Funniest Simpson's line ever

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-11-16 06:02pm

(Homer to Lisa.)

"Are you feeling stupid? I know I am!"

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-16 06:28pm

Arugh! I wish I could remember the line he says when the teachers go on strike.

Its not very good I think he just ask if Miss Hover is striking too

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-16 06:31pm

Apparently, "My cat's breath smells like cat food." -- Ralph Wiggum

I really don't see what's so funny about it.

IMO, a LOT of the lines form the Simpsons....

Homer to Bart: "I can't hear myself think." Bart quits playing guitar. Homer thinks: "Mmmm.....donuts....."

Mr. Burns: "Excellent...."

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-16 06:36pm

Mr Bean wrote:
Arugh! I wish I could remember the line he says when the teachers go on strike.
Its not very good I think he just ask if Miss Hover is striking too

No, it's about education. The reason I like it is that it's very gramatically incorrect.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-16 06:38pm

No, it's about education. The reason I like it is that it's very gramatically incorrect.

Oooh that one

Me Failed English? Thats Umpossible!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-16 06:39pm

Mr Bean wrote:
No, it's about education. The reason I like it is that it's very gramatically incorrect.
Oooh that one

Me Failed English? Thats Umpossible!

heehee lol.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-16 07:01pm

"You're kissing a girl! That's gay."

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-11-16 07:51pm

We need something that says we're republican and we're gay!

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-16 07:54pm

While "Ow, my eyes, the goggles do NOTHING!" is hilarious, I like Otto's "Wow. An adult. I've never been called an adult before--I've been tried as one, but never actually CALLED an adult," was great.

Other contenders:

My signature.

"Will we ever see her, again, Dad?" [Sherry Bobbins is hit by the aircraft]

"Homer, if you could kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot."

And, of course, "If we cut every corner, there'll be more time for play. It's the American Way."

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-16 07:55pm

Homer says to Lisa, "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand..."

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-16 07:56pm

jegs2 wrote:Homer says to Lisa, "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand..."

I remember that. He also had a very similar, but almost equally hilarious line: "I just wanna have a beer while I'm caring."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-16 08:02pm

Lenny "I just logged onto my internet" If you haven't seen that one, you won't get it but, TRUST ME!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-16 08:04pm

Mr Bean wrote:
No, it's about education. The reason I like it is that it's very gramatically incorrect.
Oooh that one

Me Failed English? Thats Umpossible!

THAT'S IT! *kisses Bean* Thank you.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-16 08:21pm

Lionel Hutz has some classics (may Phil Hartman rest in peace).

"I've made over 40 court appearances. Many times as a lawyer!"

HUTZ: And what did you do after you couldn't find any other open fish restaurants. Mrs. Simpson, I'd like to remind you that you are under oath.
MARGE: We went fishing.
[Crowd gasps]
HUTZ: Ladies and gentlement of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat"?

The exchange between Scorpio and the UN was also quite amusing.

[SCORPIO blows up a bridge]

INDIAN MINISTER: Maybe it just collapsed on its own...
BRITISH MINISTER: We can't take that chance.
INDIAN MINISTER: You always say that! I want to take a chance!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-16 08:26pm

The interesting thing about the Simpsons is that it originally centered around Bart, but Homer took the spotlight and ran with it.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-11-16 08:28pm

"Kill my boss? Dare I live out the American Dream?" - Homer
"Uh dad, thats his crotch" Lisa, after Homer drives the stake into vampire Burns.
"Tastes like burning" - Ralph Wiggum, after eating the purple berries.
"Heh heh, dying tickles" - Ralph Wiggum
"Aye, there's nerry an animal alive that can out run a greesed scottsman" -Willie
"Thats the last time you slap your Willie around here" - Willie
"It doesn't mean anything, like 'Ramalamadingdong' or 'Give peace a chance'" - Homer
"I don't know how he caused that melt down, there wasn't even any radioactive material in that van" - Nuclear Inspector after homer meltsdowns the inspection van.
"Is that plutonium on your teeth?"
"Shut up and kiss me" - Homer
"And now as I prepare my soul for an enternity of burning and poking..." - Homer, before he jumps off the building.

Marge: "Homer, there's a man here that can help you!"
Homer:"Batman?"
Marge:"No, he's a scientist."
Homer: "Batman's a scientist..."
Marge: "It's not Batman!"

Yes, I got these all from my head.

But then I did a google search and found this:
http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-16 08:29pm

jegs2 wrote:The interesting thing about the Simpsons is that it originally centered around Bart, but Homer took the spotlight and ran with it.

[Homer] WOOHOO [/Homer]

[Bart] Eat my shorts, man [/Bart]

And I still to this day hate the fact that in Treehouse of Horror after the first year of broadcast, they removed when Bart says "Eat my shorts" when Lisa first says "And the raven said..."

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-16 08:30pm

Homer, while going through the river Styx:

*Styx songs begin to play*

Homer: Aag! This really is hell!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-16 08:30pm

Don't forget Troy Maclur(sp?)

Troy:But none of the Zany Simpons Antics where any match for the antics of Captian Zany... later renamed Homer

Troy:Hi I'm Troy Maclur(Takes of Helmate Signs Sound all the workers in the background run off)

Troy:Timmy if a cow ever got a chance it eat you and everyone you love!

Princple Skinner:Lisa you must understand if I made things harder then all the stuiped students would be in here complaing, biting thier jaw and furrowing thier brow in a vain attempt to understand

Burns:Simpsons can you even go one mintue without embarsing yourself?
Simpsons:(pants fall down)..... How long was that?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-16 08:34pm

Homer:Nothing to panic, daddies fine...(Goes under waves) Gaah! Maggie go quick get Aquaman!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-11-16 08:38pm

"And now lets enter the killing floor."
*shocked look on Billy's face*
"Oh, don't worry Billy, it's not really a floor, it's more a stell grating that allows slush to slide through and be exported."

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2002-11-16 09:49pm

"Alcohol increases ones ability to drive"- Otto

" Oohh I'm making people happy. I'm Mr. Magical Man, from Happy Land. In a gum drop house on Lollypop lane." - Homer in Flaming Moe

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-16 09:53pm

"When we say 'tything,' we mean 10% of gross income, not net. Come on, people, don't make us audit."
-Reverend Lovejoy

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-16 09:54pm

Durandal wrote:"When we say 'tything,' we mean 10% of gross income, not net. Come on, people, don't make us audit."
-Reverend Lovejoy

w00t!

And it's tithing.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-11-16 09:56pm

I always liked the traffic school education vedio that Homer had to watch, I forgot the exact quote so could someone correct it for me?

"Hi I'm actor Troy McCloy, you might remember me from some driving education videos as; Alice's trip through the Windshield..."

There was more. Damn my imperfect memory!