How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
in bed, with a good drink and a bad woman.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
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Something involving firearms/explosives, as long as time to die < 5 minutes.'
Various torture methods under the Inquisition (like flayed alive).
Lots of things
Jedi, or a high ranking politician.
Various torture methods under the Inquisition (like flayed alive).
Lots of things
Jedi, or a high ranking politician.
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1. In my sleep, peaceful, nothing big. Just go to sleep and not wake up.
2. Drowning, asphyxiation, being burned alive.
3. So I know when I'll die. Just means I won't be as cautious since I know I won't die from what I'm doing.
4. Q(And he was the main character in I, Q so it's allowed). Failing that, Admiral DuGalle, so that I won't have to rant about that man's insufferable incompetence.
2. Drowning, asphyxiation, being burned alive.
3. So I know when I'll die. Just means I won't be as cautious since I know I won't die from what I'm doing.
4. Q(And he was the main character in I, Q so it's allowed). Failing that, Admiral DuGalle, so that I won't have to rant about that man's insufferable incompetence.
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1) Bullet between the eyes by the agents of a totalitarian government. Provided, of course, that that death is not preceded by torture.
2) Death by thirst.
3) See above.
4) Earendil. I get to save the world and kick the ass of an extremely powerful dragon in a sailing ship that mysteriously gains the ability to fly, and then adventure through the stars forever. Wheee!
2) Death by thirst.
3) See above.
4) Earendil. I get to save the world and kick the ass of an extremely powerful dragon in a sailing ship that mysteriously gains the ability to fly, and then adventure through the stars forever. Wheee!
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Well as long as it's quick (so I don't have to suffer the pain for long), I don't mind the dramatics. Like having a car accident when running on 240 mph in a (hopefully mine) Ferrarri or being died at some memorable historical events like nuclear war.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Of course, I wouldn't mind being killed out of orgasm. Like Atilla, y'know?
If I'm dead out of orgasm of course I won't expect any friends around. Except if they pay for the show!Locutus_8472 wrote:Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
Anything involves burning, drowning, acid dissolving, or Gungan analing.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Yes there is. That is, knowing the exact moment of your death seconds before it happens while you're thrusting and still a lo-o-o-ong way from squirting.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Lobo. nuff said!Locutus_8472 wrote:Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Saving the world from a terrible fate.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
I'd be alone, but people would be watching on a sat. link.Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
Eaten alive.Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Oh yeah, cause if you know when you're gonna die, you won't be afraid of anything else.Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
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If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Q1:Napalm bomb going off in an lightless elevator full of people i dont know! WEEEEE!!!!!
What way would you least like to die?
Q2: Being forced into an orgy with 600 pound women and having a heart attack.
Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Q3:Knowing i forgot to beat a game i owned.
If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
Q4: Snake from Metal Gear Solid but id have the Ninja Suit on! Why? Come on im a Cyber-Ninja with a Katana that can become invisible and mow people down! Bwha ha ha
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Q1:Napalm bomb going off in an lightless elevator full of people i dont know! WEEEEE!!!!!
What way would you least like to die?
Q2: Being forced into an orgy with 600 pound women and having a heart attack.
Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Q3:Knowing i forgot to beat a game i owned.
If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
Q4: Snake from Metal Gear Solid but id have the Ninja Suit on! Why? Come on im a Cyber-Ninja with a Katana that can become invisible and mow people down! Bwha ha ha
DIE DIE DIE :Goes back to therapist:
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If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Spending time with loved ones and friends, out on a beautiful day surrounded by nature. My demise being preceded by gradual tiredness and falling asleep.
Edit: Preferably falling asleep in the arms of the woman I love...
What way would you least like to die?
Painfully and unhappy.
Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Tons of stuff. Knowing I'm about to die doesn't bother me all that much. How, why and where on the other hand I would be more concerned about.
If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
Q, since virtual omnipotence is quite appealing.
Spending time with loved ones and friends, out on a beautiful day surrounded by nature. My demise being preceded by gradual tiredness and falling asleep.
Edit: Preferably falling asleep in the arms of the woman I love...
What way would you least like to die?
Painfully and unhappy.
Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Tons of stuff. Knowing I'm about to die doesn't bother me all that much. How, why and where on the other hand I would be more concerned about.
If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
Q, since virtual omnipotence is quite appealing.
1. Doing something grand, that will be immortalized in a popular movie that enters popular culture and is a must-see for everyone throughout the next hundred years. Failing that - in my bed, quietly.
2. In horrible pain or with the realization that I failed miserably at life (eg. unhappily)
3. When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. After panicking, I'd say goodbye to everyone I know and wait for the inevitable.
4. The God Emperor Of Man, before the Horus Heresy
2. In horrible pain or with the realization that I failed miserably at life (eg. unhappily)
3. When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. After panicking, I'd say goodbye to everyone I know and wait for the inevitable.
4. The God Emperor Of Man, before the Horus Heresy
Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Die instantaneously and painlessly while driving a ferrari over a cliff and recieving a blow job from a supermodel.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
Fatal Familial Insomnia.Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Fatal Familial Insomnia.Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Probably Gurgeh, or some other Culture character. Or maybe Morpheus, from Sandman. Power, security, and at least a chance at happiness.Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Excellent choice. I may have to change my vote...Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Lobo. nuff said!
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In mah sleep or somehow manage a blaze of glory. Preferably alone. No need to make others suffer.
Slowly melted to death in a huge vat of 50% liquid caustic. would be the least preferred way to die.
Too many things it would be great to come back as to really say. Probably someone unkillable and immortal though, to avoid the situation i had been in during my past life
Slowly melted to death in a huge vat of 50% liquid caustic. would be the least preferred way to die.
