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Caption This (The Japan edition)

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Exhibit A: "Why we must save the Japanese from themselves."
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Buzz lightyear of space command!
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Japanese sex-chair MKII.
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and you thought dia8etik$ in power$kooter$ were 8ad.
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Aaaarrrgh!!! I've been attacked by a walking chair!!!
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Now that the Japanese have fucked the American automobile industry raw they now move attention to the Lazy Boy market.
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Help, this chair is kidnapping me!
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I'm not sure which is worse. . .The girl's outfits (feather and all) or the walking er. . . anyone else thinking incompleted thing from the incredibles?
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That girl's outfit is actually far more advanced that the walking chiar. FOr the suit and goggles compromise the Bukkake-Tron x-9000 semen autoarmor. You can cover her as much as you want and it runs right off, ensuring satisfying subsequent shots. The goggles have a built in HUD for optimum oral angles and an impact warning system for incoming projectiles. And the gorgeous Ivory color matches, so if anything does stain it wont show.
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At the unveiling of the new Popemobile ...
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Is that thing really a functional chicken walker or some cheap prop?
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Unfortunately, and despite inspired casting, the stage version of Mechwars never made it on Broadway.
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Here we see an early prototype of the mecha that Japan later used to conquer the US.
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