Save the Christmas Trees!
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Save the Christmas Trees!
In this day and age of environmentalism, I've often wondered where the myriad of protesters were around Christmas tree farms. Just think of it -- poor defenseless trees, ruthlessly cut down, and for what: To serve as a short-term decoration... Barbarians! How dare they! We must save the Christmas trees -- only fake Christmas trees should be allowed!
Personally, I don't care, but I've often wondered why environmentalist whackos don't make it an issue...
Personally, I don't care, but I've often wondered why environmentalist whackos don't make it an issue...
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Last year, my wife and I got one of those pre-lit fake trees that look real (say that three times fast). The thing sits on a stand that rotates the tree -- it wasn't cheap, but it looks nice.IG-88E wrote:I recommend use of an artificial tree. Not out of any sense of alturism or that crap, but because it saves the time of picking one out and cleaning up fallen needles.
<scrooge>Christmas? Bah, humbug. It's a waste of time.</scrooge>
Seriously though, I don't celebrate Christmas. I mean... it's the birthday of the founder of Christianity... why would anyone want to celebrate that?
Seriously though, I don't celebrate Christmas. I mean... it's the birthday of the founder of Christianity... why would anyone want to celebrate that?
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Eh. I've got one that has no decorations and prefectly simulates a normal tree. We've got lots of ornaments, so there's no way my family will ever get a pre-decorated tree.jegs2 wrote:Last year, my wife and I got one of those pre-lit fake trees that look real (say that three times fast). The thing sits on a stand that rotates the tree -- it wasn't cheap, but it looks nice.IG-88E wrote:I recommend use of an artificial tree. Not out of any sense of alturism or that crap, but because it saves the time of picking one out and cleaning up fallen needles.
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We dont get trees anymore. Not out of any environemental issues though. It just a hassle now days.
When I got my Environmental Studies degree I vaguely remember most of the bunny hugger types being opposed to x-mas trees but more from a solid waste point of view, than from a chopping down trees point of view.
When I got my Environmental Studies degree I vaguely remember most of the bunny hugger types being opposed to x-mas trees but more from a solid waste point of view, than from a chopping down trees point of view.
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Becausei t's an excuse tro leave work, and spoil kids.data_link wrote:<scrooge>Christmas? Bah, humbug. It's a waste of time.</scrooge>
Seriously though, I don't celebrate Christmas. I mean... it's the birthday of the founder of Christianity... why would anyone want to celebrate that?
I also heard that cutting down Christmas trees helps wildlife in some way.
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Uhh...for the present? Durr.data_link wrote:<scrooge>Christmas? Bah, humbug. It's a waste of time.</scrooge>
Seriously though, I don't celebrate Christmas. I mean... it's the birthday of the founder of Christianity... why would anyone want to celebrate that?
Seriously, though, my best friend is Jewish and she celebrates Christmas. Everyone loves presents!
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Maybe because they like getting free stuff?data_link wrote:Seriously though, I don't celebrate Christmas. I mean... it's the birthday of the founder of Christianity... why would anyone want to celebrate that?
I celebrate it because I believe in Christ, but I'd rather have a nativity scene than a tree. If I do get a tree I'd rather have artificial - less mess and hassle.
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I second getting an artificial tree. We have four of them (my mom really loves decorating for Christmas, and it all looks really nice). To get a good one you have to spend quite a bit of money, but not as much as you used to.
Christmas has pretty much become a secular holiday. They celebrate it in Japan, without the religious stuff.
Christmas has pretty much become a secular holiday. They celebrate it in Japan, without the religious stuff.
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Natural trees look better and smell nice. Besides, they make the cat go wacko for a few weeks.
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Yes I love that part Xmas trees drive cats insane
Oh and plus give me a good excuse for waving a broadsword around(Heh I have access to Machinest Shop and I can always rework the blade to sharpness or simply pick up another one, And somehow trying vianly to cut down a 5 inch thick Xmas tree with a Broadsword with the help of a free friends was fun for a year or two in Connectect(Don't ask where we got the idea it just ended up like that )
Oh and plus give me a good excuse for waving a broadsword around(Heh I have access to Machinest Shop and I can always rework the blade to sharpness or simply pick up another one, And somehow trying vianly to cut down a 5 inch thick Xmas tree with a Broadsword with the help of a free friends was fun for a year or two in Connectect(Don't ask where we got the idea it just ended up like that )
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I'm proud to say that for more than 20 years, we had the Ugliest Christmas Tree in the Entire World. My parents bought it used in 1974. It looked like a 6 foot tall toilet brush.
Seriously, artificial trees are better because they're not a fire hazard. If a real tree dries out, it's like keeping a giant torch in your living room.
Seriously, artificial trees are better because they're not a fire hazard. If a real tree dries out, it's like keeping a giant torch in your living room.
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I'd rather not celebrate christmas, but I do admit it is fun to plant an axe into something....
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I dun really mind what people do, but it's a cultural thing. Let them butcher for my viewing pleasure.....!
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data_link wrote:<scrooge>Christmas? Bah, humbug. It's a waste of time.</scrooge>
Seriously though, I don't celebrate Christmas. I mean... it's the birthday of the founder of Christianity... why would anyone want to celebrate that?
I don't know about the celebrate bit but having a tree is one place to hang your DS2 ornament.