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Pokemon fans vs...

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In the spirit of some recent threads on this board, I present several scenarios...

100 random Pokemon fans vs. 200 T-rexes
A random group of Pokemon fans vs. a U.S. carrier battle group
Skynet discovers Pokemon night at Burger King.
Godzilla at a Pokemon convention.
A Mk.33 BOLO vs. Pokemon fans
One ISD II vs. a planet populated entirely by Pokemon fans
12 Xeelee Nightfighters vs. 100 random Pokemon fans
Sauron vs. 100 Pokemon fans
100 rednecks with pitchforks vs. 100 Pokemon fans
Wesley Crusher with a Type II phaser vs. 1 Pokemon fan

All Pokemon fans are armed only with a deck of Pokemon cards, but are allowed to construct whatever uber-deck they wish ahead of time. Opponents are "standard", according to whatever is defined as canon in their own universe. This is a fight to the death--neither opponent may surrender or run away.
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Re: Pokemon fans vs...

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The winners:

200 T-rexes
carrier battle group
Skynet
Godzilla
Mk.33 BOLO
ISD II ( :twisted: )
1Xeelee Nightfighters
Sauron ( :twisted: )
rednecks with pitchforks
1 Pokemon fan (sorry, I just CAN'T give Wussley the victory)
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How about 1 planet of pokemon fans and all the pokemon each of them has collectet vs.....
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Cpt_Frank wrote:How about 1 planet of pokemon fans and all the pokemon each of them has collectet vs.....
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Cpt_Frank wrote:How about 1 planet of pokemon fans and all the pokemon each of them has collectet vs.....
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LOL. Poke fan says, "Pikachu, attack!"

US Navy pilot says, "Juliet 4-2, bomb's away."

[whistling sound]

[BOOM]

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There it is:
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pokemon fans lose everyone except the last one
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The only weapon those pokemon fans has is that ball, admitadly it may sting a little to be hit by one of those, put past that everyone else wins (except for Wussley who would fall down crying from the ball tap...)
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KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!

Pokemon fans die in all but the last one. In that the phaser rifle overloads and wipes them both out.
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Cpt_Frank wrote:There it is:
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ENSIGN: " Captain, we have analyzed the planet. It seems to be made of... Pokemon fans? "

(Silence. The wind blows, and tumbleweeds can be seen rolling through the bridge.)

CAPTAIN: " CLEANSE THE HERETICS! INITIATE EXTERMINATUS IN THE NAME OF THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MEN! "

Pokemon fans = dead.

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