Stupid/Scary fundie quotes

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

What are the dumbest/scariest/most bigoted things you've heard a fundamentalist of any faith say?

I'm sure if you spend a few mintes on some bigotry factory like http://www.tencommandments.org, you'll find a lot.

Edit: I fixed the link. I used the IMAGE code! Stupid me...

[haas mark]

What isn't?

[ArmorPierce]

What evil little whores

[fgalkin]

see my sig.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[Colonel Olrik]

i think your missing the point, mutations are the mechanism along with NS that drive evolution, and they have been shown in test after test to produce nothing not a Thing!

how do you expect people to believe in evolution when the mechanism doesnt work, the transitionals dont exist, animals in the fossil record remain unchanged, animals appear suddenly from nowhere, and designs in nature are to complex to evolve gradually!

years ago your arguments might have fooled many, but with the scientific tests done and the increased technology i.e the findings of complex motors etc.. you argument now is meaningless.

its not about facts, its about belief you believe in evolution in Spite of the overwhelming evidence against it. Thats your choice, but you claim it is science and fact IT IS NOT! it has failed in all the scientific mutation tests done

scientists cannot create life they cannot produce evolution by speeding up mutations rates they cannot provide transitionals.

This one left me speechless, for it's sheer arrogance and stupidity. How could I reply sensibly, how could I subdue the emerging flames? Sometimes, the strain is just to much.

[Howedar]

fgalkin, you really need to shrink your signature.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

i think your missing the point, mutations are the mechanism along with NS that drive evolution, and they have been shown in test after test to produce nothing not a Thing!

how do you expect people to believe in evolution when the mechanism doesnt work, the transitionals dont exist, animals in the fossil record remain unchanged, animals appear suddenly from nowhere, and designs in nature are to complex to evolve gradually!

years ago your arguments might have fooled many, but with the scientific tests done and the increased technology i.e the findings of complex motors etc.. you argument now is meaningless.

its not about facts, its about belief you believe in evolution in Spite of the overwhelming evidence against it. Thats your choice, but you claim it is science and fact IT IS NOT! it has failed in all the scientific mutation tests done

scientists cannot create life they cannot produce evolution by speeding up mutations rates they cannot provide transitionals.

This one left me speechless, for it's sheer arrogance and stupidity. How could I reply sensibly, how could I subdue the emerging flames? Sometimes, the strain is just to much.

His second paragraph is a bunch of lies. Transistionla fossils have been found, and the fossil record does change. The third one is one big lie. Not ot mention the fourth paragraph, and the fifth, in which he says something which scientists have done (create primitive life under laboratory conditions) is impossbile.

Yes, all fundie quotes are dumb, but what are the dumbest?

[Wicked Pilot]

Read all the bullshit said by Jesse Helms. If what he says doen't scare you enough, simply remember that he was elected by the majority in his state.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

He are just some of the bigoted, self-centered, almost disturbing quotes made on that Ten Commandments site. (WARNING: The following quotes will hurt the brain. Look at your own risk)

Thus we see that God requires for homosexuality just as he requires for . This tells us that homosexuality is at least equal to the heinousness of . All homosexuals should be regarded by every society to be just as much criminals as are cold-blooded ers.

Although homosexuality is at least as heinous as the crime of , it can be and is often more heinous than . When a person commits the crime of , he may not but one person and may never commit the crime again. Or even if he 10 or a 100 people, at some point his stop. But homosexuals often remain such their entire lives and they may commit the act hundreds of time.

A false conclusion that God is unjust for His actions is what began the birth process of atheism. It is very important to keep that fact in mind.

Democracy could be established to give all these the right of existence. Hence the birth of demonic democracy.

His love is demonstrated in that He has decreed certain angels to remain in their created state of purity and certain members of the human race (His Elect) to be saved from their fall and to spend eternity in heaven.

("Certain Members" being the key words)

I am also being encouraged to be an atheist by my atheistic friends, atheistic sites on the internet, the stuff on TV, the movie industry, the music industry, the books I read, college groups and political special interest groups. All these teach me against all religions, particularly against the Christian religion.

Alas, this is a most sad example of what atheism and non belief in God is doing to america's youth. Any kid that has the same or similar attitude of the one described by this 13 year old ought to be put to immediately by the government.

As you know, atheists and other non believers claim women are equal to men. However, when we turn to the Bible, we find that the Creator of all mankind says females are the weaker gender. Heathen reasoning erroneously concludes that the principle of inequality of women is injustice to women. However it is not injustice, but great wisdom.

