Which Tin-pot Dictator are you?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-14 01:43pm

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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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Damn I ended up as America's Bitch

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-14 01:44pm

Oops sorry! But I ended up as Tony Blair, boy life sucks

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-14 02:15pm

I got Tony Blair.

Anyone care to post the caption for ole Dubya?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-14 02:28pm

Durandal wrote: Anyone care to post the caption for ole Dubya?

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look
at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars
and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total
control of the media so they never say a bad word
against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent
people to get what you want? Check! Do anything
to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane
treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a
dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that
fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who
looks like a monkey!

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-14 02:34pm

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Yeah, this one suits me... except for the ugly beard.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-14 03:22pm

Total
control of the media so they never say a bad word
against you? Check!

Are you fucking Kidding me? Every ten mintues theres another how dumb is Dubya thing on one News Network or another

The media is loyal only to itself

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-11-14 03:37pm

Mr Bean wrote:
Total
control of the media so they never say a bad word
against you? Check!
Are you fucking Kidding me? Every ten mintues theres another how dumb is Dubya thing on one News Network or another

The media is loyal only to itself

And the liberal society.

Here's me:

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Aye.

Cyaround,
Jason

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-14 03:38pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Total
control of the media so they never say a bad word
against you? Check!
Are you fucking Kidding me? Every ten mintues theres another how dumb is Dubya thing on one News Network or another

The media is loyal only to itself
And the liberal society.

Here's me:

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

Aye.

Cyaround,
Jason

Haha

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-11-14 04:40pm

Im tony blair