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Woman tears off Man's testicle.

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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Bloody Hell. Those stories always make me... tense
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It could be worse, at least she didn't bite his dick off...
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She hid it in her mouth and then gave it back with a smartass remark?! Wow, that's one hell of an attitude.
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Zaia wrote:She hid it in her mouth and then gave it back with a smartass remark?! Wow, that's one hell of an attitude.
She didn't give it back--one of his friends did.
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unlawful wounding? Why not sexual assault?!
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Zaia wrote:She hid it in her mouth and then gave it back with a smartass remark?! Wow, that's one hell of an attitude.
She didn't give it back--one of his friends did.
Ok, so she coughed it up for his friend and his friend gave him attitude too? Not much better.
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Liverpool once again shows new extremes in violence. Gawd, I'm proud to have a scouse father.
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um, wow. pulled off with the bare hands?

and cuz she wasnt getting any?

wow.
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Zaia wrote:She hid it in her mouth and then gave it back with a smartass remark?! Wow, that's one hell of an attitude.
One could say... SHE'S GOT BALLS!
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Also amusing, the reuters headline for this is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Jesus Christ.

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a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."
Understatement of the year. :lol:

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....Jebus.

I think mine have begun construction of a sanctuary in my rib-cage upon reading this.
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I suggest a cup. Unless you carry your knife in a very odd sheath, it won't be between a woman's fingers and your testicles.
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You know, in a semi-sane world, she would have ripped it off while he was forecefully trying to have sex with her.

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AH

im gonna have nightmares about this for some time... can you do some sort of grafting surgery on that? maybe some duct tape? argh

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I don't know what's more disturbing, the testicle tearing incident or newbies who don't read the announcements before posting.


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Fit's fine on my screen :D .
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:shock: I had to read that twice before I absorbed the fact she did that when -he- refused to have sex. For two reasons: isn't that backwards? and, a guy refused sex? :P
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um sorry about that....
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Destructionator XIII wrote:Whoa...

But how the fuck did she get to it? Alright, she rips it off. But to then get it in her mouth means she had it in her hands. For this to happen, his pants must have been down, right? So he has his testicles esposed while refusing her sex... :wtf: ? I think there is more to this than meets the eye...
Shorts perhaps?
Loose trousers and it falls onto his shoe first?

Actually, there are some other possible ways to get it out of there...or, she had reached into his pants as part of her propositioning technique, which is probably most likely of you know anything about liverpool ;)
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And I thought we were supposed to be the violent half of the species. :P
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