Too many things it would be great to come back as to really say. Probably someone unkillable and immortal though, to avoid the situation i had been in during my past life
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Preferably with a sabot round to the chest, swiftly transforming my body into a red mist and many smaller parts.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Wouldn't really want others to witness it for the sake of their appetites, but then I'd be deceased so it matters not.Locutus_8472 wrote:Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
Some wasting disease or of really old age (parts of the body or mind slowly failing).Locutus_8472 wrote:Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Sure -- not knowing what happens after death.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Wouldn't mind being Cid in Final Fantasy II (the one with the airship).Locutus_8472 wrote:Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
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1. During my sleep.
2. Anything related with physical and/or psychological torture, like being burned alive. Except drowning. Experience that before, and it was surprisingly calm. Go figure.
3. Knowing that I would be causing my own death. That would be extremely frustrating.
4. I'm sort of at a draw here. Either as the pilot Alpha 1 from FreeSpace 2, or the main character in Baldur's Gate.
2. Anything related with physical and/or psychological torture, like being burned alive. Except drowning. Experience that before, and it was surprisingly calm. Go figure.
3. Knowing that I would be causing my own death. That would be extremely frustrating.
4. I'm sort of at a draw here. Either as the pilot Alpha 1 from FreeSpace 2, or the main character in Baldur's Gate.
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
q1: during sex or right after sex? lol Just quick and painless so I actually never knew it was happening.
q2: knowing it was happening, like drowning or choking, something like that, or even being murdered.
q3: yes and no. If you know then you at least know how long you have to do the things you want so you could actually have no regrets. But it would sort of freak me out just like thinking oh I've got four years, ten months, five days, seven hours, fifteen minutes and twenty three more seconds to live.
q4: there was a young jedi I think her name was Siri who had a thing with Obi-Wan although nothing happened. I'd want to be her and dammit make something happen. lol. honestly I think Callisto from Xena would be fun.
q2: knowing it was happening, like drowning or choking, something like that, or even being murdered.
q3: yes and no. If you know then you at least know how long you have to do the things you want so you could actually have no regrets. But it would sort of freak me out just like thinking oh I've got four years, ten months, five days, seven hours, fifteen minutes and twenty three more seconds to live.
q4: there was a young jedi I think her name was Siri who had a thing with Obi-Wan although nothing happened. I'd want to be her and dammit make something happen. lol. honestly I think Callisto from Xena would be fun.
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Hmm... I think the best way to die would be standing infront of the white house, middle finger raised, doused in gasoline, and a thermite charge stuck in my hat. I'd probably never notice the fact that a chunk of aluminium oxide boiled my brain in under a second as the rest of my body goes up in flames.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age) Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
I'm going to agree with Rye. I don't want no rats dying in my intestinal fortitude.Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Yes or no. For me, yes. I already worry about other shit. Deadlines aren't going to fucking worry me until the day before.Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Durandal, from Marathon. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard.Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
Oh, wait, you said hero. The Doom Marine, then.
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*puzzles a few moments* might as well be the same as the way I’d least like to die…strangulation. Genuine reasoning is that…one has to get over a fear at some point…what better way to get over it than to actively choose it…Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
No I wouldn’t be alone, because *coughs, and grins* It’d be one of my friends carrying out the sentence. Where is more difficult though…Possibly a nice shadowy wood in fall, might as well enjoy the last things one sees and smells…
Oh that’s easy as pie to know…strangulation…*looks behind, and satisfied returns to typing*Q2: What way would you least like to die?
Knowing the exact moments of deaths(in the future) Of all the ones I’ve loved, will love, shall love, and continue to love. meeting him once is bad enough.Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
*puzzles* Anyone that I want eh? Well…uhm…*mind blank* It would depend on who was available at the time…and…well… what sort of mood I was in…Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
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Blowing a load on a hot chicks chest on a beach with a huge crowd of cheering spectators.Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age) Would you be alone? Would your friends be there? Where (location) would it be?
Having a lion blow his load on my chest in front of a crowd of bloodthirsty Romans.Q2: What way would you least like to die?
There is plenty worse. I'd rather know the exact moment so it could be on my terms than be unsure.Q3:Is there anything worse then knowing the exact moment of your death before it happened?
Larry Lovage from Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. God bless that horny little dweeb.Q4: If you could be reincarnated as any Sci-Fi/Fantasy or videogame hero who would it be and why?
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Re: How would you like to die? (Warning: Morbid)
Can I change my vote? I want to die at the mankind's last stand, in a huge futile pitched battle defending Earth from the opressive might of alien invaders.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q1:If you had to choose the manner of your death, to pass in one hour, what would it be? (No old age)
Being captured alive by the Principality of Zion from Fanboy, Shep & Falkenhurst's fanfic, judging by what they did to poor Chief O'Brien in aforementioned fanfic. even the Dark Eldar have nothing on their-erm-biotech torture devices.Locutus_8472 wrote:Q2: What way would you least like to die?
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Quick, and hopefully in a way that will leave me remembered in a good way. Alternatively alone and in a way that will leave me completely forgotten.
Anything slow and painful, fatal insomnia sounds like a good candidate... *shiver*
Plenty worse than knowing the exact moment of death, especially if that moment is a significant time away.
I would like to be reincarnated as hmm, not sure. If Nemesis had never happened I'd say Data, but the whole dyin thing puts a monkey wrench in the immortality plan...
Anything slow and painful, fatal insomnia sounds like a good candidate... *shiver*
Plenty worse than knowing the exact moment of death, especially if that moment is a significant time away.
I would like to be reincarnated as hmm, not sure. If Nemesis had never happened I'd say Data, but the whole dyin thing puts a monkey wrench in the immortality plan...
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