Hi everyone. I am 7 years of age. I want to let you knoe what and atheist ears. And atheist iis a person who uses his brain the wrung way.. Atheist don't know trutht. no one can no truth if theu rejek it. atheists are fools. They say it is no GOD. i afraid of atheists. if my parents wood have been atheists, they probably wood have killed me when eye i was in my mama woomb. Atheist kill sic olld people. atheists are . atheist put a lot bad thing on the computer. atheists are dangerous. ppeople

Johnny is 11. He is being taught the principles of the american constitution and its amendments by his atheistic parents. Recent lessons given him has focused on the first amendment.

The other day, Johnny's school teacher gave him some math problems for homework. When his teacher checked his homework the next day, she was astonished that Johnny gave everyone of the problems incorrect answers.

His teacher therefore called him to her desk and asked him had he forgotten how to solve such problems. But Johnny said to his teacher, "None of my answers are incorrect." His teacher asked him why did he say such, and he said, "Because the answers are the ones I believe them to be, and I have a constitutional right to my opinion. You have the opinion that the answers should be such and such, but I say differently. You cannot say my answers are wrong. I have the right to my opinion and you have the right to yours. If you are dogmatic that my answers should be the same as yours, that makes you self-righteous and a biggot. If you say my answers are wrong, you are judging me. Judge not lest you be judged. I deserve an 'A' like everyone else."

The riddle is this: Who is right, Johnny or his teacher? Is there an atheist who can solve this riddle?

GOD IS NOT A ER

CASE: "A robber set fire to a 71-year-old woman in southeast Washington who refused to give money, causing a blaze that gutted three homes and left 14 people homeless, police said Tuesday. The suspect, described as a woman in her later 20s, doused the elderly woman with a flammable liquid on Saturday night in an upstairs bedroom and ignited it. The fire spread to the two adjoining houses. The victim was listed in serious condition in a Washington hospital, being treated for severe burns. The Washington Post said the fire left at least nine s and five children homeless. The robber took $30, it said. The police gave a detailed description of the suspect but declined to release her name or the victim's name." InfoBeat News 12/24/97

VERDICT: The robber should be doused with a flammable liquid and set fire. If she has any property, it should also be burned. If her victim dies, she should also be put to . No mercy should be shown to her.

CASE: A son or daughter either curses or strikes his father or his mother.

VERDICT: The son or daughter should be put to . (Leviticus 20:9).

That's just the tip of the idiocy iceberg. They say far dumber stuff. If there are missing words, don't ask why. It's my goddamned internet filter.

[Alyeska]

Oh, this is just gold.

There’s no greater argument for the existence of God than the truth of His existence.

So according to them, the greatest proof that god exists, is the fact that god exists. Ok.

Since it is impossible to prove the existence of God beyond the fact itself and beyond the overwhelming evidence in all of God’s creation

So its impossible to prove that god exists because of the overwhelming existance that god exists?

These people think 2+2=19

[Alyeska]

Guess Who The Computer Hackers Are


Guess who the malicious computer hackers or crackers are who break into government and two out of three company computers - who produce computer viruses and Trojans, denial of service attacks against Internet Service Providers and who send hate mail, spam and E-mail bombs. You got it! Its mostly atheists.

Malicious atheist hackers costs the america's citizens billions of dollars in taxes for computer security. It is said that american companies spent almost $6.3 billion on computer security in 1997 and the market is expected to grow to 13 billion by 2000. In September 1998, atheistic hackers struck their own atheistic ally, the New York Times.

Who do atheists have to protect their own computers from? Guess who! When it comes to computer crimes, its never difficult to identify the people who commit them. ATHEISTS and other non believers!

[Alyeska]

This just gets better and better...

ATHEISTS PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF GOD BY THEIR OWN LABEL
GOOD MORNING CLASS: Today I would like to direct your attention to a principle we have labeled: "PROVING THE EXISTENCE OF GOD BY TRYING TO DISPROVE IT.

In everything atheists do in their denial of GOD, they nevertheless prove His existence. For example: Pick up your dictionaries and look up the meaning of the word "infidelity." We all know what this word means when we apply it to marriage. It means to be disloyal in heart and deed by turning from your legally married partner to commit the death worthy act of adultery with another.

The concept of "infidelity" always presupposes the EXISTENCE of a spouse the unfaithful one has legal marital obligations to. There can be no such thing as "infidelity" when the spouse doesn't exist. Therefore the unfaithful one proves the existence of his spouse simply by his infidelity to his marital obligations.

