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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive probably killed so many kittens that Im a three strike felon in the state of California.
ROTFLMAO!
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive probably killed so many kittens that Im a three strike felon in the state of California.
*thwap*

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I find it humorous how much scripture has been twisted to serve the ends of religion. That quote doesn't even explicitly mention masturbation. He could just have easily have pulled out. Well, maybe. Bah, what do I care? Yay atheism. I'm not sure of the context there, but it looks like what's actually going on there is that Onan is disobeying his father, and that's what God doesn't like.
I know that's how our theology class looks upon it. There's no evidence of masturbation; rather, it seems more like a case of coitus interruptus. And I agree that it's both the disobedience to Onan's father AND disobedience to the law of God as embodied in the rules of primogeniture that got him in trouble.
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verilon wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive probably killed so many kittens that Im a three strike felon in the state of California.
*thwap*

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LMFAO!!!! I think I'd be a 4576773456677687889656343-strike one then....
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verilon wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive probably killed so many kittens that Im a three strike felon in the state of California.
*thwap*

mew
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I see it's time for my newest attack......






Night of 1000 Thwaps! *evil laugh*

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And seeing as how my roomate is going to kill me if I stay on the computer any longer...

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IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive probably killed so many kittens that Im a three strike felon in the state of California.
*thwap*

mew
mew
mew
mew
mew
I see it's time for my newest attack......






Night of 1000 Thwaps! *evil laugh*

*thwapthawpthwapthwapthwapthwapthawpthwapthwapthwapthwapthawpthwap
thwapthwapthwapthawpthwapthwapthwapthwapthawpthwapthwapthwap...*

mewmewmewmew
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Repeat indifinitetly to the theme of Meow Mix.
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verilon wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote: *thwap*

mew
mew
mew
mew
mew
I see it's time for my newest attack......






Night of 1000 Thwaps! *evil laugh*

*thwapthawpthwapthwapthwapthwapthawpthwapthwapthwapthwapthawpthwap
thwapthwapthwapthawpthwapthwapthwapthwapthawpthwapthwapthwap...*

mewmewmewmew
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mewmewmewmew
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Repeat indifinitetly to the theme of Meow Mix.
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So how many kittens has thin "H" line (Now Sexy Loosers) killed?
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:So how many kittens has thin "H" line (Now Sexy Loosers) killed?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*fap, fap, fap, fap....SPLAT*

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I still liked the one about masturbading so fast that timedilation sends the cum 5 minutes into the future.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Secondly, this verse is in the Old Testament, making it moot after Jesus's desth and resurrection.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Romans 5: 17 & 18 contradict that one?
5:17
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
*Shrugs* Meh, it's only a nitpick really I guess, but still..
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verilon wrote:
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew

Repeat indifinitetly to the theme of Meow Mix.

Damn you Verilon...DAMN U TO HELL....now that jingle is trapped in my head....IT WON'T STOP!!!!!ARGHHHHH


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Masterateing is a completely natural thing, I would say the majority of the worlds population has done it at one time or another. I remember the first time I did it(I was 12 and i didn't even know i was doing it) while reading a pornagraphic book I found in my older brothers room. Man was I suprised!!! It opened a whole new chapter in my life the dawn of sexuality...what a wonderful day that was :D
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Laughed my ass off at that one. Body snatchers isn't it?
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Dargos wrote:
verilon wrote:
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew

Repeat indifinitetly to the theme of Meow Mix.

Damn you Verilon...DAMN U TO HELL....now that jingle is trapped in my head....IT WON'T STOP!!!!!ARGHHHHH
mew.

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verilon wrote:
Dargos wrote:
verilon wrote:
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew
mewmewmewmew

Repeat indifinitetly to the theme of Meow Mix.

Damn you Verilon...DAMN U TO HELL....now that jingle is trapped in my head....IT WON'T STOP!!!!!ARGHHHHH
mew.

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