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Here's an example of one such ad.

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Any other ones people have seen?
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Although I can't remember where they're from, I remember the Goons were riled up by a pair of McDonald's ads. One had the tagline "I'd hit it", while the other escapes my memory.
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They were probably thinking, "We're gonna sell LOTS of Atari shirts!" The same kind of thing as with most other really stupid ads.
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ahhh, the 80's. Those crazy pastel days... bad haircuts. skintight jeans. breakdancing.
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They were thinking that they weren't quite so jaded and cynical in the early 1980s as they are now. :P
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...what the fuck is that short shirt on the Eddie Griffin look-alike? Please tell me guys didn't wear those during the '80s.... :wtf:
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It's an exercise/athletics shirt. Aparently called a "shimmel".
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Elheru Aran wrote:...what the fuck is that short shirt on the Eddie Griffin look-alike? Please tell me guys didn't wear those during the '80s.... :wtf:
Heh. Yeah.

What losers. Really, who wears things like that?

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Col. Crackpot wrote:ahhh, the 80's. Those crazy pastel days... bad haircuts. skintight jeans. breakdancing.
Whats so bad about skintight jeans,i used to wear them,and we looked better than todays kid walking with the *OOPS i crapped myself pants* :P
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Skin tight jeans are very uncomfortable. Baggy jeans are better.
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Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:ahhh, the 80's. Those crazy pastel days... bad haircuts. skintight jeans. breakdancing.
Whats so bad about skintight jeans,i used to wear them,and we looked better than todays kid walking with the *OOPS i crapped myself pants* :P
Other than denim is the least comfortable material this side of chain mail to wear skintight?
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yeah, the only comfortable skin tight materials are leather and synthetics...
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