Make up your own conspiracy theory!

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-23 02:58pm

David wrote: conspiracy:

The monkeys are watching you.

NO NOT THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!! (runs off into woods screaming, small primate scratches head at fleeing human)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-07-24 01:23am

Mr. B wrote:
David wrote: conspiracy:

The monkeys are watching you.
NO NOT THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!! (runs off into woods screaming, small primate scratches head at fleeing human)

Only Charleston Heston and the NRA can save you.

"Get your Damn filthy paws of me you stinking apes!"-Heston

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2002-07-24 07:22pm

Monkeys? There are no monkeys! Look into the light.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-24 11:59pm

Theory: Beavis and Butthead did do America and the movie was actually a documentary.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2002-11-19 11:20pm

conspiracy number one: they put flourine in the drinking water to dumb down america.

2: Kids WB (Or WB's animation line-up) actually houses terrorist cartoon characters. Go to FF.net and read "Saturday Morning Sacrilege" and find out.

3: B and B are products of a conspiracy to undermine science.

4: NASA faked the moon landings...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-11-19 11:25pm

Why make up conspiracy theories when the ones already in existence are so much funnier?

http://www.geocities.com/vonchloride/

Gives libertarianism a bad name...

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-19 11:38pm

David wrote: Why must all the conspiracy's involve america?

There are no countries outside America. Foreign powers are a fabrication by a conspiracy whose goal is to instill xenophobic fear in the people.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-20 01:32am

A man, a rebel who goes against the law, is to take his father's place as bitch of the real rulers of a great empire. Just like in SW.

Wait. Bush, Florida, Bush Sr. That was our country. Noooooooo!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-11-20 09:30am

H.P. Lovecraft never became famous during his lifetime not because people weren't interested in his short stories, but because the US government is controlled by Azathoth-worshippers who want to suppress informations about the malign deity they bow to...