Monkeys on Voyager

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-11-14 01:56am

OK peeps what would happen if in a fit of insanity Q teleported the entire Brotherhood of the Monkey membership including the honorary ones onto Voyager.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-14 01:59am

Typhonis 1 wrote:OK peeps what would happen if in a fit of insanity Q teleported the entire Brotherhood of the Monkey membership including the honorary ones onto Voyager.

*calls in his Imperium-class Ultra Star Destroyer Quake to pick us up....*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-14 02:03am

"This is a Borg cube where approaching. These are M249 SAW's. Have fun."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-14 02:13am

You could probably beat those slow ass zombies with baseball bats.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-14 02:18am

Poke them with a sharp stick till their heads explode.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-14 02:26am

fgalkin wrote:Poke them with a sharp stick till their heads explode.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

But you lose the mafia style. It's all about the style.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-14 02:30am

An end to treknobabble...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-14 04:11am

First off

Find a replicator.

Get myself some sweet gear from CS.

The leet skin, Ak47, HE, FB, And Deagle.

Of stalking the nonsexy crew and blowing their brains out.

Save lameway to last. It wold be downright nasy of me to kill her myself, when I have loads of other people on the ship with all kinds of fun ideas

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-11-14 04:54am

Can we have notice, so that I can make a note of Lameway's codes and do what Data did in Brothers?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-14 05:28am

YB what the fuck are youi doing in the Galley still,

Making good food.

how come the whole of the voyager cast except the Doctor and Seven are dead.

Their bodies couldn't adapt to something edible after a lifetime of Replicated food, followed by a few years of Nelix's crap.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 06:57am

7 of 9 would get gang banged in a orgy of epic proportions, which would get recorded in high quality video and put in the monkey vault for use as a recruiting tool.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-11-14 07:04am

As would seven herself...

Sparkticus · Post by **Sparkticus** » 2002-11-14 08:34am

Thinking about what I've heard going on in the Trinity vs. Mary Poppins thread... Well, I'm a little scared. I think 7 will end up being stuck to the floor somewhere, her exhausted frame no longer able to obey her commands... add to that a few members of the brotherhood likewise spent...

Yes, that was a stamina related comment...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 09:06am

NecronLord wrote:As would seven herself...

That too, we'll be keeping her for out private pleasures, and so that we can make even more movies of the x-rated type. A "Kelly Antilles vs. 7 of 9" thread with 10,000 posts in it would also result from this.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-14 09:10am

Total and utter chaos?

TGODDING TO THE EXTREME!!!!

Not to mention barrels and paintshakers!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-14 12:31pm

aerius wrote:
NecronLord wrote:As would seven herself...
That too, we'll be keeping her for out private pleasures, and so that we can make even more movies of the x-rated type. A "Kelly Antilles vs. 7 of 9" thread with 10,000 posts in it would also result from this.

Hm... yes, I could see that.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-11-14 04:18pm

i think the rest of the brotherhood would have to forcefully remove me from engineering.

not to mention the pile of dissected phasers, communicators, and tricorders...the crew would have a definate issue with stuff dissappearing...and i'd bet the comp would start having issues, and the holodeck would almost constantly be in use...

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-14 04:21pm

Space, the ass-kicking frontier
Lots of dead aliens, and drunked donunt eatin Dalton kicking every Borg arse from the uni-complex to alpha centauri

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-11-14 04:26pm

Since I'm not a monkey, I couldn't really do this, but:

Walk onto the bridge and interrupt the candy-ass bridge crew's candy-ass babbling while carrying a super-soaker full of hot nacho cheese sauce and wearing a cardboard sandwich sighn that reads, "Going Postal."

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-14 04:29pm

Me, a 9 iron, and a trail of forcably removed from consciousness trekkies leading straight to the holodeck...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-14 11:07pm

Use Logrus to send Voyager into the Cthutlu Mythos.....

What happened to them.

I introduced them to a Great old one.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 11:09pm

*imagines the homicidal assassin droid that is himself loose in Voyager's hallways*

Muwhahahaahahahaaaa!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-14 11:28pm

Yo, who do we beam down to R'yleth next?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 11:41pm

I just got another sick idea.
Janeway Snuff Video!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 11:41pm

aerius wrote:I just got another sick idea.
Janeway Snuff Video!!

That's beyond sick, that's truly disturbing.

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