Graber (played in my best friend's brother's band called "Wayward Sun" :D So hot!)
drummer: Dave Grohl, Carter Beauford, Mike Portnoy
vocals: Maynard Keaton, Dave Matthews, Eminem

Mmmm. Yummy.

And as for the chicks....

guitar: both Indigo Girls (Emily & Amy)
keyboard/piano: Tori Amos, of course
bass: don't know
drummer: Me? :wink:
vocals: Jennifer Lopez
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*Whew* Dave Navarro *isn't* on there anywhere...
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guitarist:stevie ray vaughn
piano:rufus wainright
vocals:elton john
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punkgothhippie wrote:vocals:elton john
YOu think he's HOT???? Man, what is WRONG with you!?!?!? Ewewewewewweww!!!!
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elton jon has a weird look about him but i think it is really kool
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punkgothhippie wrote:elton jon has a weird look about him but i think it is really kool
But that doens't make him hot.......no....never him and hot in the same sentence...NEVER, DO YOU HEAR ME!?
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verilon wrote:*Whew* Dave Navarro *isn't* on there anywhere...
That guy's facial hair creeps me out.
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Durran Korr wrote:
verilon wrote:*Whew* Dave Navarro *isn't* on there anywhere...
That guy's facial hair creeps me out.
Me too.....adn he just has a weird look about him.....I *HATE* it when people tell me I look like him....I *HATE* it.....
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Verilon wrote:*Whew* Dave Navarro *isn't* on there anywhere...
Not a Chili Peppers fan. I usually like my men to shower regularly. Or at least look like they shower regularly. And Elton John is not hot, punkgothhippie. Not even a bit. Talented and a bit cuddly, but not hot. :) But hey, everyone's got their own tastes *thinks of the Chili Peppers and winces*..... *shrug* Whatev.
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Zaia wrote:
Verilon wrote:*Whew* Dave Navarro *isn't* on there anywhere...
Not a Chili Peppers fan.
grrr...
I usually like my men to shower regularly. Or at least look like they shower regularly.
ROFL!!!
And Elton John is not hot, punkgothhippie. Not even a bit. Talented and a bit cuddly, but not hot. :)
Exactly.....:roll:
But hey, everyone's got their own tastes *thinks of the Chili Peppers and winces*..... *shrug* Whatev.
Exactly again. *THinks of Elton John* *shudders*
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Zaia wrote:
Verilon wrote:*Whew* Dave Navarro *isn't* on there anywhere...
Not a Chili Peppers fan. I usually like my men to shower regularly. Or at least look like they shower regularly. And Elton John is not hot, punkgothhippie. Not even a bit. Talented and a bit cuddly, but not hot. :) But hey, everyone's got their own tastes *thinks of the Chili Peppers and winces*..... *shrug* Whatev.
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Hikaru Utada.

Very, very, very cute.

And can sometimes look really sexy.
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What about John Linnell? He was voted 9th most beautiful person in the world some years back.

And I'd have to agree with the people who said Tori Amos.
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Durran Korr wrote:Dave Navarro is from Jane's Addiction.
:?: :?: :?:

Errr, oops. Goes to show you that half the stuff on the internet is shite. I checked a few different websites and they all had Dave Navarro listed as a member of the RHCP. Sorry about that. But he still looks greasy, no matter what band he plays for. :P :D
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Raxmei wrote:What about John Linnell? He was voted 9th most beautiful person in the world some years back.

And I'd have to agree with the people who said Tori Amos.
He is adorable, but not what I would consider hot. All the guys from TMBG are pretty cute, actually (same with BNL :D --both bands have the same kind of cuteness).... What John had to say in reaction to the 'most beautiful people' thing is pretty funny....

http://www.tmbg.org/cool/linnell/

And Tori is gorgeous. Good taste.
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Guitar: Michelle Branch
Keyboard/Piano: Tori Amos
Drummer: Caroline Corr
Vocals: Mandy Moore
Violin: Sharon Corr
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Zaia wrote:My favourites, who combine physical attractiveness with musical talent-attractiveness to produce yumminess are...

guitar: Lindsay Buckingham
keyboard/piano: Harry Connick, Jr.
bass: Stefan Lessard, Sam Graber (played in my best friend's brother's band called "Wayward Sun" :D So hot!)
drummer: Dave Grohl, Carter Beauford, Mike Portnoy
vocals: Maynard Keaton, Dave Matthews, Eminem

Mmmm. Yummy.

And as for the chicks....

guitar: both Indigo Girls (Emily & Amy)
keyboard/piano: Tori Amos, of course
bass: don't know
drummer: Me? :wink:
vocals: Jennifer Lopez
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I've seen many hot sopranos, altos, members of orchestras, etc. So there's my justification to sticking with classical music. :P
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:EMINEM?!?!?! You LIKE his whiny voice?!
I like his voice--raspy & sexy...and the topic was 'hottest musician,' not best vocalist. Combine his voice with his looks and his incredible talent, and he is most definitely hot. He's got the sexiest arms....

Mmmmm. All over, he just looks delicious. :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:EMINEM?!?!?! You LIKE his whiny voice?!
I like his voice--raspy & sexy...and the topic was 'hottest musician,' not best vocalist. Combine his voice with his looks and his incredible talent, and he is most definitely hot. He's got the sexiest arms....

Mmmmm. All over, he just looks delicious. :twisted:
Too bad for you that he's a misogynist nutcase.
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Stormbringer wrote:Too bad for you that he's a misogynist nutcase.
I never said he was nice.... He's just purty to look at.
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I still say it's a whiny voice. :P

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/eminem.html

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