Movie/TV phrases that have entered your life

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-03-09 04:46pm

Nothing springs to mind, but once in my old office i played the famous cat game from Super Troopers with one of the students who i knew could take a joke. I managed 10 meows before i collapsed laughing.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2005-03-10 04:32am

Lots and lots and lots....

Here's a few:

"Damnation eternal!"-Dracula (1979)

"Yo're a daisy if ya do."-Tombstone

Whatever's fitting for the circumstances from Palpatine's soliloquy in ROTJ.

"Ahhhhrrrggghh"-Homer's drooling.

"Excellent"-Mr. Burns, hackneyed but still classic.

Practically the entire script from A Clockwork Orange.

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"-My Favorite Year

"Tastes like burning."-Ralph Wiggum

Dead_Ghost · Post by **Dead_Ghost** » 2005-03-10 08:02am

I have to add: "boooorriiiing", which came from, I think, The Simpsons. But I'm really not sure.

Also: "Anytime" from Predator. I even try to say it in the same tones as Bill Duke.

McC · Post by **McC** » 2005-03-10 08:56am

On re-watching Short Circuit last night, I realized that I say a lot of stuff from that, too. "Why wasn't I notified?" was a particular crackup when I first said it to my parents

Also, from Firefly, Mal's "Huh" after opening River's cryochamber.

Vicious · Post by **Vicious** » 2005-03-10 09:26am

"Yours is the superior."
Airplane just plain rocks

Tommy J · Post by **Tommy J** » 2005-03-10 09:31am

Several of the sayings in the original Airplane movie are great comic retorts.

"Surly you want to go to the movies tonight".....Of course I do, and stop calling me Shirley.

"Ever been to a Turkish prison Mikey.....Ever seen a grown man naked...."

"I guess I picked the wrong week to quit drinking coffee...I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...."

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2005-03-10 11:27am

Whenever I say damn, I say it like Stewie. I also yell BLAST quite a bit.

We're boned.----Bender

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-03-10 05:36pm

"It's dead, Jim."

Post by **Coyote** » 2005-03-10 05:53pm

Ren & Stimpy: "Mayyybe something bad.... mayyyybe something good..." from Space Madness whenever someone asks a "what if" question.

I use a lot of lines from TV and movies when appropriate... the Ren & Stimpy one is the only one I could think of right off the bat.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2005-03-10 08:15pm

no individual quotes.

starcraft, monty python, adult swim, etc

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2005-03-10 08:28pm

"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!" best line from Robocop.
"Now you will witness it's dismemberment!" Unicron (this line works especialy well when you work as a mechanic like I do and your takin apart stuff)

The pipe sound effect from Mario Bros.
The transformers sound effect.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2005-03-10 08:54pm

spongyblue wrote:"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!" best line from Robocop.

*Dead or alive you're coming with me*

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-03-10 09:09pm

No...best line in Robocop was

"Thank you" followed by Murphy's gun putting a couple new vents in Dick Jones.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2005-03-10 11:27pm

McC wrote:On re-watching Short Circuit last night, I realized that I say a lot of stuff from that, too. "Why wasn't I notified?" was a particular crackup when I first said it to my parents

Also, from Firefly, Mal's "Huh" after opening River's cryochamber.

"Mister, you are not knowing your fluids. This is battery fluid. He is bleeding to death!"

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2005-03-10 11:38pm

I'm kind of surprised that no HABs quoted anything from Full metal Jacket.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2005-03-10 11:49pm

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

I use that for a few times whenever I get a new supervisor at work.
Good way to see if they have a sense of humor.

"A who in the what now?" - Simpsons

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2005-03-10 11:51pm

Montcalm wrote:I'm kind of surprised that no HABs quoted anything from Full metal Jacket.

I had forgotten about that one!!

"Get your lazy ass off of my obstacle, private!"

"Do you suck dick private?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

"Private Joker, why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why are you not stomping his guts out?!"

"I wanna put my tube steak in your sister. What'll you take for it?"
"Whatcha got?"

And of course, the immortal:

"Me so horny. Me love you long time."

And:

"I've only got five dollars."
"Five dollar okay."
"What will five dollars get me?"
"Everything."

Sharpshooter · Post by **Sharpshooter** » 2005-03-11 01:11am

"So be it, (insert semi-mocking adjective)" ~ Return of the Jedi, good for confirming decisions and such made by others.

"You flaming idiot(s)!" ~ Dynasty Warriors III, obviously for acts of stupidity.

"Crap, crap, crap! ~ Lupin the Third, when things are generally screwing up.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2005-03-11 01:34am

My ranking of the best FMJ exchanges:
1. "How can you shoot women and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead them as much!"

2. "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Sir, yes sir!"
"I bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

I'd have to say, though, the line I've used most from that movie is "Here you are all equally worthless!"

And, on the subject of weird Vietnam movies, who can forget paraphrasing Robert Duvall's speech in Apocalypse Now? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory."

I also use "Terminate with extreme prejudice." from time to time.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2005-03-11 09:36am

Artoo's: Hmmm, mmmm. From TESB.

My sister does it all the time.

Mr. T · Post by **Mr. T** » 2005-03-12 05:55pm

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"-Chappelle Show. Works in so many situations surprisingly, well not really, but I still try to incorporate it in to conversations anyway.

McC · Post by **McC** » 2005-03-12 09:11pm

Mr. T wrote:"I'm Rick James, bitch!"-Chappelle Show. Works in so many situations surprisingly, well not really, but I still try to incorporate it in to conversations anyway.

This is quite possibly the most irritating thing people have ever quoted. Read this.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2005-03-12 09:14pm

A suprising amount of Wayne's World, but most particularly "She's a babe! Schwing!", "It/She will be mine, oh yes... it/she will be mine." and "Excuse me... I'd like to get by now..."

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2005-03-12 09:24pm

I (and my family members) say "problem solvered" when we sort something out.

Yes, we do think it's quite pathetic that we have a much-used catchphrase that we've taken straight out of a paint ad, but what are you going to do about it?

*glares defiantly*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-03-12 09:29pm

Sometimes when I'm bitching about people that are bugging me, I like to quote a line from Thulsa'Dum in Conan the Barbarian: "They should all drown in lakes of blood."