Nah, the real way to fix the American education system is to slap up a bunch of ten commandments posters and make sure the children chant the mantra "under god" every day. Using this magic spell...er...plan, we can save America's children and still have enough tax money to send them to parochial schools.
Yes! Dammit, how did I miss that! After all, all the kids at my Catholic school were such upstanding members of society! We only had a kid threaten to kill me and 4 or 5 expulsions in our last freshman class! Private schooling and religious indoctrination does wonders!
Seriously though, I think yours is the best suggestion yet.
How about restricting the vouchers so they can only be used for secular private schools? I know they exist.
They do, but I don't think they should get funding, personally. Secular private schools are mainly there for the upper crust of the intellectual pie. So, if you're a rich dumbfuck, your parents will send you there. If you're brilliant but poor, the school will give you a scholarship. Either way, the parents of these children have no need for vouchers. Those funds need to go to giving better facilities to public schools in inner cities. Ole Dubya is basically throwing up his hands and saying, "OK, our education system sucks, and I don't care. So, send your kids to religious schools, and we'll pay you for it with money that could be used to improve the state of public education, but since I'm a religious bigot, I'd rather see kids get indoctrinated with my beliefs. Oh did I say that out loud?"
What we need is to completely revamp the teacher education system. You can't
learn how to be a teacher. You either are or you aren't. To be a teacher, you have to command a certain amount of respect. A good 90% of the teachers I had did nothing, said nothing and taught nothing to me that made me respect them. They couldn't tell some loudmouth student to sit down and shut up authoritatively, and they just had no authoritative presence. The ones I respected most often didn't have an education degree. Hell, my Theology III teacher got a Walmart Teacher of the Year award, and he didn't have an education degree.
So, in conclusion, an education degree doesn't mean you can teach.