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Superman wrote:Eh, I wouldn`t call those tits oustanding... In fact, to me they look like... well, tits.

And Captain Chewie, while its cool you posted this, being so nice to that ghetto cunt was kind of retarded. If you ever manage to do this again, don`t fess up as to what`s going on, man. In fact, just give the info to me! Not only while I give her a verbal spanking, but we`ll all hear it on Howard Stern shortly after.
There's such a thing as courtesy, man. Regardless of what she does, she's a good entertainer and has a beautiful voice. Plus, like i said, I panicked.
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Seeing these pics made me curious, and I downloaded the Paris sex video. Too bad the only explicit scenes are filmed in green low-light mode :)
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Slartibartfast wrote:Seeing these pics made me curious, and I downloaded the Paris sex video. Too bad the only explicit scenes are filmed in green low-light mode :)
All I got out of that was that she gives lousy head, and she looks like a dead fuck. Didn't even have the courtesy to swallow.
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Slartibartfast wrote:Seeing these pics made me curious, and I downloaded the Paris sex video. Too bad the only explicit scenes are filmed in green low-light mode :)
you missed the [art where she sucked dick and had a load blown on her tits?
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I'm sorry, I meant the only part with actual penetration where you can see shit happening.
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Slartibartfast wrote:I'm sorry, I meant the only part with actual penetration where you can see shit happening.
There's one out there that doesn't have the night vision shit. I certainly wasn't impressed with her performance. Given her whorish tendencies, you'd think she'd be able to give a decent BJ.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Superman wrote:Eh, I wouldn`t call those tits oustanding... In fact, to me they look like... well, tits.

And Captain Chewie, while its cool you posted this, being so nice to that ghetto cunt was kind of retarded. If you ever manage to do this again, don`t fess up as to what`s going on, man. In fact, just give the info to me! Not only while I give her a verbal spanking, but we`ll all hear it on Howard Stern shortly after.
There's such a thing as courtesy, man. Regardless of what she does, she's a good entertainer and has a beautiful voice. Plus, like i said, I panicked.
It doesn`t sound like she was very nice to you, man. But yeah, I can see panicking.

Oh well... Next time... muaahaha
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The best part of the Paris video was when she answered her phone in the middle of things and her partner says, "Fuck your phone". I laughed sooo hard.
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Bah, my video has no sound :P
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Here's her response.
CNN wrote:Paris Hilton: 'I want to apologize'
'I don't know why this stuff always happens to me'

NEW YORK (AP) -- While Hollywood gossips about who was -- and wasn't -- in Paris Hilton's cell phone book, the hotel heiress/reality TV star says she feels "horrible."

Last week, Hilton's cell phone was hacked into and its contents (her phone numbers and e-mail addresses) were posted on the Internet.

In an interview with Us Weekly magazine, on newsstands Friday, Hilton says: "I feel horrible that, once again, someone has invaded my privacy. I want to apologize to all my friends and family. I don't know why this stuff always happens to me, but I wish it wouldn't anymore."

Hilton, 24, said she first heard the news from her sister, Nicky.

"(Nicky) told me it was out there," she said. "It's too upsetting for me -- I can't believe it."

Some of her friends have been besieged with calls and e-mails. Actress Lindsay Lohan tells the magazine: "It's crazy. I even got an e-mail from someone pretending to be Hugh Hefner."

Hilton's privacy was previously exposed when a sex tape of her and an ex-boyfriend became a cyberspace novelty. She stars on the Fox TV reality show "The Simple Life 3: Interns" with friend Nicole Richie, daughter of R&B singer Lionel Richie.
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She really doesn't have anything to apolgise for, unless this was a publicity stunt and not a real hacking.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:She really doesn't have anything to apolgise for, unless this was a publicity stunt and not a real hacking.
Pretty much...then again this gives a certain indication of her level of intelligence given she's apologizing for having semi nude photos of herself( on her property...*gasp* :P ) and private phone numbers.

Technically she should be screaming to find the person that did this, rather then going "Woe is me."
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Pretty much...then again this gives a certain indication of her level of intelligence given she's apologizing for having semi nude photos of herself( on her property...*gasp* :P ) and private phone numbers.

Technically she should be screaming to find the person that did this, rather then going "Woe is me."
Hence why I have my doubts as to whether it's legit. She has shown absolutely horrible judgement in the past to get publicity. Leaking her phone contents doesn't seem out of character for her.
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you know, if I had a working phone and I wasn't sure all these phone numbers had been taken out of service by now anyway, I'd call Seth Green...

not for a prank call or anything, just to tell him he rocks... :P
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Styphon wrote:you know, if I had a working phone and I wasn't sure all these phone numbers had been taken out of service by now anyway, I'd call Seth Green...

not for a prank call or anything, just to tell him he rocks... :P
I thought about phoning Vin Diesal to tell him Chronicles of Riddick kicked ass.
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Holy Shit!

So ...many ...celebs...

The only one I'm really tempted to contact is Stephen King.

Heh. I see Summer Altice on that list. I went to high school with her. She was in most of my classes, unfortunately, and sometimes got into screaming matches with our Spanish teacher. And now she's on Paris Hilton's cell phone.

Oh, and does "Eliza" refer to Eliza Dushku? If so, I'll have to give the number to a friend of mine...
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Holy Shit!

So ...many ...celebs...

The only one I'm really tempted to contact is Stephen King.

Heh. I see Summer Altice on that list. I went to high school with her. She was in most of my classes, unfortunately, and sometimes got into screaming matches with our Spanish teacher. And now she's on Paris Hilton's cell phone.

Oh, and does "Eliza" refer to Eliza Dushku? If so, I'll have to give the number to a friend of mine...
It's my understanding that most of the numbers have already been changed.
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That's probably for the best.

Still, it is tempting to call up Stephen King... and shout BOO!
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Still, it is tempting to call up Stephen King... and shout BOO!
Or: "Heeeerrrreee's Johnny!" :)
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