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Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 12:46am

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

I don't even know where to begin..... I can hardly type I'm laughing so much. And yes, Ver, I might need you to step in with me and help...assuming I'm not tied to RR tracks or swinging across canyons, etc. (OMG! LOL!!!!

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Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 12:48am

Zaia wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

I don't even know where to begin..... I can hardly type I'm laughing so much. And yes, Ver, I might need you to step in with me and help...assuming I'm not tied to RR tracks or swinging across canyons, etc. (OMG! LOL!!!! )

Or running across invisible bridges, not tied to ACME rockets, being chased by Wile E. Coyote, being chased by Marivn the Martian's Martians, swinging around the jungle in Mowgli's arms, awinging around the jungles in Tarzan's arms, not searching underwater in Atlantis...............

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 12:51am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote: (CommandoJoe walks up to and kicks a frozen IG-88E in his sprockets and runs away.)

YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! *chases Joe, flinging blue fire*

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 01:10am

verilon wrote:Or running across invisible bridges, not tied to ACME rockets, being chased by Wile E. Coyote, being chased by Marivn the Martian's Martians, swinging around the jungle in Mowgli's arms, awinging around the jungles in Tarzan's arms, not searching underwater in Atlantis...............

LOL

No kidding--what is going on here? Madness, I tell thee! Madness!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 01:18am

All it needed was a touch of the black magic and poof!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-14 01:54am

I should point out that I have seen Alanis Moresette do Keyboards & Harmonica. but some Japanese Concert footage, line in Jagged Little pill tend to led credance to the implication that she does her best work with her mouth.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 02:12am

Zaia wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

I don't even know where to begin..... I can hardly type I'm laughing so much. And yes, Ver, I might need you to step in with me and help...assuming I'm not tied to RR tracks or swinging across canyons, etc. (OMG! LOL!!!! )

Are you allowed to do those things now, seeing as how yer a married lady and all...*innocent look*

(And BTW, we need some sort of innocent looking smiley...none of the current ones fit)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 11:44am

Zaia wrote:Ok, so your li'l miss Chantal Kreviazuk is rather pretty, but I still think Tori is more beautiful. Then again, I'm a bit partial to red hair. 'Course, mine isn't quite as red as Tori's, but we redheads have to stick together. Plus I know every Tori song out there and have never heard anything by Chantal, so I'm a bit biased on a few fronts...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Tori doesn't have red hair, the "Strange Little Girls" tour somehow turned her hair blond last year. In any case she was still quite cuddly and huggable.

And I still think Chantal's the hotter babe, but that's just me. The fact that she's Canadian like myself doesn't really have anything to do with it, well, not that much.

Then there's Sarah Slean, who's another canadian piano babe. I'll see if I can find some pictures later.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 12:42pm

The Dark wrote:Are you allowed to do those things now, seeing as how yer a married lady and all...*innocent look*

LOL

Umm, what exactly did you think I was asking Ver to help me with...?
[whisper] Pssst! He is gay, after all, so I can't get up to anything too bad with him... [/whisper]

*innocent look/bats eyelashes/etc*

aerius wrote:I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Tori doesn't have red hair, the "Strange Little Girls" tour somehow turned her hair blond last year. In any case she was still quite cuddly and huggable.

WHAT?!?!?! SHE'S BLONDE NOW?!?!! Argh. I loved the 'spaghetti red' hair, as she put it. Oh well, I understand how much fun it is to change it every now and again...but it still makes me tres sad. *pout* Of course she's still purty, though. Or, as you put it, cuddly and huggable.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 12:52pm

Ok, one more and then I REALLY have to get to work--ARGH! Queen of Procrastination strikes again....

Shakira rocks. Have any of you guys seen the video for "Objection: Tango?" SO HILARIOUS! The animated her who deflates the gigantic, silicon monstrosities of her nemesis? Ahhhhahah, she's awesome.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-14 01:25pm

IG-88E wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote: (CommandoJoe walks up to and kicks a frozen IG-88E in his sprockets and runs away.)

YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! *chases Joe, flinging blue fire*

*aids his fellow Black Mage, hurling Missiledokens down on CommandoJoe*

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it gave me a three hour shootergasm last night
i could hardly walk afterwards
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Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 02:02pm

SirNitram wrote:
IG-88E wrote: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! *chases Joe, flinging blue fire*
*aids his fellow Black Mage, hurling Missiledokens down on CommandoJoe*

You shall fear the Black Mages...for we are quick to anger and fierce in battle.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 04:27pm

Zaia wrote: WHAT?!?!?! SHE'S BLONDE NOW?!?!! Argh. I loved the 'spaghetti red' hair, as she put it. Oh well, I understand how much fun it is to change it every now and again...but it still makes me tres sad. *pout* Of course she's still purty, though. Or, as you put it, cuddly and huggable.

Yup, and here's a photo of a blond Tori. It so doesn't look right.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 06:07pm

aerius wrote:Yup, and here's a photo of a blond Tori. It so doesn't look right.

*disgruntled*

Hmm, don't know if it's simply the computer I'm on or not, but I can't see the pic of Blonde Toriness.

