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I've got one for the Evangelion fans; this is also in the concession pics thread:

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Another one:

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Funniest... thing... EVER.
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Thats a photoshop right? :?
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It's a photoshop job, and not a particularly good one at that.

First, they used a clone brush to eliminate the real text of the signs. That's why the signs have such mottled-looking backgrounds.

Then they used some text and distorted it wihin Photoshop to achieve the look. You may notice that they didn't do a very good job at that. "BOMB US NEXT" is offset wrong, not like how it should be at all.

And finally, DON'T QUOTE PICTURES! It's highly irritating to have a bigass quote.
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Crayz9000 wrote:It's a photoshop job, and not a particularly good one at that.

First, they used a clone brush to eliminate the real text of the signs. That's why the signs have such mottled-looking backgrounds.

Then they used some text and distorted it wihin Photoshop to achieve the look. You may notice that they didn't do a very good job at that. "BOMB US NEXT" is offset wrong, not like how it should be at all.
Not to mention there's no pixelation, texuring, or jpeg compression on the text. I'll sometimes save text at a low-medium level, reopen the file and add it back to my work just so it matches the quality of the photo.
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Of course it's not real. :P But I wish you guys had told him it was, so he'd piss his pants for quoting the picture. :x :P
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Batman fans beware...

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Utsanomiko wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:It's a photoshop job, and not a particularly good one at that.

First, they used a clone brush to eliminate the real text of the signs. That's why the signs have such mottled-looking backgrounds.

Then they used some text and distorted it wihin Photoshop to achieve the look. You may notice that they didn't do a very good job at that. "BOMB US NEXT" is offset wrong, not like how it should be at all.
Not to mention there's no pixelation, texuring, or jpeg compression on the text. I'll sometimes save text at a low-medium level, reopen the file and add it back to my work just so it matches the quality of the photo.
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the cat with the buckets just kills me
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OK i'm kind of freaked and attracted by this Catwoman :?
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Some optical illusions:

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Is it just me, or does the car in the last one look like it's been rear ended on the driver's side?
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Rogue 9 wrote:Is it just me, or does the car in the last one look like it's been rear ended on the driver's side?
Yeah, the rear fender's a bit dented and it looks like the light's got a piece of lens missing. That said-- nice pictures... :D
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Elheru Aran wrote:Yeah, the rear fender's a bit dented and it looks like the light's got a piece of lens missing. That said-- nice pictures... :D
I think that's just the backup light...
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Just made this today.

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Heh. Poor Apothecary. WAAAAAAAAGH! :twisted:

Did he actually die, though? RTS games aren't exactly known for their realism with individual units being hit. :P
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Rogue 9 wrote:Heh. Poor Apothecary. WAAAAAAAAGH! :twisted:
It's just a Space Marine, actually. Space Marine with Heavy Bolter.
Did he actually die, though? RTS games aren't exactly known for their realism with individual units being hit. :P
He was dying, and the guy just happened to swing his axe over there. Here's the picture in context.

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Might want to spell it right. It's "argument." Since such a picture will undoubtedly be accompanied by insulting your opponent, you want to get the details right or he'll just turn it right back at you. :P
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Rogue 9 wrote:Might want to spell it right. It's "argument." Since such a picture will undoubtedly be accompanied by insulting your opponent, you want to get the details right or he'll just turn it right back at you. :P
It's a personal typo problem of mine. :?
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Oh God, I literally choked of laughter on that.
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DPD, just out of curiousity, what's the scheme on that dreadnought pic?
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:DPD, just out of curiousity, what's the scheme on that dreadnought pic?
Why, my very own custom scheme, of course! :D

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The banner looks awesome in-game, too. Hooray for High settings.

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