What alien would you least want to marry!

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What alien would you least want to marry!

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Me a H'Mente (or however you spell it you what I mean), they kill you after sometime mating
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Xenomorph queen.


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Whatever inherently stupid socialist primate replaced humans as the dominant specifies of Earth in Star Trek.
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Lad, this is the part where we all go 'EWWWW' and realize that we don't want to marry any aliens, with the exception of that really hot alien sex kitten from that movie from the 70's where they did those things with that other chick, or maybe I was just drunk. Dunno.
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Least? A Hutt. :x

Most? Either a Zeltrosian (entire culture about sex and partying) or a Rodian (gotta love that snout) :twisted:
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If I had to marry an Alien I would marry a Chiss and spawn some Thrawn's <LOL...right>
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Dislike hutts. ET all the way. lol
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Lagmonster wrote:Lad, this is the part where we all go 'EWWWW' and realize that we don't want to marry any aliens, with the exception of that really hot alien sex kitten from that movie from the 70's where they did those things with that other chick, or maybe I was just drunk. Dunno.
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Mike_6002 wrote:If I had to marry an Alien I would marry a Chiss and spawn some Thrawn's <LOL...right>
Sev'Rance Tann from SW: Galactic Battlegrounds.
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PH34R T3H H4D0K3N!!!!

Thats cool. Do you guys remember the movie the 5th element. Maybe I would marry the one blue operah singer.
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jodathalas wrote:PH34R T3H H4D0K3N!!!!

Thats cool. Do you guys remember the movie the 5th element. Maybe I would marry the one blue operah singer.
Hmmm. Oh yeah, her. Too tall for me.
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Hmm, probably a Vogon.
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I'd go for Sev-Rance Tann in a second. Long dark hair almost to the waist, light blue skin that's easy on the eyes, inotxicating red eyes, pouty mouth, long legs, slim, muscular body, and a fully stacked-up rack. mmmmmm.....
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People lets get back on track here

The other alien I wouldn't bone if was the last lifeform in the universe is a Hutt (Damn Hermapdoites) <ughhhh...>
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Mike_6002 wrote:People lets get back on track here

The other alien I wouldn't bone if was the last lifeform in the universe is a Hutt (Damn Hermapdoites) <ughhhh...>
True to that brotha.
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Gamorrean. (Sorry Voort!)
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My list of 10+ Aliens anywhere you wouldn't want to have sex with

Shadow
H'Menthe
Hutt <ugh>
Vordan <Damn Dignoa's get in the way>
Pak'Ma'Ra
Speices 8472 (Depsite having 5 sexs)
Borg
Frengei
Kilngon
Nemodian
and last but least
a Gaim Queen
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