My Wild Conspiracy Theory

Alexus · Post by **Alexus** » 2005-03-30 11:27am

Qui-Gon-Jinn is Sifo Dyas.

- They are never seen at the same time.
- Wouldn't it be cool?
- Wouldn't it make no sense at all?

Are there any pictures of Sifo Dyas?

I think I've got a firm case here.

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2005-03-30 11:37am

This has already been refuted by LoE. Sifo-Dyas was indeed a Jedi Master.

Alexus · Post by **Alexus** » 2005-03-30 11:38am

Awww.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-03-30 11:39am

Uh. No.

For the simple reason that we see Qui-gon die, and cremated, in TPM. Sifo-Dyas is active for at least up to ten years afterwards.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2005-03-30 11:41am

Elheru Aran wrote:Uh. No.

For the simple reason that we see Qui-gon die, and cremated, in TPM. Sifo-Dyas is active for at least up to ten years afterwards.

Seriously, what the fuck?

No Jedi master Sifo Dyas was killed almost ten years ago. About th same time as TPM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Does LoE mention wether Dyas actually ordered the army or wether tyranus killed him and ordered it saying he was Dyas?

McC · Post by **McC** » 2005-03-30 11:42am

Elheru Aran wrote:Uh. No.

For the simple reason that we see Qui-gon die, and cremated, in TPM. Sifo-Dyas is active for at least up to ten years afterwards.

Seriously, what the fuck?

Wait, what? That's not true. Obi-Wan states in AOTC that "Master Sifo-Dyas was killed almost 10 years ago" when speaking to Lama Su. The time of his death closely coincides with Palpatine's rise to the position of Chancellor, which happens in TPM. Sifo-Dyas, therefore, did die around the same time as QGJ.

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-03-30 11:44am

Yes, but Obi-Wan would have called Sifo-Dias Qui-Gon Jinn, then. If it was Qui-Gon Jinn and it isn´t.

McC · Post by **McC** » 2005-03-30 11:51am

VT-16 wrote:Yes, but Obi-Wan would have called Sifo-Dias Qui-Gon Jinn, then. If it was Qui-Gon Jinn and it isn´t.

Yeah, I wasn't arguing in favor of the wild idea, just stating that Elheru's timeframe was wrong.

I think it more or less makes sense the way it is. Sifo-Dyas was either killed by Dooku who then assumed his identity when dealing with the Kaminoans OR Sifo-Dyas was secretly commissioned to create the army by Palpatine shortly after the end of TPM and then killed by Dooku (or Palpatine) to cover it up.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-03-30 11:54am

OR...(bum bum bum)...Sifo-Dyas is Palpatine, and that was his name before he fell to the Dark Side, vanished, and reappeared with plastic surgery to make himself unrecognizable!

Alexus · Post by **Alexus** » 2005-03-30 11:57am

Oh my god. We never see Qui-Gon and Dooku together EITHER!!1

How do we know that was QuI-g0Nz c0rpse???//

QUiGoon is D00Kou!!111

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-03-30 12:03pm

Yeah, I wasn't arguing in favor of the wild idea, just stating that Elheru's timeframe was wrong.

Sorry, should have made a quote.

As for Sifo-Dyas, he was a real Jedi Master who ordered the Army in secret, fearing the safety of the Republic could be at risk. He was then killed by Dooku, as a test for Sidious. All according to LoE.

Grasscutter · Post by **Grasscutter** » 2005-03-30 01:03pm

No no no, this isn't as crazy as it sounds! Qui-Gonn KNEW Anakin was going to kill everybody from the start! Years of being snubbed by the elitiest Council pushed him over the edge, and everything that happens in the PT is part of his elaborate and diabolical scheme for revenge!

And yes, that includes Jar-Jar Binks NOT suffering a horrible death. Such is the evil of the Dark Side!

VT-16 wrote:As for Sifo-Dyas, he was a real Jedi Master who ordered the Army in secret, fearing the safety of the Republic could be at risk. He was then killed by Dooku, as a test for Sidious. All according to LoE.

Out of curiousity, where did he get the money for this? Did he have the backing of some of the Senate?

Alexus · Post by **Alexus** » 2005-03-30 01:05pm

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UCBooties · Post by **UCBooties** » 2005-03-30 02:49pm

Soo, you're such an atention whore that you lampoon your own argument when others show that its crap. That's a bad habit you want to break real quick while the glorious leader is in the mood he's in now.

Nick Lancaster · Post by **Nick Lancaster** » 2005-03-30 02:56pm

Alexus wrote:Oh my god. We never see Qui-Gon and Dooku together EITHER!!1

How do we know that was QuI-g0Nz c0rpse???//

QUiGoon is D00Kou!!111

From AOTC:

Dooku: "I wish he (Jinn) were here. I could use his help."
Kenobi: "Qui-Gon Jinn would never help you!"
Dooku: "Don't be too sure of that, my young friend. He was once my Padawan, as you were his."

Stupidity is the path to the Dark Side. Stupidity leads to LeetSpeak. LeetSpeak leads to bad grammar. Bad grammar leads to suffering.

Knock it off.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-03-30 02:59pm

And as shown from CANON itself...this one gets locked.