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Crummy link:

http://www.heavenlyimages.com/

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I haven't read the site but it looks to me like someone is taking fundie money, what's wrong with that?
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Yes. That was a crummy link. Worth a giggle though, and a scathing comment from Necronlord. And on the subject of taking fundie money, I watched about ten minutes of the TBN telethon last night. HAH! It's on right NOW! Eyes......goggles......nothing. :cry:
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Now if they had this pic of Jesus, I would certainly buy one.

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Can we get a picture of Jesus giving the bird to Fred Phelps?
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Post by Raptor 597 »

Well, that was a whee bit disturbing, but funny nonetheless.
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[quote="King Cosmos"]Now if they had this pic of Jesus, I would certainly buy one.



heheh, you know there's a great quote by comedian Dana Gould (voice of Gex the video game lizard) that would work really well here.

"The guy's thirty years-old and he had one good day in his entire life? There had to be one day where Jesus was just walking around Judea singing, "Sittin' on the corner, watching as the Jews go byyyyy!!! Hey hey, Leper!"

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King Cosmos wrote:Now if they had this pic of Jesus, I would certainly buy one.

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Dude. Since when was Jesus white?
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neoolong wrote:
King Cosmos wrote:Now if they had this pic of Jesus, I would certainly buy one.

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Dude. Since when was Jesus white?
Since a bunch of white guys started believing he was the son of god.
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neoolong wrote:
King Cosmos wrote:Now if they had this pic of Jesus, I would certainly buy one.

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Dude. Since when was Jesus white?

Does it matter?
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I just thought it was kind of amusing.
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That was a strange pic.
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very strange....
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Hey Frank, everyone knows Huitzilopochtli is cooler than Tlaloc :D
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Where's Jesus's other hand in that picture?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Where's Jesus's other hand in that picture?
Hey, now we know why he's smiling. :twisted:
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