Monkeys on Voyager

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 11:50pm

neoolong wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Poke them with a sharp stick till their heads explode.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
But you lose the mafia style. It's all about the style.

I second the continuation of mafia-style Borg hits.

(Opens car trunk to a black Cadillac.)
(Bloody hand is sticking out of a bag.)

Ah, fongul! Eh...fugetaboutit, capice?

(Tucks away bloody hand into the bag.)

Now, over here, you can see my wide variety of ice picks, silenced pistols with stylish black leather gloves, baseball bats (as you are familiar with), crowbars, brass knuckles, fiber wire, black leather gloves, sawed-off shotguns, Tommy guns, molotov cocktails, and a box of cannolis for after the job.

(neoolong reaches for a silenced pistol.)

Hey! Stunad! Leave the gun, take the cannolis!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-15 12:21am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
neoolong wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Poke them with a sharp stick till their heads explode.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
But you lose the mafia style. It's all about the style.
I second the continuation of mafia-style Borg hits.

(Opens car trunk to a black Cadillac.)
(Bloody hand is sticking out of a bag.)

Ah, fongul! Eh...fugetaboutit, capice?

(Tucks away bloody hand into the bag.)

Now, over here, you can see my wide variety of ice picks, silenced pistols with stylish black leather gloves, baseball bats (as you are familiar with), crowbars, brass knuckles, fiber wire, black leather gloves, sawed-off shotguns, Tommy guns, molotov cocktails, and a box of cannolis for after the job.

(neoolong reaches for a silenced pistol.)

Hey! Stunad! Leave the gun, take the cannolis!

Mmmm. Cannolis.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-15 12:30am

neoolong wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
neoolong wrote: But you lose the mafia style. It's all about the style.
I second the continuation of mafia-style Borg hits.

(Opens car trunk to a black Cadillac.)
(Bloody hand is sticking out of a bag.)

Ah, fongul! Eh...fugetaboutit, capice?

(Tucks away bloody hand into the bag.)

Now, over here, you can see my wide variety of ice picks, silenced pistols with stylish black leather gloves, baseball bats (as you are familiar with), crowbars, brass knuckles, fiber wire, black leather gloves, sawed-off shotguns, Tommy guns, molotov cocktails, and a box of cannolis for after the job.

(neoolong reaches for a silenced pistol.)

Hey! Stunad! Leave the gun, take the cannolis!

Mmmm. Cannolis.

(CommandoJoe and neoolong sit in the black Cadillac eating cannolis.)
(CommandoJoe takes out a thermos with espresso in it, pours it into espresso cups, and puts flips the radio to Sinatra.)
(Imitates Sinatra in a big kid sort of way.)
Sock it to me, baby!
Hey! What's the matter wit' you?
(Shrugs.)
(Bites down into cannoli and sips espresso.)

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-15 12:40am

Well, I'm not a brother either, but I could probably drive them insane explaining why their nontheistic (as opposed to atheistic, they seem to actively oppose all forms of religion) communism is inferior to a more liberal, open-minded ambiguosly atheistic republic. Trust me, I've managed to win a debate saying communism was morally superior to capitalism, I can reverse it and win the other way. May have some logical fallacies, but as any good politican can tell you, the trick is to gloss over them so your opponent can't take advantage of them

.

Either that or smack them upside the head with my hardcover research Bible. Or use aikikai to dislocate various joints. I'll be able to do more after taking Tae Kwon Do next semester (woo-hoo! My third martial art).

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-11-15 12:41am

Instead of mafia style hit, try a hit like in BOONDOCK SAINTS in the hotel hanging from the ceiling by a rope.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-15 12:46am

See only through grand mafia style can we not only defeat the Borg, but pick up chicks along the way.

Mafia, it may not be the only way, but at least you'll pick up chicks.

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-11-15 01:03am

Ahh, I see cuz even if you happen to be a big tub of lard, If your chillin mafia style you still get chicks. Yes most intriguing. I get dibs on the first blue alien chick you find!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-15 01:23am

(Spongyblue gets into his car and closes the door.)
(A hitman pops up behind him in the backseat and strangles him with fiber wire.)
(He kicks the windshield out, in a struggle for his life.)

Agh! Ugf! GAH!!!

(The hitman stops briefly and whispers into his ear.)

CommandoJoe says hi. He said not to insult his intelligence...

(Resumes strangling spongyblue.)
(Godfather theme plays.)

j/k btw

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-11-15 01:30am

That was pretty rude, no disrepect ment. Espescially since that tecnique of assination wont work (steel esophagus) due to a terrible accident in 94 that involeved boiling hot chocolate and a hasty and foolish Spongyblue. Good thing the local Steel workers union#154 was having an anotomy class in that same building.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-15 01:36am

Which is why I just prefer beating a guy to death with a baseball bat. Then I know he's dead.

Oh, and of course even fat guys get girls. Haven't you seen The Sopranos?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-15 01:41am

neoolong wrote:Which is why I just prefer beathing a guy to death with a baseball bat. Then I know he's dead.
Oh, and of course even fat guys get girls. Haven't you seen The Sopranos?

Or my boyfriend? He's a lil round but he gets any boy he wants!

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-11-15 01:57am

I was agreeing with from the get go! And I'm assuming that only wooden bats will do, no aluminum or graphite?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-15 01:58am

spongyblue wrote:I was agreeing with from the get go! And I'm assuming that only wooden bats will do, no aluminum or graphite?

I prefer steel-reinforced wood... preferably with a very large spike at the end...

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-15 02:00am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
spongyblue wrote:I was agreeing with from the get go! And I'm assuming that only wooden bats will do, no aluminum or graphite?
I prefer steel-reinforced wood... preferably with a very large spike at the end...

Ah the greatest arguement of all. Wooden or aluminium for beatings.

Personally I prefer wood. More of a personal touch, plus its just feels nicer to be swinging a lump of hardwood, rather than a flimsy tube of not-steel.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-15 02:01am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
spongyblue wrote:I was agreeing with from the get go! And I'm assuming that only wooden bats will do, no aluminum or graphite?
I prefer steel-reinforced wood... preferably with a very large spike at the end...

Ah the greatest arguement of all. Wooden or aluminium for beatings.

Personally I prefer wood. More of a personal touch, plus its just feels nicer to be swinging a lump of hardwood, rather than a flimsy tube of not-steel.

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-11-15 02:03am

I agree. Aluminum has the tendency to vibrate, especially against the head of some techo-zombie thats about as scary as a used handkerchief. Vibrateing bats make my hands itch in a not so fun manner.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-15 02:19am

spongyblue wrote:I agree. Aluminum has the tendency to vibrate, especially against the head of some techo-zombie thats about as scary as a used handkerchief. Vibrateing bats make my hands itch in a not so fun manner.

Hey you gotta go with the classic wood. Or else, fugetaboutit.