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Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...

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LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
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Well, he certainly kept his word. :shock:
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A true man of honor. And now, there certainly won't be any more like him.

So, not only you can trust him to keep his word, he is a Darwin Award candidate. You gotta love this guy. I'm sure he'll be entering politics pretty soon now :D

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truly a saint

I wonder what he'll cut off next
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Wow. Keeping a promise like that takes some serious balls.

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I'm more impressed with the fact that he could actually WALK 200 yards back to the pub with his balls in his hand....
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that kind of dedication only appears once in a gene pool. . .
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He could have given them to that German dude from a couple years back. Maybe they could share a recipe.


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Wasn't there just something posted about a dude who cut the head off his own penis? Looked like a hoax though...
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Wow, now that is a hooligan with dedication!
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Coyote wrote:He could have given them to that German dude from a couple years back. Maybe they could share a recipe.


Spaghetti and Pete's Balls? Moo-Gu-Guy-In-A-Pan? Cook it with some Arm & Hammer?

And for dessert... eyescream? Afterwards wash up with some Head & Shoulders?
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Ow. Damn, this guy's an idiot. Has he been nominated for a Darwin yet?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

You just don't see that kind of devotion to sports hooliganism here in America...
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