Can anyone else?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 06:08pm

I can. It's fair.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 06:11pm

Bah...there were at least a hundred girls at my high school hotter than blonde Tori. Of course, my high school had five thousand students, so it may not be a fair fight.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 06:13pm

Well, of course she's going to be hotter as a redhead, obvioulsy.. I was just curious about the blondosity she's got going on now, and Aerius was kind enough to put up a picture of it and I can't see the bloody thing! Argh. I hate sucky computers.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 06:24pm

IG-88E wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
IG-88E wrote: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! *chases Joe, flinging blue fire*
*aids his fellow Black Mage, hurling Missiledokens down on CommandoJoe*
You shall fear the Black Mages...for we are quick to anger and fierce in battle.

(Force pushes all missiledokens back and kills everyone except Zaia, his bride.)

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 06:27pm

Joe wrote:(Knocks IG-88E unconcious.)
"Oh! You've blown my motivator and short-circuited me!
*CLUNK
(Old dramatic 30's Flash Gordon-type film music plays in the background.)
(Unties Zaia from the railroad track that appears out of nowhere.)
"Fear not, fair maden! For I, CommandoJoe, have come to save you!"
(Zaia repeatedly blinks and sighs at CommandoJoe.)
"Oh, you're my hero! My knight in shining armor!"
(Shining armor appears on CommandoJoe, also out of nowhere.)
(Grabs a rope from out of nowhere.)
(Swings across a canyon with Zaia which also appeared out of nowhere.)
(Lands on other side to a chapel which appeared out of nowhere.)
(Mendelssohn's wedding march plays in the background.)
(CommandoJoe and Zaia get married.)
(Big letters come out of nowhere that reads, "The End.")

By the way, Joe, I should tell you that, before you whisked me all over the place here, someone else on this board wanted to marry me. And he asked nicely first. He didn't just toss me around and make me have MENDELSSOHN for my wedding processional when I wanted to have WAGNER!!!! ('Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral' to be precise).

So, I'm sorry, but I think our marriage must be *dramatically places hand to forehead*---annulled! *sniff sniff* It was nice while it lasted.... *sniff*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 06:28pm

Zaia wrote:
By the way, Joe, I should tell you that, before you whisked me all over the place here, someone else on this board wanted to marry me. And he asked nicely first. He didn't just toss me around and make me have MENDELSSOHN for my wedding processional when I wanted to have WAGNER!!!! ('Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral' to be precise).

So, I'm sorry, but I think our marriage must be *dramatically places hand to forehead*---annulled! *sniff sniff* It was nice while it lasted.... *sniff*

Ouch.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 06:29pm

Zaia wrote: ('Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral' to be precise).

That's the piece I pinched a nerve in my elbow on. Then had to sight-read mallet music with a left arm completely numb from the elbow down and spiked with pain from eblow to shoulder. Evil song...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 06:37pm

Zaia wrote:
Joe wrote:(Knocks IG-88E unconcious.)
"Oh! You've blown my motivator and short-circuited me!
*CLUNK
(Old dramatic 30's Flash Gordon-type film music plays in the background.)
(Unties Zaia from the railroad track that appears out of nowhere.)
"Fear not, fair maden! For I, CommandoJoe, have come to save you!"
(Zaia repeatedly blinks and sighs at CommandoJoe.)
"Oh, you're my hero! My knight in shining armor!"
(Shining armor appears on CommandoJoe, also out of nowhere.)
(Grabs a rope from out of nowhere.)
(Swings across a canyon with Zaia which also appeared out of nowhere.)
(Lands on other side to a chapel which appeared out of nowhere.)
(Mendelssohn's wedding march plays in the background.)
(CommandoJoe and Zaia get married.)
(Big letters come out of nowhere that reads, "The End.")
By the way, Joe, I should tell you that, before you whisked me all over the place here, someone else on this board wanted to marry me. And he asked nicely first. He didn't just toss me around and make me have MENDELSSOHN for my wedding processional when I wanted to have WAGNER!!!! ('Elsa's Procession to the Cathedral' to be precise).

So, I'm sorry, but I think our marriage must be *dramatically places hand to forehead*---annulled! *sniff sniff* It was nice while it lasted.... *sniff*

I never got some anyways, so....eh.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 06:37pm

On a more serious note, wasn't it Mendelssohn who composed it and then Wagner used it? I was debating whether or not to put Mendelssohn or Wagner.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 07:06pm

Joe wrote:I never got some anyways, so....eh.

Awww, you took that well. *kisses on cheek* Thanks, sweetie.

(No, not THAT cheek! Perverts, all of you...I swear

)

And I'm not sure about the piece--the version I know (have listened to repeatedly and performed) read 'Wagner' at the top, without 'arr. by' in front, so I'm guessing it's his...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 07:10pm

Zaia wrote:Well, of course she's going to be hotter as a redhead, obvioulsy.. I was just curious about the blondosity she's got going on now, and Aerius was kind enough to put up a picture of it and I can't see the bloody thing! Argh. I hate sucky computers.

Let's see if this helps. The picture can also be found on this here webpage.

http://www.askmen.com/women/singer/53c_tori_amos.html