FTaSDH - Current Ep - 1x05 - To Russia, With Love

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-02-11 12:02pm

*grins, humming the lumberjack song* Definitely worth the wait. Excellent work, gentlemen.

Edit: Dur, I kan speel.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2005-02-11 12:13pm

You guys truly have a talent for this. I loved every minute of it. When I loaded this latest chapter up on the cleaned section I thought something was wrong. What do you mean there hasn't been an update since July 17?!

You guys need to pick up the damned pace.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-02-11 12:46pm

Can't... breath...

"For Mothar Russia!"

"Shotgun!" said Kernel.

"It's behind a false panel in--" She stopped. "Oh. Yes. You may sit in the front."

Hehehe, great chapter guys. Almost worth the wait. Next time don't make me wait so damn long. I needed to go through previous chapters to remember who everyone was exactly.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-02-11 02:32pm

It's not the individual jokes, it's the sum total at the end that makes it all worth it. Fucking loved it, guys.

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-02-11 11:51pm

Eh.

This chapter had its moments, but I thought the military humor got old fast.

When drunk Kuja does little more than crack a chuckle, he feels disappointed.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-02-12 01:06am

I am so badass

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-02-12 01:28am

I just actually read this....and I must say

I am even more humbled by the amount of great writers here...

excellent work on all these episodes...extremely funny.

I'm still not getting every injoke, but I can tell a few here and there....

cant wait for the next episode

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2005-02-12 01:48am

DarkSilver wrote:I just actually red this....and I must say

I am even more humbled by the amount of great writers here...

excellent work on all these episodes...extremely funny.

I'm still not getting every injoke, but I can tell a few here and there....

cant wait for the next episode

You may be new here, but every GSDA nomination counts.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2005-02-24 08:51pm

If I weren't at a library on a military base, I'd be cracking up big time. Well worth the wait, gentlemen.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2005-03-23 06:44pm

Durandal wrote: While that had been going on, Rob Wilson had walked across the bar to Miss Fey. Stravo palmed his face; nothing good was going to come of that. He didn't exactly blame him--she was short, dark haired, and very very stacked, but...

The *thwack* of Wilson getting belted in the face with Miss Fey's Bible really said it all.

"It burns, it burns!" Screamed the sex-mad teacher, falling to his knee's and clutching his cheek. As the bewildered Ms Fey looked down at him, he slowly turned back to her, an evil grin on his face. "Please miss, can I have another?"

Another excellent chapter, and the shotgun gag was great.

Mopeyennuui · Post by **Mopeyennuui** » 2005-05-07 06:14am

Request for extra status in future chapter,,,

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2005-07-11 05:31am

*knocks*

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2005-08-08 07:49pm

Next time on Fast Times ...

A hero returns.
A score will be settled.
Virgins will be mocked.
Celebrities will be exploited.
And everybody. Gets. Laid.

... except the virgins.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-08-08 08:55pm

Dude.... this is still going?! Sw33t. Hurry up, then.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-08-08 11:33pm

HOT SHIT! *waits impatiently*

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2005-11-17 07:46pm

It's been three months. Where is it, yo?

Honestly, sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion.