Hottest musicians

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 10:46pm

SirNitram wrote:Commence. Primary. Ignition.

You said it perfectly. *shiver*

MISSILE!

DO!

KEEEEEEN!!

*Joe dissapears in a massive explosion. As the smoke clears, only dust is left*

EDIT: BTW Aerius, that's a nice pic!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-14 11:02pm

Here meet this spell.

ENTROPY

damn my computer just went on the fritz.

Theres something wrong with have chaos powers....

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 11:20pm

LOL You just don't give up, eh? Speaking of which, I'm surprised you didn't ask me who it was that beat you to the punch and proposed before you swept me off to marry me... Shame I can't tell you now, since I'm off to see HP at 12:01am!! Yes, I am a dork and proud of it! Rah, dorkiness!

I don't care. This is all just for fun. I don't really mean any of it.

And what is HP?

Besides, you got one of your own earlier this evening--I know you didn't miss it because you responded. *shakes head* Boys, boys, boys....

WHAT? Someone married ME? ???

Wow, Ig, that was quite a retaliation since the kiss wasn't even intended for you... *raises eyebrows* What would you have done if it HAD been?

That's nothing compared to my....ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!

(Puts thumb over big shiny red button....and presses the little grey one next to it.)
(Side panel on porch slides open.)

"Work with me, people! Work with me!"

("Play That Funky Music White Boy" plays.)
(Robotic Richard Simmons starts shaking his booty.)

AAAHHH!!! It's out of control!

(Takes out sawed-off shotgun.)
(Loads it with one hand, like a tough guy....and it falls out of his grip.)

D'OH!

(Picks up shotgun and loads it with two hands this time.)
(Blasts it in the head.)
(Pellets go through its head, and the head reforms all liquid-like a la Terminator 2.)

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Runs inside and slams the door shut.)

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-14 11:22pm

Now you've done it.

*Hadokens the robo-Simmons straight to hell*

Do I always have to clean up after you people?

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-14 11:24pm

IG-88E wrote:Now you've done it.

*Hadokens the robo-Simmons straight to hell*

Do I always have to clean up after you people?

Yes, yes you do.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-15 12:08am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: [homersimpson]Uuuuuuhhhhh!!! Redhead![/homersimpson] Canadian? You lie! Quick, somebody yell "Draft!" so I'll have an excuse!

More Canadian goodness, how I forgot about our hottest singer I'll never know. Here's some Shania Twain pictures for your enjoyment. She now gets the pick as the hottest vocalist for me.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-15 12:11am

Gahh.......

That's the best one so far. I like all of those shots except the first one.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-15 12:34am

Thanks for the backup, Iggie, I wasn't watching the boards...

As for you, Joe the kiss-stealer...
I think I'll leave you for the "politically correct Jawas" to take care of

.

Aerius: Not bad, though I don't care for most of Shania's music. She is rather attractive compared to most musicians performing today.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-15 12:37am

(Peels off kiss from FACIAL cheek, cleans it, puts in back on Zaia's lips, peels it off, and slaps it on The Dark's lips, far better than he could have hoped for.)

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 04:12am

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:I don't care. This is all just for fun. I don't really mean any of it. And what is HP?

No KIDDING it's all in fun--but it's no fun for me if you bail out and don't play along every time I try to... Oh well.

HP=Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets), which was AWESOME!!!! Enjoy, those of you who are planning to go. It is tres fabuloso!!

2hrs, 47mins of magical mystery mayhem!

WHAT? Someone married ME? ???

No, I--nevermind.

If you missed it, that's your own fault.

And Richard Simmons scares me. *meep*

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-15 01:47pm

You know in the last 7 pages about 10 posts have actualy been on topic? Anyway Sarah McLauchlin is probably the hottest of the Canadian signers IMO just because those eyes of hers, it really is all in the eyes I think. Also Zaia if you're still around its all about the Corrs and Jim can stay since he's pretty good on the guitar.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 01:49pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:You know in the last 7 pages about 10 posts have actualy been on topic? Anyway Sarah McLauchlin is probably the hottest of the Canadian signers IMO just because those eyes of hers, it really is all in the eyes I think. Also Zaia if you're still around its all about the Corrs and Jim can stay since he's pretty good on the guitar.

LOL I know, we've been bad... Oh well.

Yay, I'm glad the guy won't be airbrushed out! And it's a plus that he's a good musician too.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-15 03:03pm

More Canadian goodness:

Talena Atfield

Fallon Bowman

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-15 03:16pm

Zaia wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:You know in the last 7 pages about 10 posts have actualy been on topic? Anyway Sarah McLauchlin is probably the hottest of the Canadian signers IMO just because those eyes of hers, it really is all in the eyes I think. Also Zaia if you're still around its all about the Corrs and Jim can stay since he's pretty good on the guitar.
Yay, I'm glad the guy won't be airbrushed out! And it's a plus that he's a good musician too.

Did someone say "Airbrush"?

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-15 03:22pm

aerius wrote:Did someone say "Airbrush"?

ROTF!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Meh. I'll get over it. *shrug*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 03:30pm

Now he looks like the guy from 'Hollow Man'

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-15 05:06pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:You know in the last 7 pages about 10 posts have actualy been on topic? Anyway Sarah McLauchlin is probably the hottest of the Canadian signers IMO just because those eyes of hers, it really is all in the eyes I think.

Are you sure it's just her eyes? Ah hell, this thread'll probably be goin' to the monkeys after this picture. I present Sarah McLachlan in a rather see-thru dress.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-15 05:10pm

Aerius, you're a monkey, so it shouldn't matter atall to you if it goes there.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-15 07:09pm

XaLEv wrote:More Canadian goodness:

Talena Atfield

Fallon Bowman

....nasty....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-15 07:11pm

Nelly Furtado...?

punkgothhippie · Post by **punkgothhippie** » 2002-11-15 07:52pm

okay i think i have to change my vote i am with comando joe on this one
although neil young is a sexy beast along with ...bum bum bum ELTON JOHN muahahaha ...or maybe the spice girls...but i do find the members of slip knot quite intriguing

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-15 07:54pm

*thwaps punkgothhippie* ELTON JOHN IS NOT HOT! However, I have a thing for a couple of the LinkinPark guys, ONE guy from 98 Degrees, and ONE guy from BBMak...

punkgothhippie · Post by **punkgothhippie** » 2002-11-15 08:02pm

I would have to agree with a couple of the guys from linkin park...and 98 degrees but they are sort of preppy so i don't really go for the whole pretty boy deal lol and i was just kidding about elton

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-15 08:04pm

punkgothhippie wrote:I would have to agree with a couple of the guys from linkin park...and 98 degrees but they are sort of preppy so i don't really go for the whole pretty boy deal lol and i was just kidding about elton

Oh, I don't really like pretty boys either, but they're hopt because they are the ones with the muscles. My preference. Personally, I like the ones with their own taste in clothing and style, but hey, gotta take what you can get when they come along and they're your type. *shrug*

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-15 08:37pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote: ....nasty....

What the fuck does that mean?