Idiot wars, round 1.

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Who wins?

DarkStar
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Fundie moron
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Arm-in-ass
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Idiot wars, round 1.

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Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

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As much as anyone would hat eto admit it, Darkstar, simply because the Fundie's head would explode by the lengthy arguments made.
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Anyone can beat DarkStar and must even if a fundie........it the lesser of the evils
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Anyone could beat Arm-in-the-ass....
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: DarkStar must lose.....DarkStar must lose TOWNMNBS Must Die Slowly
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Dark Star. Fundies collapse quite quickly under pressure. Arm-in-ass can't debate. The Wall of Ignorance&#8482; wins again.
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Arm-in-ass would turn it violent promptly and all would be obliterated when he breaches Darkstars anti logic containment vessel by smashing his skull with a baseball bat. That assumes face to face of course.

An Internet debate would result in a Darkstar "victory"
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--If anyone can win it would be Darkstar since his wall of ignorance is at least an order of magnitude more powerful than all the fundie tricks combined. However, if you ask me I think through their idiocy they would all decide that there was never a disagreement to begin with (after several books worth of exchanges of course).
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Yeah, what he said.

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I'd say DarkStar. He has the strongest wall of ignorance, and his long-winded arguments would cause the other 2 to lose both their brain cells.
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What about JK. he ignores pots, labels everyone a commie and a hate-monger, and claims that muslim terrorists are atheists. :shock:

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We haven't had him here, though.

And that is not an invitation, impulsive one.
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IG-88E wrote:We haven't had him here, though.

And that is not an invitation, impulsive one.
If we let him in, even my powers of FLAME would not be sufficient to stop him. He is truly scary. :shock:

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Let them argue in a really deep hole where none of us have to listen to them.
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Re: Idiot wars, round 1.

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fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
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Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
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Next of Kin wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
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Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
Nah, that's insulting to Dante. Maybe a Sartre-like thing would be better...three people in one room!
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*bump*

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Next of Kin wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
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Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
That's crueler than anything Dante dreamed that's for sure.
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I would have to say that arm-in-ass would win. Based on the fact that They would kill the other two, but soon after realizing they caused the other two's death that person would kill himself :twisted:
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Stormbringer wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Suppose three trols get into a debate.

dorkStar says that atheis rulez and all of society must be modelled after Star Trek.

A fundie moron (JK, perhaps?) argues that ST comes from the devil and must be stopped.

Arm-in-ass says that Christianity is a Jewish religion, and is inferior.

Who wins the debate?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
That's crueler than anything Dante dreamed that's for sure.
Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
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verilon wrote:Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
Hehe.NO EXITfor these bastards. :twisted:
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could we please get back to debating who will win now. Thank you very much.

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IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote:Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
Hehe.NO EXITfor these bastards. :twisted:
EXACTLY!!! In fact, my banner on my cell phone says "No Exit." :twisted: Sometimes I wonder whether I am more evil than I think I am....
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verilon wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Next of Kin wrote: Wow, a whole bunch of people that drain the earth of its precious oxygen all in the same room!?! This scenario has to be straight out of Dante's Inferno...
That's crueler than anything Dante dreamed that's for sure.
Hence, my Sartre suggestion. ;) :P
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