In relation to the above facts, it should be clear how atheists prove the existence of God. Many of them label themselves as "INFIDELS." But their blindness prevent them from realizing how appropriate a label they have given themselves and how it really effectively establishes what they have set out to disprove.

To be an "infidel" proves the existence of God. The word has no real meaning if God doesn't exist. The absence of God destroys the concept of being an infidel. The word should not be rationalized to be a misnomer. The only reason the concept exists is because God exists. Just as a man hates his spouse and turns his affections to another woman and commits the act of adultery with her, so atheists turn from their rightful Creator and turn their affections to satan, the world and their flesh. And just as the unfaithful husband denies to his adulteress that he is married and swares he does not have a wife, so too, atheists in their infidelity to God deny His existence and their ever binding legal responsibilities to Him.

All mankind originally became infidels in the first man Adam when they fell from their created state of purity in which God originally created them. Once they are born into the world, they continue the process of infidelity throughout their own lives unless they are fortunate to come to their senses and turn back to God - their first love.

The principle and concept of the word infidel is found throughout the Holy Bible. The word can also be found in 2 Corinthians 6:15 and 1 Timothy 5:8. Please take the time to check out the Greek word and how the Holy Spirit employs its meaning.

CLASS DISMISSED

[Alyeska]

Oh joy...

1/27/99


BOAST OF A 13 YEAR OLD ATHEIST

Hi, I am a 13 year old atheist. The reason I am an atheist is because I'm being taught to be one by my atheistic parents, public school and the atheistic american constitution.

I am also being encouraged to be an atheist by my atheistic friends, atheistic sites on the internet, the stuff on TV, the movie industry, the music industry, the books I read, college groups and political special interest groups. All these teach me against all religions, particularly against the Christian religion.

Adult atheists will not admit it, but this is why I am such a diabolical kid. Atheism, which is really true satanism, prompts me to cause trouble. I cause a lot of trouble for my parents, and they are afraid of me. I deliberately make school hell. I like taunting and beating up on weak kids and Christian kids. I like giving the teachers and principal a hard time. They also are afraid of me. I like to make a name for myself among my friends so I do things deliberately to get in trouble with the law. I dare even law enforcement to apprehend me. Hey, atheists have fixed the laws of american in such a way that I am not afraid to do anything wrong. I can do anything and nothing will happen to me.

I can commit a crime right now, and I will be protected by the law. My name will not be released to the media. It doesn't matter how heinous the crime I commit, nothing will happen to me. Atheists will come to my aide. I can murder and get away with it. Or I can choose a particular state in which to murder as many people as I want and get away with it. When I go to court I laugh at the court proceedings, the judge, the jurors and the victims' relatives and friends because nothing is going to happen to me. Don't you know who coined the words "No Fear"? It was an atheist! I'm not afraid because atheists have fixed it where I am safe from proper punishment.

Haven't you heard the words "cruel and unusual punishment" in the American constitution? He, he, he. I can be as cruel to others as I want, but the criminal justice system is afraid to match the degree of my cruelty in punishing me lest it be called cruel itself. He, he, he! So I'm not afraid.

And haven't you heard about the deep-pocketed atheistic anti death penalty special interest groups or the pope and etc... who will come to my aide. Even if I am given a measly life sentence, he, he, that means nothing. A gullible pardon and parole board will let me out of prison in 5 years to commit even more heinous crimes. And even while I'm in prison, I can murder, rape and move drugs while sleeping the whole time on a bed of roses with prison guards as my servants. The constitution and the laws atheists have made in pursuance to it will be with me protecting me.

Let me tell you man, this is why I am an atheist. Atheism is insurance when you do wrong. I admit that atheism is criminal, but it is also cool man!

He, he, he, he, he!


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Note from Robert T. Lee:

Alas, this is a most sad example of what atheism and non belief in God is doing to america's youth. Any kid that has the same or similar attitude of the one described by this 13 year old ought to be put to death immediately by the government.

Robert is a fucking liar and he knows it. That entire "Boast" from an atheist is nothing more then a sarcastic letter clearly written by Robert himself.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

These bigots rely on a lot of logical fallacies. They pull every one out of the book. False cause, strrawman, putting the cart before the horse, outright lies, leaps in logic, the list goes on. And, it's futile to debate them. They'll just dismiss you as spawn of Satan, put their heads up thier asses, and delete the message.

I still like the "God is not a merderer" headline.

[Raptor 597]

I've heard many here are some offhand:
"Oh, our Guardian Angels finishes our prays."
"Thems bones ain't that old."
"Maybe in God's time 7 days was 19 billion years."
"Dinosaurs were the dragons in dragon tales."