How Close are you to a Porn Store?

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How close is yer local porno shoppe?

I live next to one
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3%
Under 5 Minutes
15
43%
10+ minutes
9
26%
30+ minutes
5
14%
1+ Hour
5
14%
 
Total votes: 35

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Well?

For me, it's a 10 minute drive... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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My nearest porn store is sitting approximately 1.5 feet in front of me :mrgreen:

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There is a porn store about 10 minutes away by city streets. Its been around since I was a kid.
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In about a 5 minute walking radius, about 6 or 7.
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neoolong wrote:In about a 5 minute walking radius, about 6 or 7.
Damn, where do you live in CA? I'm guessing LA....
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Castle Boutique a mile down the road :D .
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Shinova wrote:My nearest porn store is sitting approximately 1.5 feet in front of me :mrgreen:

Kazaa and Kazaa Lite.
KAZAA!!!!! Yumyumyumyumyum! Just make sure you get Kazaa LITE for easy smoothness with no spyware aftertaste...
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MKSheppard wrote:
neoolong wrote:In about a 5 minute walking radius, about 6 or 7.
Damn, where do you live in CA? I'm guessing LA....
Berkeley actually. :D
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Within a 10 minute walk of me are: 4 pornstores, 6 brothels, 2 swingerclubs and an unkown number of prostitutes working at home. One of them in this house, about 6 meters direct line from my position. Unfortunatly I wouldn´t touch her if she were paying me. A lot.
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Within a 10 minute walk of me are: 4 pornstores, 6 brothels, 2 swingerclubs and an unkown number of prostitutes working at home. One of them in this house, about 6 meters direct line from my position. Unfortunatly I wouldn´t touch her if she were paying me. A lot.
Sounds like a bad neighborhood. Just curious, have you ever looked inside any of those places?
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Sebastin wrote:Within a 10 minute walk of me are: 4 pornstores, 6 brothels, 2 swingerclubs and an unkown number of prostitutes working at home. One of them in this house, about 6 meters direct line from my position. Unfortunatly I wouldn´t touch her if she were paying me. A lot.
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Post by Sebastin »

Actualy it´s not even near of a bad neighbourhood. It´s a normal middleclass area with a high percentage of old people (like 50% over 50 wild guess). It´s a somewhat boring neighbourhood actualy. It´s just that nobody really minds brothels and such over here. There are legal as well. We also have nothing that could be called red-light district in berlin, at least not comparable to hamburg reeperbahn to pick a extreme example.

And no, I have never been to any of these places.
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I live in Yosemite Park which means that I have to drive to Fresno, or Merced to get porn.

Either that or do some basic computer searching.
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5 glorious minutes away.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Virtually everything in Cedar Rapids is within less than 30 minutes of travel time, including the Adult Store, which I don't know where it is.
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At home, maybe 10 minutes away (there's some REALLY sleazy strip joints right over the county line). At school, my best bet is to just hop on the expressway and spend the half hour driving down to Delaware Avenue or South Stree in Philadelphia.
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Spitting Distance if I where twenty mintue away from my house and in its parking lot

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In Buffalo, a five minute drive.

In Kent, I don't know.
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You know my late night dyslexia is turning this into "How close do you live to a Porn STAR.....wierd
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theres no porn or strip clubs anywhere close to where I live. Everytime one opens it gets shut sown by the all the chuch groups here. I hate living in the bible belt.
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I have 2 within 5 minutes of my house. 5 within 10 minutes....
I also have two whore houses within 5 minutes driving time and a swingers club within 15 minutes......U GOT TO LOVE GERMANY!!!! :wink:
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There's a video store with a porn section that's a 5 minute walk from my house, the full blown porn store's about a 10 minute drive away. I once took a walk down one of the major downtown streets and counted about 16 porn shop, strip joints, and adult novelty stores in a distance of a bit over a mile.
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Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

Got three in my area. one that is approx. 5 minutes away, another similar distance, and a thrid that is about 12 min away. All driving distance.
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There's one right down the street. Bus or car: less than five minutes. Wlaking: well, about a half hour walk.
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Five minute drive, or 60 seconds to get the PC going.
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