Most horrible TV shows

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-13 12:02pm

It’s that season again…

The reality shows and talk shows and all this crap is on the TV.

This weekend Robinson starts a new season here (survivor for you yanks).

Just had the miss fortune to turn on the TV and Ricky Lake was on, the people on that show are strange. But that got me thinking witch one is the worst affront to humanity?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-13 12:04pm

There is a show on HBO where everyon just yells all the time. I fucking hate it.

It comes on after "The Mind of a Married Man" or is it "Life of a Married Man" , forgive me, I cant remember the name.

But anyway the annoying show, stars a balding guy with glasses and he just talks loud constantly.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 12:05pm

KILL KILL KILL. ALL MUST DIE.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-13 12:08pm

Can't you add an "all of the above and then some" up there? I hate both!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-13 12:09pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Can't you add an "all of the above and then some" up there? I hate both!

Done

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 12:10pm

*clicks on 'all'*

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-13 12:12pm

I'll choose Reality Shows.
At least, in the talk shows, they change something from one show to another.
Besides, I don't give a f#$#$ to some bozo having a nervous breakdown because everyone else in the house doesn't like him/her. And they do nothing besides wondering around. And they are paid to do nothing!
(Well, at least in survivor they have to hunt, but still, they're in a tropical island! ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!)

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-13 12:13pm

All of them need to go. Waste of bandwidth...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-13 12:14pm

Other than weather forecasts and Bugs Bunny cartoons, I've barely watched any TV for more than a year now. I've heard enough about TV shows from friends and co-workers and have come to the conclusion that there's nothing really worth watching. TV lost it's importance after my 1st year of university when I went 8 months without watching TV and didn't feel like anything was missing.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-13 12:25pm

Both feature nothing but stupid people with major issues. If I wanted to see dysfunctional people behaving badly I would have become a Pshrink or a cop.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-11-13 12:27pm

all this bullshit

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-13 12:28pm

Noo worst show ever was Star Hawks sortly seen at the 3:30 Spot on Toonmie but basicly the ass backwords worst show I've ever seen
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/6 ... hawks.html
http://webusers.xula.edu/mbullock/silverhawks.html

Just.... LOOK at the Charaters
http://laserkid.dryice.net/toons/silverhawks/hawks.html
http://laserkid.dryice.net/toons/silverhawks/mob.html

I'd call the show Hacknyed if it manage to even do Cliche style shows right but even THEN it fucked them up!

Ok lets get this down Fokes

Evil Villian? Basicly either Long Haired Hypie or Evil Metal Robot will...
Lasers in his Armpits, I'm not making them up thats where they where mounted, yep in his armpits

Anyway he rode around on a giant squid yes I wish I was kidding(Space Squid prehaps its in space now)
And we have the five sterotypical superheors I will NOT go into as I get sick just looking at them but suffice it to say they went from Cartoony Phyisics to just insanity

One entire epsioded Revolved around the fact he stole the facemasks on thier suits so they could not breath in space(And its all kindy explained how Space works and is pretty accurate) well thats Epsoded Number 2 Fokes of the Show.... Guess how many times they forget those breathing masks when its time to jump into space? Pretty much always, oh and they don't wear full spacesuits, only Partial Ones and thier Bird pictured...
HERE

Ironicly enough does more fighting then all five of the others put togther in the five Epsoides I subjected myself through that I saw

Even this far back it brings back terrible terrible memories

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 12:35pm

Mr Bean wrote:*rants about Silverhawks*

ROFL, I laughed my ass of at that show, it's such a blatent ripoff of Thundercats.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-13 01:10pm

IG-88E name me ONE Villian in Thundercats who EVER had Lasers installed in his armpits or other unhygenic places?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 01:12pm

Mr Bean wrote:IG-88E name me ONE Villian in Thundercats who EVER had Lasers installed in his armpits or other unhygenic places?

I meant the characters are a ripoff. Mumra, the thundercats, the mentor, the weird enemies, even the themes sound a lot alike!

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-11-13 01:35pm

All of them must be purged. If I wanted to watch psychopaths interact with each other, all I have to do is follow a pro sports franchise. Just plug in HBO's tape of Inside Football - the Dallas Cowboys. Owner Jerry Jones is Fuckin' SCARY.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-13 01:42pm

Mr. Bean wrote:IG-88E name me ONE Villian in Thundercats who EVER had Lasers installed in his armpits or other unhygenic places?

LOL Errrr. Other unhygenic places? Like.........?

And all these shows must die.

Die. DIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!

Ahh, I feel better now.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-13 02:03pm

ALL OF THEM! KILL THEM ALL! Then kill them again, and again, and again, and then kill them again for good measure.

Ohh you know I want them all to die a horrible death, right?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-11-13 03:28pm

Talk shows are irritating, but I can occasionally enjoy a little lowest-common-denominator entertainment with Springer. I watch it the same way I stare at a horrible car wreck. The reality shows, though...for some reason, people whining on talk shows don't bother me, but people whining to the camera on reality shows make me want to beat them with a lead pipe. At least on a talk show, the problems the guests are facing are real (if usually self inflicted), and you can amuse yourself by wondering how you'd react to finding out your girlfriend was dumping you for a hermaphroditic carnie or your brother was fucking your dog in the ass. Listening to a bunch of 20-something assholes piss and moan about how much life sucks when MTV puts you in a free luxury townhouse for 8 months with a bunch of oversexed hotties for roomates is only slightly less irritating and more entertaning than having your asshole cored out with a cheese knife.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2002-11-13 05:40pm

Mr Bean wrote:Noo worst show ever was Star Hawks sortly seen at the 3:30 Spot on Toonmie but basicly the ass backwords worst show I've ever seen

I remember this show... I actually had a Hawks lunchbox in 3rd or 4th grade.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-13 05:54pm

Jerry Springer has found his way onto The List Goes Global(TM)

When the (Global) Revolution comes, he shall be the 34th against the wall.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-11-14 10:44am

The "reality" shows are not reality and the talk shows are annoying.