Which car is the ugliest car there is?

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Hummer H2
9
12%
Scion xB
23
29%
Pontiac Aztek
22
28%
Honda Element
13
17%
Chrysler PT Cruiser
6
8%
BMW 5 Series
0
No votes
Chrysler 300
0
No votes
Chevrolet Avalanche
1
1%
Subaru Baja
4
5%
Dodge Magnum
0
No votes
 
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These cars are all fugly, but the Aztec makes the Elephant Man look pretty.
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Ya know my dad has a Chrysler 300 and its actually REALLY nice the interior is suprisingly huge and the seats are very comfortable, it performs well and the design is actually kinda cool up close. but thats from the kid who thought it would be niffty to cover his car in duct tape and foam rubber.
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Although the competition is stiff, the Az-blechh is still the clear winner. Bizarro Superman's station wagon.
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The Fiat Multipla.

Truly the most disgusting car of all time.
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Oh, that's easy. Ford Edsel. I can't imagine the guy it was named after being too happy with a car that had a radiator shaped like a woman's private area (the Pinto is a second place what with the exploding fuel tank and all).
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I'm actually split between the Honda Element/Scion whatever the fuck its called and The Aztec.

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the Pontiac ASStek is absolutely the A-number 1 ugliest pieces of sheet metal to ever receive birdshit.
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From that list, Honda Element, otherwise Volvo Amazon (yes, it's an old car, but still ugly).
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Aztek. It's ugly as hell, with a capital UG.
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I voted for the Scion. I hate the PT Cruiser (no seriously, I fucking hate that thing), but it actually doesn't look that bad as a convertible, so it edged out that boxy piece of garbage, the Scion.
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Durandal wrote:I voted for the Scion. I hate the PT Cruiser (no seriously, I fucking hate that thing), but it actually doesn't look that bad as a convertible, so it edged out that boxy piece of garbage, the Scion.
the Scion tC isn't bad, however both the xA and xB are fugly. I'm suprised no one but me chose the Subaru. Goddamn that is an ugly piece of shit!
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nothing is worse than the A Klasse.
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Vendetta wrote:The Fiat Multipla.

Truly the most disgusting car of all time.
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The Honda Element is quite ugly but to me none are uglier than the Scion Box. It's a brick on wheels.
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salm wrote:nothing is worse than the A Klasse.
Oh yes, there is.
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The Fiat Multipla. I still can't fathom how anyone could design something like that.

And for the record: I'm happy many of these cars aren't to be seen on German roads. Lucky me :)
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
the Scion tC isn't bad, however both the xA and xB are fugly. I'm suprised no one but me chose the Subaru. Goddamn that is an ugly piece of shit!


I chose the Subaru as well. The others are ugly, but this thing looks like a fucking birth defect.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Durandal wrote:I voted for the Scion. I hate the PT Cruiser (no seriously, I fucking hate that thing), but it actually doesn't look that bad as a convertible, so it edged out that boxy piece of garbage, the Scion.
the Scion tC isn't bad, however both the xA and xB are fugly. I'm suprised no one but me chose the Subaru. Goddamn that is an ugly piece of shit!
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Definately the Scion xB, followed closely by the Honda Element...
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PT Cruiser by far.

Aztec, Baja, Scion, and Element are hideously ugly, too, though. The Cruiser makes me want to hurt whoever is driving it.
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One cannot get a Fiat here, but I found a picture of the Fiat Multipla, and it is not as bad as the azteck, or even the element or Scion (wich are likewise not sold here).
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xcr wrote:One cannot get a Fiat here, but I found a picture of the Fiat Multipla, and it is not as bad as the azteck, or even the element or Scion (wich are likewise not sold here).
I found a picturetoo :lol:

On a more serious note. . . the photographers were pretty amazing. . . the cars didn't look half as bad as they do in real life
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Chardok wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Durandal wrote:I voted for the Scion. I hate the PT Cruiser (no seriously, I fucking hate that thing), but it actually doesn't look that bad as a convertible, so it edged out that boxy piece of garbage, the Scion.
the Scion tC isn't bad, however both the xA and xB are fugly. I'm suprised no one but me chose the Subaru. Goddamn that is an ugly piece of shit!
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It's a tough call, either the Scion XB or the Element, I'm convinced they're actually the same car with different trim.
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Dahak wrote:
salm wrote:nothing is worse than the A Klasse.
Oh yes, there is.
*points up*
The Fiat Multipla. I still can't fathom how anyone could design something like that.

And for the record: I'm happy many of these cars aren't to be seen on German roads. Lucky me :)
i disagree. he A Klasse is ugly and at the same time plain boring.

the multipla is butt ugly, ok, but it´s got this freakish charme you know from the frankenstein monster.
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