Too funny?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 11:43pm

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic women sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'My God.'"

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-13 11:44pm

got it from Einhander, btw.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 11:44pm

ROTFLMAO!!!! FUNNY!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-13 11:46pm

The REALLY phuctup part is I've bedded a few guys like that too

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-13 11:56pm

Two nuns are sitting in a bath.

One goes: "Where's the soap?"

The other one says: "Yes it does, doesn't it."

*how long does it take you to get this joke?*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 12:02am

weemadando wrote:Two nuns are sitting in a bath.

One goes: "Where's the soap?"

The other one says: "Yes it does, doesn't it."

*how long does it take you to get this joke?*

....not getting it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 12:03am

weemadando wrote:Two nuns are sitting in a bath.

One goes: "Where's the soap?"

The other one says: "Yes it does, doesn't it."

*how long does it take you to get this joke?*

About 30 secs.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-14 12:20am

weemadando wrote:Two nuns are sitting in a bath.

One goes: "Where's the soap?"

The other one says: "Yes it does, doesn't it."

*how long does it take you to get this joke?*

Joke has flown right over my head.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-14 12:21am

I get it. I just don't think it's very funny.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 12:22am

Master of Ossus wrote:I get it. I just don't think it's very funny.

It isn't.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-14 12:24am

verilon wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I get it. I just don't think it's very funny.
It isn't.

Most jokes aren't. Have you heard what was scientifically decided to be the best joke in the world?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 12:24am

Master of Ossus wrote:
verilon wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I get it. I just don't think it's very funny.
It isn't.
Most jokes aren't. Have you heard what was scientifically decided to be the best joke in the world?

*shudder* Yes.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-14 12:25am

verilon wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
verilon wrote: It isn't.
Most jokes aren't. Have you heard what was scientifically decided to be the best joke in the world?
*shudder* Yes.

I actually thought it was pretty funny, but, best joke in the world? Of course not! Simpsons has better stuff in every damn episode!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 12:27am

Master of Ossus wrote:
verilon wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote: Most jokes aren't. Have you heard what was scientifically decided to be the best joke in the world?
*shudder* Yes.
I actually thought it was pretty funny, but, best joke in the world? Of course not! Simpsons has better stuff in every damn episode!

That's why I *shudder.*

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-14 03:10am

A researcher is, um, researching stuff. He is studying a flea. He puts it on a table yells "JUMP!" and watches it jump. Then he jots in his notebook.
"Normal flea, jumps 2 meters"
He takes a tweezer and removes one leg. "JUMP!" Again the flea jumps.
"Flea, remove 1 leg, 1.5 meters"
He removes another one. "JUMP!" It jumps again. "Minus 2 legs, 0.5 meters".
Finally he removes all remaining legs. He yells "JUMP!". Nothing happens. He keeps yelling. Finally, he writes down.
"Flea with no legs = deaf"

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 03:55am

Slartibartfast wrote:A researcher is, um, researching stuff. He is studying a flea. He puts it on a table yells "JUMP!" and watches it jump. Then he jots in his notebook.
"Normal flea, jumps 2 meters"
He takes a tweezer and removes one leg. "JUMP!" Again the flea jumps.
"Flea, remove 1 leg, 1.5 meters"
He removes another one. "JUMP!" It jumps again. "Minus 2 legs, 0.5 meters".
Finally he removes all remaining legs. He yells "JUMP!". Nothing happens. He keeps yelling. Finally, he writes down.
"Flea with no legs = deaf"

umm.....lol