Harry Potter and THE BEAST

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-11-14 10:55am

http://cuttingedge.org/news/hpmain.html

LOL. This is worth viewing on the basis of the excellent illustration alone.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-14 10:59am

That is funny.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-14 11:12am

Yes, it is funny, until you realize how truly WARPED these people are!! I copied the summary, but the intro before the "review" was classic too.

Read (or at least skim) this crap.....

IN SUMMARY

The truth of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter can be easily seen in so many ways by some one who is familiar with the occult. In this book, we see standard occultic beliefs and practices and Illuminist beliefs. We see Drug Usage glorified, and creation of powerful drugs taught to these First-Year students.

We see standard Witchcraft philosophy and world view espoused, including the "morality" teaching that there is no Absolute Right or Wrong, that the "Ends Justify The Means". We see that the occult belief about Death and Reincarnation is taught.

But, most horribly, we see depictions of Satanism that are truly End of the Age. We see the symbol of Antichrist, the Unicorn. We see the evil Voldemort drinking the blood of the Unicorn. Not only is drinking of blood forbidden in Scripture, but Satanists do it consistently. Further, as we explain, this drinking of the blood of the unicorn delivers a very strong message as to how the people will relate ultimately to Antichrist.

Lastly, the achievement of Eternal Life -- drinking the Elixir of Life -- is firmly and directly tied to the number, '666'!

Truly, Harry Potter is Satanic to the core, so much so I cannot believe Christian ministries that falsely assured parents that Potter is all right for their children to read have actually ever read the book!

Truly, the Bible is so correct when it says: 'blah blah blah......'

WHAT?!?!?!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! HP IS GETTING LITTLE KIDS TO READ 400-PAGE-BOOKS!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT?!!!!!

Sorry. Had to vent about that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-14 02:49pm

And magic is real and all the little kids with little self control are reading HP and learning magic and casting spells. That's why there are so many reports of fireballs and flying and such. Oh wait, there isn't. Stupid git.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 02:54pm

They take this stuff WAY too seriously.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-14 03:12pm

Oh, it's the Schnoeblan guy, the ex-high priest of fifteen religions, former vampire, retired black magician, and opera singer.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-14 03:34pm

Of course Voldemort drinks unicron ! He's the frickin' bad guy!

Fundies think everything that doesn't shove Jesus down your throat is evil. And they use some of the most illogic arguments to prove it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-14 05:55pm

Yes. In their universe even the bad guy has to be good. Heck, if you look at the Bible then the bad guy should technically let people do what they want and the good guy should kill everyone. No wonder they're so fucked up.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-14 06:12pm

Cyril wrote:Oh, it's the Schnoeblan guy, the ex-high priest of fifteen religions, former vampire, retired black magician, and opera singer.

Bah. The same one who says that D&D teaches real magic. Guy's nuttier than a fruitcake and about twice as dense.

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-11-14 11:27pm

Speaking of D&D, Gary Gygax lives in my town, and I went to school with his son Alex. I went to Gary Gygax's chess club for awhile too.

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-11-14 11:29pm

I suppose I should also mention Troy Denning lives in my town too, but I've never seen him around. I only know it because the lady from the local bookstore knows it.

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-15 02:00am

"We see the evil Voldemort drinking the blood of the Unicorn. Not only is drinking of blood forbidden in Scripture, but Satanists do it consistently. "
hmmm, Satanists drink unicorn blood? I thought they missed the ark when the animals were boarding two by two. I want to be a satanist if they have unicorns!!
I do agree though that they are taking this book of imagination way too far. They are reading too far into it and might as well just burn their own eyes out because they can't censor everything.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-15 02:06am

As long as more kids and more people as a result read books, I'm happy.

I plan to take some time being a novelist in the future

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-15 02:25am

Ewo wrote:"We see the evil Voldemort drinking the blood of the Unicorn. Not only is drinking of blood forbidden in Scripture, but Satanists do it consistently. "
hmmm, Satanists drink unicorn blood? I thought they missed the ark when the animals were boarding two by two. I want to be a satanist if they have unicorns!!

I think you're taking it a wee bit too far. The second sentence says (removing the preposition?) "drinking of blood is forbidden in Scripture, but Satanists do it consistently." That doesn't necessarily have to be unicorn's blood, but any blood. (And if you were joking, I'm sorry, didn't see a

after it).

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 04:23am

FYI:

It is currently 4:21am here in MD, and I have just gotten home from seeing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (it started at 12:01am at a theatre about an hour from my house) and it was EXCELLENT! Made me laugh heaps. AND there was tons of stuff that these psycho-Christians will be able to complain about, which made it all the more enjoyable for me.

So, rah--go out and see it because it was wonderful!

*laughs to self* Watch this post somehow end up in the "movies people have recommended that SUCK" thread....

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-15 12:17pm

The Dark wrote:
Ewo wrote:"We see the evil Voldemort drinking the blood of the Unicorn. Not only is drinking of blood forbidden in Scripture, but Satanists do it consistently. "
hmmm, Satanists drink unicorn blood? I thought they missed the ark when the animals were boarding two by two. I want to be a satanist if they have unicorns!!
I think you're taking it a wee bit too far. The second sentence says (removing the preposition?) "drinking of blood is forbidden in Scripture, but Satanists do it consistently." That doesn't necessarily have to be unicorn's blood, but any blood. (And if you were joking, I'm sorry, didn't see a after it).

Sorry...

... I tend to be sarcastic or mocking a lot.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 12:19pm

Ewo wrote:Sorry... ... I tend to be sarcastic or mocking a lot.

Oh boy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 01:09pm

IG-88E wrote:
Ewo wrote:Sorry... ... I tend to be sarcastic or mocking a lot.
Oh boy.

Oh yes, Iggy, she's a lot of fun...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 01:31pm

Zaia wrote:Oh yes, Iggy, she's a lot of fun...

Ohboy ohboy ohboy........maybe you shouldn't have said that....

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 01:35pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh yes, Iggy, she's a lot of fun...
Ohboy ohboy ohboy........maybe you shouldn't have said that....

Oh yes, I should have.

I know all the fun your brain can have with that...

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-15 01:36pm

Of course I'm fun. I am friends with Zaia and Ando.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 01:39pm

Zaia wrote:Oh yes, I should have. I know all the fun your brain can have with that...

CRULTY!!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 01:44pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh yes, I should have. I know all the fun your brain can have with that...
CRULTY!!!!

That's what you get when 'I love you' and 'Imperial Star Destroyer' have to compete for a distant third place........

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-15 01:45pm

Back to Harry Potter and reference to that quote. They promote drug use just about as much as the bible supports drinking. Harry Potter is adorable and I am going to go see it tomorrow.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 01:47pm

Ewo wrote:Back to Harry Potter and reference to that quote. They promote drug use just about as much as the bible supports drinking. Harry Potter is adorable and I am going to go see it tomorrow.

Word, home skillet.

[na-na voice] I already saw it! It was awesome! Na-na-na-naa-na! [/voice]