Hottest musicians

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 09:39pm

Zaia wrote:
Verilon wrote:You mean, an instrument other than the mouth...

*realizes any and all sexual implications that may/not follow*

LOL Not saying a word......

Exactly...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 10:01pm

verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Verilon wrote:You mean, an instrument other than the mouth...

*realizes any and all sexual implications that may/not follow*

LOL Not saying a word......
Exactly...

They deserve it. They deserve all of it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 10:10pm

We know THEY do, but do WE?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 10:12pm

verilon wrote:We know THEY do, but do WE?

I meant they deserve all the shit we throw...are you reading me?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 10:12pm

IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote:We know THEY do, but do WE?
I meant they deserve all the shit we throw...are you reading me?

Yeah, but do we deserve the backlash? PS: Change your avatar back.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 10:17pm

verilon wrote: Yeah, but do we deserve the backlash?

Backlash?

PS: Change your avatar back.

No, I think I'll stick with Black Mage for a while.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 10:17pm

IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote: Yeah, but do we deserve the backlash?
Backlash?

Of those that might be satanspawn enough to actually *like* them...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-13 10:22pm

Can we have some pictures of these lovely female musicians to help the discussion along, and so that we have more info for debate?

The Corrs. Caroline, Andrea, Jim, and Sharon

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 10:24pm

methinks this should be moved to artwork and photos...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-13 10:27pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Iggy wrote: *thwap* If she could move that quickly. *challenging glare*
LMAO

I was thinking more along the lines of crumpling in exhaustion due to my superior skills.....

But take it however you like, boys.
Okay.

*Cough*

*Hack*

*Wheeze*

Y'all are killing me!

Getting back on the topic, I don't care for Shakira...falls into the slutty look category. Actually, I don't find that many professional musicians attractive. They all seem to be going in for the "I'm a dumb slut" look.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-13 11:05pm

The Dark wrote: Getting back on the topic, I don't care for Shakira...falls into the slutty look category. Actually, I don't find that many professional musicians attractive. They all seem to be going in for the "I'm a dumb slut" look.

More cuddly musician pictures...

Chantal Kreviazuk (again)

Margo Timmins

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 11:09pm

The Dark wrote:Getting back on the topic, I don't care for Shakira...falls into the slutty look category. Actually, I don't find that many professional musicians attractive. They all seem to be going in for the "I'm a dumb slut" look.

Mmmmm...gonna have to disagree with you there. Shakira's actually HAD sex, unlike Brit-bitch, and doesn't overplay it the way CA does, esp. recently.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-11-13 11:09pm

aerius wrote:Can we have some pictures of these lovely female musicians to help the discussion along, and so that we have more info for debate?

The Corrs. Caroline, Andrea, Jim, and Sharon

Such good looking hotties! Can someone airbrush the dude out of there?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 11:12pm

Next of Kin wrote:
aerius wrote:Can we have some pictures of these lovely female musicians to help the discussion along, and so that we have more info for debate?

The Corrs. Caroline, Andrea, Jim, and Sharon
Such good looking hotties! Can someone airbrush the dude out of there?

Hehe ditto.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-13 11:31pm

Next of Kin wrote: Such good looking hotties! Can someone airbrush the dude out of there?

Hey, he's not much, but he's all a straight chick's got to look at around here. Please! The dude stays!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 12:07am

IG-88E wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:(Slaps restraining bolt on IG-88E again.)

Now with him out of the way...
STFU. I already told you that won't work.

(Whips out Jawa ionization blaster.)
(Blasts IG-88E.)
(IG-88E starts making weird random computer noises and then creaks to a halt.)
(Pulls out lightsaber and slices the droid into twenty pieces.)
(Uses the Force to scatter them all over the area.)

Now with him out of the way...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 12:11am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote: (Whips out Jawa ionization blaster.)
(Blasts IG-88E.)
(IG-88E starts making weird random computer noises and then creaks to a halt.)
(Pulls out lightsaber and slices the droid into twenty pieces.)
(Uses the Force to scatter them all over the area.)

Now with him out of the way...

*re-forms* That does it...MISSILEDOKEN! *vaporizes Joe*

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 12:20am

Ok, so your li'l miss Chantal Kreviazuk is rather pretty, but I still think Tori is more beautiful. Then again, I'm a bit partial to red hair. 'Course, mine isn't quite as red as Tori's, but we redheads have to stick together. Plus I know every Tori song out there and have never heard anything by Chantal, so I'm a bit biased on a few fronts...

GUYS! ENOUGH WITH THE VIOLENCE!! I AM A PACIFIST (or at least I try to be)!!!

*bats eyelashes*

DON'T MAKE ME GET EEEEEVIL.

*mew*

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 12:21am

Well considering you violated SW rules and regulations by reforming after I ionized you and sliced you up into many pieces, and then used anime powers IG-88E doesn't have, I get to violate your rules as well!

(Knocks IG-88E unconcious.)
"Oh! You've blown my motivator and short-circuited me!
*CLUNK
(Old dramatic 30's Flash Gordon-type film music plays in the background.)
(Unties Zaia from the railroad track that appears out of nowhere.)
"Fear not, fair maden! For I, CommandoJoe, have come to save you!"
(Zaia repeatedly blinks and sighs at CommandoJoe.)
"Oh, you're my hero! My knight in shining armor!"
(Shining armor appears on CommandoJoe, also out of nowhere.)
(Grabs a rope from out of nowhere.)
(Swings across a canyon with Zaia which also appeared out of nowhere.)
(Lands on other side to a chapel which appeared out of nowhere.)
(Mendelssohn's wedding march plays in the background.)
(CommandoJoe and Zaia get married.)
(Big letters come out of nowhere that reads, "The End.")

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 12:22am

Zaia wrote:Ok, so your li'l miss Chantal Kreviazuk is rather pretty, but I still think Tori is more beautiful. Then again, I'm a bit partial to red hair. 'Course, mine isn't quite as red as Tori's, but we redheads have to stick together. Plus I know every Tori song out there and have never heard anything by Chantal, so I'm a bit biased on a few fronts...

GUYS! ENOUGH WITH THE VIOLENCE!! I AM A PACIFIST (or at least I try to be)!!!

*bats eyelashes*

DON'T MAKE ME GET EEEEEVIL.

*mew*

Ui, does that mean I might have to step in...!?

mew.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 12:27am

I said, "The End." LOL

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 12:30am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:I said, "The End." LOL

[harsh whisper from the shadows]Wrong, CommandoJoe. The game's not over. Not untilIsay it is...[/harsh whsiper]

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 12:30am

.....the end....now?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 12:35am

HADOKEN!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 12:42am

(Blue fireball rushes towards CommandoJoe.)
(CommandoJoe frantically thinks of something to do in less than a second.)
(He closes his eyes and shields his face and shouts out in terror.)

"THE END!"

(CommandoJoe opens his eyes, which are all sweaty now, and breathes a sigh of reliefe.)
(The blue fireball froze in midair several centimeters in front of his face.)
(CommandoJoe walks up to and kicks a frozen IG-88E in his sprockets and runs away.)