Which Tin-pot Dictator are you?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-14 01:03am

I cant even remember if I got this link for here or another board in the first place but..

http://php.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/dic.php

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 01:09am

I think I've seen this before...

*evil laugh*

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-14 01:11am

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Hehe...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-14 01:11am

You are:

Re-took the test with the real answers......

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-14 01:11am

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Fucking weird as I didn't say yes to military uniforms, bushy beards or killing people with cigars.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 01:12am

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power?News flash for you: You're not!

Meh. Whatever.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 01:14am

MKSheppard wrote:You are:

Re-took the test with the real answers

This surprises me how...?

Well....it didn't, with the Hitler....it doesn't now.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-14 01:14am

It says Im Tony Blair.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-14 01:16am

verilon wrote: This surprises me how...?

First time I took it, I picked the questions that were surefire Hitler
winners, just for shits and giggles.....

Then I did the REAL test, EHHEHEHE

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2002-11-14 01:19am

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

Eh. None of the options presented for some questions really appealed to my style, but I ended up with Hitler with my first set of selections. Change one answer ("problematic people"), and I get Slobodan Milosevic.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-14 01:27am

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!

I feel evil now.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-14 01:43am

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Dictatorship, Russian-style.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 01:45am

Depending on how I answer the last question, I'm either Stalin or Mao.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-14 02:40am

Chairman Mao.

Sheesh!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-14 09:10am

WTF? I'm not that chimpy bastard.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-11-14 09:19am

I got Tony Blair too. But I mean come on! Those questions were like soooo obvious, I could have easily been a Hitler or a Suddam!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 11:02am

Stormbringer wrote:WTF? I'm not that chimpy bastard.

Ahahaha 'chimpy?!' ROTF... Sorry, that's just perfect.

**Yay!! I'm Tony Blair!!**

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-14 12:02pm

Stormbringer wrote:

WTF? I'm not that chimpy bastard.

That BushOrChip site rocks

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 12:21pm

Great, just great. It says I'm George Bush and that I'm a chimpy bastard.

At least it matches with the Rabid Monkey title, sort of.

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-11-14 12:34pm

At least I'm my namesake...

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-11-14 12:41pm

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

me

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-11-14 01:24pm

I got hitler too. I guess the copy and post doesn't work, otherwise I'd throw that caption on from the site.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-14 01:26pm

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Most excellent Quiz Comrade

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 01:38pm

Bean: Your avatar even kinda looks like Comrade Stalin.

Makes sense that I would get him, since I'm something approaching half Russian.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-14 01:41pm

"You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!"

Damn.

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